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20 Female Celebs Who Suck At Halloween

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20 Female Celebs Who Suck At Halloween

Halloween — the one time of year where it’s totally acceptable to party down in costume and have some fun.  Your favorite celebrities are no different than you are when it comes to Halloween. They like to go to parties, have fun, and put on some super cool costumes.

They also aren’t any different than you because of the fact that they look like total fails most of the time when they try to pick out a Halloween costume. They actually might even have it worse than you do when you think about it.  At least, when you dress up like a total idiot, your friends tell you that you look totally stupid. That isn’t the same when you’re rich and famous. I mean, seriously, who’s going to tell Kim Kardashian that she looks like a total idiot? She already looks like an idiot all the time, and no one tells her. Why would they tell her on Halloween?

What follows is a list of 20 celebrities who got dressed up for Halloween and totally failed. Some failed just a little bit, and some failed so hard that they probably are never going to get dressed up for Halloween ever again.

Here are 2o female celebs who totally failed at Halloween.

20. Taylor Swift-Why Did Her Squad Let Her Do This?

This one is a perfect example of what we’re talking about here. At one point, Taylor Swift had an idea of how it would be super cool to dress up like a unicorn for Halloween, and then, somewhere along the line, everything went totally wrong, and it turned into this. Taylor is supposedly a fairly nice woman who has a lot of people in her life. How did they all end up letting her go out dressed this way? If I were her friend, I wouldn’t have let her out dressed like this even if I had to wrestle her to the ground.

19. Chrissy Teigen-“How” Did She Think This Was Cool?

Back in the day, dressing up as an Indian was something that was more than totally acceptable, but somewhere along the way, all of that changed. Now, things are a bit different. At this point, you just don’t get all dressed up as a Native American for Halloween; it just isn’t cool for reasons that you either get or you don’t. For some reason, no one told this to Chrissy Teigen, so she decided to get all dolled up as a sexy Indian and head out on the town. Needless to say, she was mocked. What a total fail.

18. AnnaLynne McCord-Super Trashy

What do you think AnnaLynne is possibly trying to do here? Be some sort of street-walking superhero? There are lines with things like this, and some people just don’t understand what they are. If she pulled it back just a little bit or even if her costume was a little bit better made, then possibly, this would’ve come out okay, but the reality of it is she basically just looks like a total trash bag. A lot of women just try and dress all trashy for Halloween and think they look hot. Well, they don’t.

17. Paris Hilton-Just No

Paris Hilton has long been someone who enjoys dressing up for Halloween, and I have to be honest — sometimes, she actually looks pretty good. I happen to be one of the people who think she’s kind of hot, and I like the fact that she just shoves who she is in people’s faces. With all that said, this Halloween costume is a total fail. Nothing about it works. It’s kind of a cross between cute and sexy that doesn’t work on either level. One thing about Paris, though: she never gives up. Expect to see her rocking something cool this year.

16. Kim Kardashian-Little Red Riding Wrong

Kim Kardashian never met a camera that she didn’t like, and she’s always looking to get attention, so it’s no wonder that she gets so into Halloween. This Little Red Riding Hood costume, though, is really just a total fail. Once again, you have to ask, who let her go out in this? It’s one thing if she’s in some sort of place where she’s going to the Halloween party in her own neighborhood, but this costume just doesn’t work for someone who acts like she’s pretty much the coolest thing in the world. Once again, Kim, you fail.

15. Mariah Carey-You’re No Angel

This is one of those costumes that, in theory, is okay. Hey, look, it’s Mariah Carey, this huge star who’s dressed up as an angel. Yay! The thing is, though, none of it actually works. She looks like she basically got herself into that costume with a shoe horn, and instead of looking glamorous, she looks like she’s trying way too hard. Well, actually, now that I think of it, Mariah always looks like she’s trying way too hard. My point is, though, you need a certain kind of look — and body —  to get away with this costume, and Mariah doesn’t have either.

14. Tori Spelling-Are You Kidding?

This is one of the worst costumes ever on pretty much every level. First of all, let’s be honest: Tori Spelling isn’t all that good-looking in the first place. So, when you’re not all that good-looking, picking a costume that makes you look totally ridiculous isn’t a good idea at all. Where do I even start? Why did she want to be a peacock in the first place? Why doesn’t she have anyone in her life who loves her enough to tell her that she looks completely ridiculous? Tori really deserves her place in this article because that costume is awful.

13. Khloe Kardashian-Should Be in Costume Jail

Here’s another costume that not only doesn’t look all that good but also looks totally awful. We all have heard of Porky Pig, but we don’t usually think of him in this context. Khloe isn’t that bad-looking of a woman as long as she doesn’t wear something that’s completely not flattering and that makes her look stupid, which is exactly what she did here. You would expect her family to tell her that she looks dumb, but since a lot of them are on this list, it seems that would be too much to expect. What a complete fail.

12. Liv Tyler-Doesn’t Work in the Daylight

Sometimes, it isn’t that the costume is all that horrible; it’s more that it’s a case of the wrong place at the wrong time. Liv Tyler is a perfect example of this. It’s cool to take kids around trick or treating, but just because you’re a huge star doesn’t mean that you have to go all out when you’re doing so. Need attention much, Liv? If you were at some swanky Halloween party, then this might work, but not when you’re cruising down some suburban road. Sorry, Liv… you may be a cool mom, but you’re a Halloween fail.

