17 Promiscuous Scenes That Put "Shameless" To Shame

Are you a fan of Showtime's original series Shameless? If so, you already know just how promiscuous, and truly shameless the characters on this show can actually be. In fact, they are so promiscuous t

Are you a fan of Showtime's original series Shameless? If so, you already know just how promiscuous, and truly shameless the characters on this show can actually be. In fact, they are so promiscuous that they even put the meaning of the word 'shameless' to shame. Just in case you haven't tuned in, Shameless focuses on the family life of the Gallaghers. The Gallaghers often find themselves engaged in terrible situations. As a result they are often plagued by a string of humorous, awkward, or heartbreaking events. You also learn pretty fast that it's not their fault. It's just the Gallagher's way of life.

The role of Frank Gallagher is played by William H. Macy. He's a single father, albeit not much of one. Frank is an alcoholic and drug addict, which often leads him to some very awkward promiscuity. His eldest daughter, Fiona (played by Emmy Rossum) has taken on the role as primary caregiver to her five younger siblings. She casually floats in and out of relationships because something always happens to mess it up, even if it's her own doing. Lip is Frank's eldest son and the genius of the family. He also has a way of screwing himself out of great opportunities and gets laid, a lot. Ian is their younger brother, who's been out of the closet ever since the first season. He occasionally gets himself into promiscuous situations, but mostly when he's off of his bipolar meds. The youngest kids are Debbie, Carl and Ian. As the younger children, they start off caught the middle, but become entangled in the Gallagher lifestyle as they get older.

Now that you've been introduced the Gallaghers, it's time to look back on just how shameless, awkward and hilarious the promiscuous exploits from this show actually are. *SPOILER ALERT* Here are 15 promiscuous scenes that are so shameless, they even put Shameless to shame…

17 Meet Fiona

What better way to start then at the beginning? In the pilot for Shameless, you find out pretty quick, just how promiscuous Fiona really is. “Can you get used to that?” starts off about as normal as things can get for the Gallaghers. Fiona's only getaway from the pressures of working and raising her siblings is to go out clubbing.

16 Oh, Frank!

What you see above may look pretty awkward. However, this isn't the last, or worst that you'll see of Frank Gallagher's promiscuous lifestyle. This scene took place in "Gone Daddy, Gone". It was just after Steve had taken Frank on a one way trip to Toronto. Steve's plan was to rid Fiona of her heaviest burden, but back then the Gallaghers still wanted Frank around. Steve ended up having to return Frank and he got the cold shoulder treatment from Fiona, but only for awhile.

15 In A Cop Car? Sure, Why Not

Bet you didn't think you'd see Fiona again this soon, but then again you probably knew. The short-lived couple's dirty deed in his cop car was so hot, that her riding him in the front seat is everywhere. However, finding them without extreme nudity involved, not so easy at all. Go figure!

14 A Failed Attempt 

It seemed as though everybody was getting lucky in the beginning of Shameless. Even Ian, who was still in the closet back then. Although, that didn't stop him from having not one, but two love interests in season one. He went from banging Kash, the owner of the Kash and Grab store where he worked, to tough guy Mickey Milkovich, who he's been in love with ever since. As if that wasn't enough, he also caused Mandy from down the street to form a major crush on him (he tripped a teacher who was giving her a hard time at school).

13 Daddyz Girl

Remember when we mentioned Sheila? She was the freaky, agoraphobic neighbor who Frank is shacking up with. That's Karen, her daughter that you see in the scene above. In the beginning she was blonde, had a thing with Lip, and was very promiscuous. She wanted revenge on her dad, Eddie because he had called her a wh*re in front of everyone at a purity ball.

12 Fiona, Craig and His Wife

Season two brought Fiona to a whole new level of shameless. Especially, when she knowingly slept with her married high school flame, Craig. Their relationship started out innocent enough, but something happened to send Fiona on a downward spiral. The next thing you know, Fiona's is in his family vehicle looking appalled as she looks around at his kid's toys flung everywhere, while he's humping the crap out of her.

11 Butterface

That's Frank and Dottie that you see above. Only, Frank and the other men at the bar chose to call her Butterface because she had an incredibly hot body, but a super ugly face. While drinking at The Alibi one day, Frank overheard that Dottie had a pension check coming and that she was waiting for a heart transplant. He showed up at her door to play handyman and to get her into bed.

10 Sheila and Her Daughter's Ex

So, Eddie had committed suicide and Karen's rebellious promiscuity landed her in sex addict's anonymous. It was there that she met Jody, who she married. Karen eventually grew tired of Jody and kicked him out, but he would still come around to help Sheila with her hospice patients.

