There has been a lot of talk lately, almost everywhere you look, at times, about how hot Ariel Winter is. I’m here to tell you that I don’t buy it. I’m not saying she’s super unattractive; that really isn’t it at all. What I’m saying is that she’s totally average, garden variety, mundane. I could keep going, but I think that you all get the point. She just really isn’t that good looking, not even a little bit.
I can hear a lot of you already. “How can you be so mean? I love Ariel, she’s amazing!” Listen, I’m not being mean. I’m purely pointing out that when it comes to hot chicks, she really isn’t one of them. The truth may hurt, but it’s the truth all the same.
What follows is a list of 20 of the hottest women in the entertainment business. All of them are way hotter than Ariel Winter. If you say that they’re not, then you’re either lying or you have extremely bad taste in women. All of them are hot in all sorts of different ways. In fact, there’s just one thing they have in common, and that’s they can all say they’re way hotter than Ariel Winter. But hey, a lot of women can say that.
20. Margot Robbie
This is another one that’s just a total no-brainer. Comparing these two would be like The Patriots going up against a high school football team. It would be like the United States starting a war with Switzerland. It’s like wondering if Adam Sandler is more handsome than Brad Pitt. Just even writing about the fact that Margot Robbie is hotter than Ariel Winter makes me feel silly. Does the sun come up in the morning? Is the Earth round? There are some questions that you don’t even have to ask, at least you shouldn’t have to, and this is just one of them. Margot is so much hotter than Ariel, it’s ridiculous.
19. Selena Gomez
Selena Gomez is yet another woman on this list that’s hotter than Ariel Winter. In fact, there are a lot of lists that are full of women that are hotter than Ariel Winter. You might be able to find a list of women farmers, or race car drivers, or a number of other things that are hotter than Ariel Winter. The whole thing is so ridiculous, really. But back to Selena… she’s a very pretty woman who is made even a little bit hotter by the fact that she went out with Justin Bieber. You know, if she hung out with that idiot for so long, then she would definitely not notice it when you act like an idiot if you were going out with her.
18. Kate Upton
Alright, do I even have to get into much detail here? Kate Upton has it all going on. Every little bit of her just screams out complete and total hotness, while every little bit of Ariel Winter screams out… meh. Once again, I know a lot of you are going to be angry about me saying that. I have a different point of view about the whole thing. I blame you. I’m not the one walking around talking up Ariel Winter and saying how hot she is — quite the opposite, in fact. It’s only because all of these ridiculous “Ariel Winter is hot” comments get thrown around all the time that I have to point out the obvious fact that someone like Kate Upton is what hotness is really all about.
17. Sophie Turner
You simply have to love on Sophie Turner. For those of you that watch Game of Thrones (and if you don’t watch it, you better get started at doing so, as it’s one of the best shows on television), Sophie has gotten hotter with each passing year, and I’m sure will continue to do so well into her 30s and maybe even beyond. I don’t think I can say the same for Ariel, sadly. She has the look of someone who’s going to peak at 30 written all over her. In fact, it’s possible that she may have already peaked. Again, none of this is meant to be mean, but if you all keep saying how hot Ariel is, then I have to give some proof to the contrary.
16. Demi Lovato
Alright, so this one is not even up for debate. If you think that Ariel Winter is hotter than Demi Lovato, then I don’t even know what to say. I would imagine a couple of things about you, though; correct me if I’m wrong: You’re probably one of those types of people that like to argue about conspiracy theories, and you also probably spend a lot of time in your attic playing Minecraft. I’m not trying to be insulting toward your taste in women if you think that Ariel is hotter than Demi. No, far from it. I’m simply just telling you that you’re completely and totally wrong. Someone had to tell you the truth.
15. Bella Thorne
Bella Thorne is just smoking hot; there’s no doubt about that whatsoever. She’s also around the same age as Ariel, so that makes for a good comparison. Now we’ve already brought up the body thing: Ariel is curvy, while Bella has more of an athletic body shape. Whatever you like on that one, that’s just a matter of taste — I suppose, anyway. But when it comes to actual beauty, there’s no doubt that Bella is much better looking than Ariel. It really isn’t even very close. Again, it’s cool if you like Ariel better than Bella, and even if you think she’s hotter, all I’m trying to do is let you know how wrong you are.