11. Lindsay Lohan-The Opposite of Hot

A lot of times, when it comes to Halloween, the fail isn’t so much the costume; it’s when someone just tries way too hard. Lindsay Lohan is a good example of that. In fact, she’s a good example of what not to do in pretty much any situation. Like, yeah, we get it — you’re a fireman, and you’re really smoking hot. See what I did there? But the reality of the situation is, she actually isn’t that hot. So now, you just wind up with some chick with a lot of makeup wearing a stupid little fireman’s hat. Oh, and she was probably super drunk, too.

10. Maria Menounos-Drop and Give Me 10

Then there are other times when the costume really is just incredibly boring. Case in point is this military outfit worn by Maria Menounos that really has nothing interesting going for it at all, other than she’s trying to show off her chest. I mean, I get it — sometimes, we all lack inspiration from time to time, but if the only thing that you can think of to do is wear an outfit that shows off your bust, then why even bother to pretend that you’re dressing up at all? Maria makes this list of Halloween fails because her outfit manages to make her look boring.

9. Kirsten Dunst-Not Foxy

Kirsten Dunst failed totally hard with this one. So apparently, her idea of dressing up like a fox involves wearing a ratty-looking fur coat and a super dumb fox mask. The only thing that makes any sense at all with this is that she had no idea what she was going to wear and then had to go to a party and had this stuff just laying around her house. Let’s face it — we’ve all been in that situation before where we wore a totally lame outfit to a party, but all of us aren’t famous, you know? Come on, Kirsten. Step up your game.

8. Snooki-Really?

Sometimes, you see a celebrity who’s wearing a Halloween costume that’s so bad that you almost feel bad for him or her, and this is the case with this outfit that’s worn by Snooki from Jersey Shore. The thing with Snooki is that you kind of always feel bad for her; even with as much money as she’s made with her fame, she always seems like she really has no idea what’s going on in her world, and this costume is, without a doubt, proof of that. What’s she even trying to do anyway? I have no idea, and she doesn’t either, obviously.

7. Minnie Driver-Oh Come On

Minnie Driver seems like she’s a nice enough woman, so it makes me feel kind of bad to be bashing on her like this, but hey, I’m going to do it anyway. This costume is just literally awful in every sense of the word. It seems like something that your 8-year-old niece would wear to a party, not like something that a huge star would wear to an event. Actually, if I were to be honest, it seems like something that an 8-year-old would make. Minnie Driver, you seem okay, but this outfit is a total fail.

6. Julianne Hough-So Not Right

Doesn’t Julianne Hough have any friends at all who could’ve told her this was a bad idea? You never, and I mean ever, dress up using blackface on Halloween — or at any other time, for that matter. Even if you’re a white high school kid living in the suburbs, you should have some sort of idea that dressing up wearing blackface isn’t a good idea, and if you’re a famous star, you should know that for certain — or at least have friends that let you know that it would be a totally stupid thing for you to do. Apparently, Julianne needs new friends.

5. Rihanna-Turtles Are So Hot

I get that Rihanna was probably just trying to have fun and have a good time when she decided to dress up as a teenage mutant ninja turtle for Halloween. And who knows? Maybe she actually had a good time. But that isn’t what this article is about. What we’re talking about are female celebrities who wear costumes that make them look totally stupid, and this one certainly qualifies. I don’t know what Rihanna was thinking here, but I do know that if she had this one to take back, she probably would.

4. Heidi Klum-Awful

Heidi Klum is absolutely gorgeous — there’s no doubt about that. And usually, she’s pretty stylish as well. So why the dumb costume? It just doesn’t work on any level, especially when you have the kind of reputation that Heidi does. I guess she decided to figure out a way that she actually wouldn’t be attractive, and for her, that’s hard to do. I hate to do it to her because she really does seem to be pretty cool, but this is about Halloween fails, and there’s no doubt she deserves her spot.

3. Kylie Jenner-Famous People Dressing as Famous People?

I know this might seem a little odd because it’s for sure that Kylie Jenner actually looks hot dressed up as Christina Aguilera, but here’s the thing: it’s totally lame if you’re a celebrity and dress up as another celebrity. When it comes right down to it, the whole thing is just dumb. That’s not so surprising, considering that the Kardashians and the Jenners aren’t known to be rocket scientists. They’re all living proof that you can look good and be rich and still be fails anyway.

2. Katy Perry-Umm…

This one is a fail for a whole different reason. Yes, Katy Perry looks just like Hillary Clinton. And yes, the whole thing is kind of funny in a way. But are you really going to try so hard just to look cool on Halloween? Just that in itself is a complete fail. How much money and time do you think it took her to look like this? I’m not sure of the answer to that question, but I do know it was too much. Seriously, Katy, this is just Halloween — not a big budget movie. You failed.

1. Heidi Montag-What the?

This is the perfect kind of costume for Heidi and her husband, Spencer, to be rocking. it sums up everything perfectly. Both of them try to act like huge Hollywood stars — well, at least they used to before they imploded — but they really aren’t at all. I mean, really? Did Heidi’s mom make these costumes? They look like they got them at Target and didn’t even try them on first. Heidi and Spencer are fails at pretty much everything, so why should Halloween be any different?

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