9 Lip Gets Taught

In the scene above, Lip, Ian and a few of their neighbors hit the block planning to beat up the neighborhood pedophiles that Lip had found online. However, Blake turned out to be a hot, female teacher who had slept with her student. The group fell apart, but Lip was still convinced that she was a sexual predator and set out to prove it. Lip went back to Blake's and asked to trim her hedges.

8 Kev & V Make A Baby

Veronica Fisher and Kevin Ball, aka V and Kev, are the least promiscuous couple on the block. However, their excursions got extremely shameless when V found out that she was infertile. V was told she only had about a 5% chance at conceiving, so they decided to use V's mom, Carol as a surrogate. Their initial method of insemination was to use a turkey baster. When that didn't work V devised a new plan, which was for Kev to just dive on in. What better way to conceive than naturally, right?

7 A Forced Marriage

Ahh, Mickey and Svetlana. The marriage that nobody wanted to happen. The whole thing started when Mickey's dad walked in on him with Ian and went berserk. He hit Ian, beat the hell out of Mickey, left, and came back with Svetlana. His intention was to have Mickey do Svetlana, right in front of Ian. Mickey couldn't go against his dad's wishes, so he did exactly what dad told him to do. Not that this was a problem for Mickey, who loved Ian, although he was also into chicks.

6 Fiona and Her Boss/Boyfriend's Brother

In the scene above, Fiona and Robbie almost appear to be two strangers on a bus. However, this couldn't be further from the truth. In fact, this was either just before or right after an explosive, promiscuous scene, where the guy had his hand up Fiona's skirt. The guy's name is Robbie and he happens to be her boss'/boyfriend's brother, Mike.

5 Kev & The Hot Coeds

You might be wondering what V's, Kev is doing with those hot coeds. Once they had the babies Kev turned into super dad and this left V longing for attention. To make a long story short... V got off on some guy's leg on the dance floor, which led her to send Kev for a h*ndjob. V thought the h*ndjob would make things even so they could move forward, but instead she moved to the apartment above The Alibi Room.

4 Lip's Hot Professor

Lip has had some bad luck with teachers, although he did get lucky with the second one. At least Professor Helene wasn't a shameless pedophile. Instead, she was a married professor, whose husband didn't mind. Lip didn't find out about this little detail until the first time he stayed over at her house. Actually, he kinda freaked out when her husband got home, but it all worked out. Theo even offered to make Lip an omelet. How's that for an awkward breakfast?

3 Throuple

This affair started back when Kev and V first split. Svetlana had been working at their bar, The Alibi ever since she stopped getting paid for handj*bs. It turned out that she was also great with kids, so she moved in with Kev to help, when V had moved out. She offered wifely duties, along with childcare for both V and Kev, although neither of them knew the other had been given the same shameless head treatment.

2 Fiona's Affairs

Fiona actually married a really great guy in Season 5. His name was Gus and they got hitched super quick. Then Steve/Jimmy, who was going by Jack showed back up, even though he was supposed to be dead. Of course, Fiona had a steamy, promiscuous fling with her ex. Although, she did come clean and told Gus what happened. Gus took it well at first, but he wanted to meet Jimmy, which didn't go so well. He ended up punching Jimmy in the face and leaving Fiona to go on tour with his band.

1 Frank's Hot Doctor

There's no way Frank could've landed this hot doctor under normal circumstances, but Bianca's situation was as far from it as you can get. Bianca was the doctor treating Frank following his liver transplant. She found out she was dying from cancer and had always lived a strict, sheltered life. Bianca knew how slim her chances at survival were, so she decided that she wanted to live a carefree life and Frank happened to be the one to show her how to live it.

Frank got her high on crack. She got him drunk on $10,000 whiskey and they had crazy, wild, promiscuous sex on the railroad tracks, although not in that exact order. Bianca also had a death wish, which explains why she didn't stop when the train was coming straight for them. Or why she played Russian roulette with the gun Frank got her, and why she allowed the ocean to carry her away. You gotta give it to Frank. He really cared for her and it really showed. He was so depressed after she died, that he shamelessly humped her grave once. He even brought along her bra and panties to put on the site, just for the occasion.

I believe it goes without saying that Frank really puts the shame into Shameless. Althoughall of the Gallaghers, Milkovichs, Balls and Fishers put up a great fight when it comes to promiscuous scenes that even put Shameless to Shame.

Sources: The Daily Beast, Entertainment Weekly

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