14. Emily Ratajkowski
All right, this comparison is not even close, and, as a matter of fact, even seems kind of unfair. It’s sort of like comparing a new BMW to a 2001 VW Jetta. Emily is absolutely smoking; her body is totally amazing and she’s drop-dead gorgeous as well. Ariel is… well she’s cute. And as I have said numerous times during this article, there’s nothing wrong at all with cute. In fact, it’s great that Ariel is cute. Good for her! But she isn’t even slightly as hot as Emily. In fact, if you’ve recently hit your head and a doctor is checking you out to see if you have a concussion, he might ask you if Emily is hotter than Ariel just to make sure you’re okay.
13. Dakota Fanning
Next on the list of women hotter than Ariel Winter, which is also known as “The Longest List in the World,” is Dakota Fanning. She started as a child actress and also was a model but has transitioned nicely to adult roles. She’s totally hot, and there’s pretty much no way that anyone could say that Ariel is hotter. Of course, I know that Dakota is very thin, and some guys like to have women that are a bit curvier. I get that; I’m one of those guys myself. But still, even if that’s your scene, there’s no comparison between the two. Well, there is a comparison, but it’s kind of like comparing a nice sirloin to a hamburger.
12. Emily Osment
Emily is another former child star who is totally gorgeous. It must make it easier for one to handle all of the bright lights of stardom when one grew up in the midst of it, and Emily certainly did. She’s truly gorgeous and has a really nice figure as well. She sure is a lot hotter than Ariel; that’s for sure. One thing in common, though, is that they both really like food. As Emily said in an interview with Maxim, “Make eye contact, have humble intentions, some very smart humor, and food. Honestly, just approach me with food.” At least I think Ariel is really into food, right? Maybe that’s just an assumption of mine.
11. Chloe Bennet
Chloe Bennet is what one might describe as sultry. She has very exotic looks, which, of course, makes sense as her father is Chinese. Although she’s only 25 years old and still looks like a very young woman, she also has a vibe, and more importantly a look, that makes her seem like she would be comfortable going on an expensive island vacation or eating at one of the most expensive restaurants in Paris. On the other hand, Ariel has a vibe like she would be really comfortable going camping or eating a corn dog at the county fair. There’s simply no doubt that Chloe is much hotter than Ariel.
10. AnnaSophia Robb
AnnaSophia is a beautiful young woman. This would be so even if she didn’t give off the vibrant vibe and athletic vibe that she does. If you check out this beach shot, you can see how comfortable she looks with a surfboard. You can truly imagine her being good at it. Most beach shots of Ariel show her on all fours, and honestly, even that looks like it might be a bit difficult for her to coordinate. I bet that some production assistants had to help her get back up after that particular pose. Regardless, AnnaSophia is just a total knockout, and one that any objective person would say is hotter than Ariel.
9. Willa Holland
Next on this ever-growing list is Willa Holland. She actually signed with Ford Modeling when she was just 7 years old. It’s obvious that she comes from a classy background, and when I say that I’m not talking about money, I’m talking about class. If you don’t know what I mean, then go check out some Keeping up with the Kardashians and get back to me. Sadly, Ariel Winter doesn’t possess Willa’s beauty or her class, which just makes her another person on this list that is head and shoulders above Ariel when it comes to the looks department. Even Ariel’s biggest fan can’t argue that point.
8. Shailene Woodley
Shailene is a gorgeous young woman who also is very active politically. She supported Bernie Sanders and is on the board of a political group called Our Revolution. She has said this about why she isn’t a feminist: “No because I love men, and I think the idea of ‘raise women to power, take the men away from the power’ is never going to work out because you need balance… My biggest thing is really sisterhood more than feminism. I don’t know how we as women expect men to respect us because we don’t seem to respect each other.” So sadly for Ariel, Shailene is not only a lot hotter than she is, but it seems like she is smarter, too.
