Guys love it. Girls love it. It’s an intimate give-and-take that has gone on for centuries. Since the dawn of time we’ve practiced the ritual. Cavemen surely figured it out. It’s a pretty obvious process. Yet it’s still way more common in the bedroom than it is in pop culture.
So the question is: Why do we treat oral with such secrecy? We must constantly invent slang euphemisms to keep the censors and safe-search engines in the dark. Sure it’s fun to create wacky alternative terms like dine out, hum a tune, polish the chrome, inhale the mushroom, lick the bean, to name a few, but sometimes such wording seems foolish and sounds grosser than the actual act itself.
What do we have to hide? When did it get such a negative connotation? Well, the religious powers are to blame. They considered it a sin since it doesn't lead to procreation, and that the act’s sole purpose is pleasure. But that’s what people like about it! It avoids the risk of pregnancy, and lowers the risk of contracting diseases. We should be embracing the act and encouraging its practice.
Rap music has talked about it forever. Comedians have joked about it. The adult entertainment industry was built on it. President Bill Clinton was involved in a huge scandal over it and news media was forced to define it. But we still have a long way before it goes mainstream. We need more ambassadors, more promoters, and who better than some of Hollywood’s finest actresses. Here’s an oral report of some beautiful women who have taken part in you-know-what.
13 Rooney Mara
12 Julia Roberts
11 Hilary Swank
10 Demi Moore
9 Heather Graham
8 Anna Faris
7 Maria Bello
6 Anne Hathaway
5 Adèle Exarchopoulos
4 Amanda Seyfried
3 Chloe Sevigny
2 Sharon Stone
1 Mila Kunis
This sexy starlet is a powerful advocate for the undercarriage cleaning movement. Have you seen Black Swan? She gives Natalie Portman a job that makes the poor girl lose her mind. She also gets hers cleaned in the film Friends with Benefits with Justin Timberlake. This couple was even rumored to have practiced the deed off the set. Now here is a girl that really appeals to guy’s favorite things. Not only does she take on promiscuous roles, but she also voices Meg Griffin on Family Guy. She carried over that Seth MacFarlane connection into the Ted movie as well.
Sources: TheGuardian.com, BroBible.com
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