7. Ariana Grande
So let me be clear about something here; let me get it out of the way right off the bat: I don’t think Ariana Grande is all that hot. I think she’s pretty. Sure she is; there’s no denying that. But I don’t think her body is all that great, and in all honesty, she doesn’t really do a whole lot for me when it comes to thinking about who is attractive. So what’s she doing on this list? Isn’t this supposed to be a list of women who are hotter than Ariel Winter? Yes, it is, and that’s exactly why Ariana Grande is on the list. Even though she’s not that hot, she’s still about a hundred times hotter than Ariel Winter could ever be.
6. Chloe Moretz
Chloe Moretz is just totally gorgeous. She’s an actress, of course, but she’s also a model. She’s been on the cover or been in feature shoots of all sorts of magazines, including Vogue, Marie Claire, and Elle. Not to be mean — I’m really not trying to do that here, of course — but Ariel could never be a model. Not for a fashion magazine anyway. Sure, she might be able to be a spokesmodel for Wendy’s or for Walmart or something like that, but she could never be a model for a publication like Vogue. Once again, I’m not trying to be mean; it just is what it is. Chloe is way hotter than Ariel could ever dream of being.
5. Victoria Justice
Victoria Justice is yet another woman on this list who started off as a child star and is now way hotter than Ariel Winter. She also is one of many women on this list who also have a musical career. Ariel herself has done some singing in voiceover work, so you know what might come next. Ariel might end up putting out some recordings. Good lord, I really hope not. Can you imagine how bad the fanboys would be if she started doing that? It would be even worse than it is now. Either way, no matter how you slice it, Victoria Justice is way hotter than Ariel Winter. It’s totally silly to suggest anything to the contrary.
4. Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer Lawrence is a very talented actress. She would be famous even if she were only as hot as Ariel Winter, but luckily for her, she is much hotter. She has that sort of vibe going on that she seems like someone cool and approachable even though she’s totally gorgeous. Ariel also has a vibe going on that she’s cool and approachable, but she’s kind of missing out on the ‘totally gorgeous’ part. No offense to Ariel, though. This is some really tough competition that she’s up against. It isn’t really her fault that she’s judged against all of these super hot women. She is what she is, and nothing’s wrong with that.
3. Emma Watson
Emma Watson has to make this list. There are not many women hotter than her anywhere, so of course, she’s going to make a list of celebrities that are hotter than Ariel Winter. Emma just seems so classy and so thoroughly put together, which are two things that one can’t say about Ariel. Of course, being English doesn’t hurt at all. Even someone who doesn’t have a lot of class sounds a bit more fabulous when they talk with an English accent. Emma is just as talented as she is hot, so it stands to reason that she’ll be around for a long time, which is a good thing, as she sure is fun to look at.
2. Julianne Hough
Julianne Hough has a body that simply just will not quit. It’s curvy in all the right places and totally in shape in others. Now that I think of it, are there any pro dancers who don’t have an incredible body? It just seems that the more you dance, the more tone and hot your body becomes. This theory would make me think that Ariel doesn’t dance a whole lot. Hey, once again, that may sound mean, but it is what it is. Should Ariel really be compared in the looks department to a gorgeous woman who also happens to be a professional dancer? I sure don’t think so, but some of you guys out there seem like you might.
1. Hayden Panettiere
Hayden is just plain old gorgeous. If you look up the word “pretty” in the dictionary, you’ll probably see her photo next to the definition. Now, am I saying that Ariel is not pretty? Well, kind of, I guess, but even if she is pretty, she isn’t even close to being in the class of Hayden. The thing is that Hayden and the other 19 women on this list are world-class beauties and some of the very hottest women you could find anywhere. Ariel might be the hottest chick working at a local Abercrombie and Fitch at the mall, but I have to be honest: I kind of doubt it. She just isn’t all that hot. The truth is out there.
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