Kim Kardashian has had a really good run. Did anyone think that she would be around this long and that she would still be famous after all this time? Okay, let me check that: did anyone ever think that she would be famous at all? All she used to be known for was being Paris Hilton's dumb friend, and when you think about what that really means, you'll realize how bad that actually is.
But then she became famous, and when I say famous, I mean she became really famous. And what was she famous for? Nothing. Well, not actually nothing; she was famous for being famous, basically. She was a complete creation of the media, and all of a sudden, everyone wanted to talk about her. Of course, most people only wanted to talk about her because they found her ridiculous, disgusting, and obnoxious, but still, they wanted to talk about her, and that was all that mattered.
But now, she's at a different place altogether. Of course, she still has fans, and people still like to bash her, like I am in this article. But soon, she'll fade away and become what she always was destined to be, which is nothing. She'll be rich; there's no doubt about that -- I never said she wasn't smart at making cash, but pretty soon, she'll be rich, middle-aged, and ignored.
Here are 15 reasons no one cares about Kim Kardashian anymore.
15 She's Kind of Old
Kim Kardashian is now 36 years old, and she's going to be 37 in October, which is just a few months away at this point. Let's face it: does anyone care about a middle-aged Kim Kardashian? Not at all. In fact, it's kind of the opposite. Remember how Snooki from Jersey Shore was all over the place? You couldn't even turn around without seeing her face. But that was because she was this totally drunk trash bag that was making a fool of herself all the time. As soon as she sobered up and had a baby, no one cared anymore. This is the same vibe as Kim. Do we really want to see some 45-year-old chick bashing her way through life the way Kim Kardashian does? Nope, we won't want to see that at all.
14 Two Words: Kanye West
One would think that if you put together Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, it would be kind of interesting, but the opposite has come true. How could you put two total lunatics like them together and still have it be so boring? I honestly don't know, but that is what's happened. The other thing is, there's literally no way whatsoever that it's going to last. We all know that, so why don't we just move on to the divorce? In fact, when that does happen in a few years' time, it will probably be the very last thing that gets Kim Kardashian any press. Because who is going to be interested in her then? Even now, Kanye is one of the the few things that keep her even the least bit relevant.
13 She's Played Out
I mean this literally. There's seriously almost nothing that can go on with her at the point that would cause anyone to be interested in her. Yeah, she got married to Kanye; yeah, she got robbed in Paris, and even that stuff was only moderately interesting. The only reason anyone pays attention to her at this point is that we're all in the habit of doing so. One of these days, we're all going to wake up as a nation and go, "Wait a minute... why are we paying attention to Kim Kardashian again"? And none of us are going to be able to come up with a reason. She's the walking definition of "played out" at this point; the only reason she'll even stay relevant at all is that people will enjoy watching her lose her stardom.
12 Stupid is Only Interesting for So Long
If you were to be honest with yourself, and even more importantly, if Kim Kardashian were to be honest with herself, everyone would admit that hardly anyone has ever really been interested in Kim Kardashian because they think she's cool. They're doing so because they think she's an idiot. In most groups of friends, there's one person whom everyone thinks is kind of dumb, someone whom people still hang out with anyway, just for laughs. But sooner or later, that person always ends up getting dumped by the group. It just gets dull to hang out with stupid people after a while, and it also gets dull watching them on TV. Kim is like a joke that you've already heard a bunch of times: it was funny once but not anymore.
11 Her Show Is More Awful Than Ever
Can you believe that this show is actually still on television? Do people care anymore? They're all just a bunch of total disasters who think they're cool, and if you're really into watching that, then what does that say about you? Don't get me wrong; I get it. I love a good train wreck just as much or even more than the next guy, but this is a trainwreck that happened years ago. When you watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians now, you really aren't watching a train wreck; you're sifting through the rubble of what remains after the wreck already occurred. You get the point? This show is a dead man walking, and one can say the same for the careers of everyone who's on it.
10 She's a Bad Role Model
Now, I'm not the kind of person to be judgmental, but there are a lot of teenage girls that watch this show, and they're seeing all of these women who are just famous because they're materialistic and kind of hot even though they're pretty stupid and also are even kind of bad people. Sooner or later, the whole thing has to crash and burn. Can the American public really be this dumb? Well, for a while, they might be, but sooner or later, pretty much every con man gets busted, and that's what The Kardashians are: just a bunch of con men tricking the American public out of their cash. They can't do that forever. Even teenage girls can figure out they're being messed with sooner or later.
9 There Are More Interesting People to Make Fun Of
So I have to admit it: Kim Kardashian is immensely fun to make fun of. As I've alluded to before, that's a big part of the reason she's so rich and famous in the first place. People make fun of her, but they still give her a ton of press. As a matter of fact, I'm even doing it right now. But I can tell you that this will be the last time that I do it. There are only so many times that you can make fun of Kim, and I think I've hit my limit. There are all sorts of new and exciting people to make fun of now, one of which is Kendall Jenner. She does dumb things all of the time. For example, did you ever see that disaster of a Pepsi commercial that she did? Kendall is a lot younger and hotter than Kim, and for my money, she's more fun to make fun of, too.
8 She Was Never That Hot
Kim Kardashian being hot is probably one of the biggest acts of mass hypnosis that has ever occurred in the history of the world. She really isn't that hot at all. She does have a very pretty face, but it isn't all that much prettier than a lot of people. Yes, she has an enormous and very round butt, but some guys aren't into that at all. And even for the guys who are into it, the reason that they are is that her butt looks kind of silly, not that they think it's all that nice. That might sound odd, but I'm telling you, it's true. Her floor is a chick that's borderline attractive, and her ceiling is someone that's kind of hot. On the whole, she's never been that good-looking, and we all know that.
7 And She's Even Less Hot Now
Right, so when we said that she wasn't that good-looking before, what does that mean now that she's getting close to 40? Yeah, she isn't hot at all. Looking at her face is like listening to the ski report. She has like 5 inches of powder and ten inches of base. She must take about two hours to put on her makeup in the morning. And then what about her body? Is this really something that any of us think is actually going to age well? No way. The chicks that stay in shape tend to be able to keep their bodies looking good well into their 50s. Not so much with women that have a body type like Kim Kardashian; they usually are pretty much done looking good when they hit their 40s.
6 She's Boring
This might seem odd to say about someone who's so famous, but she's boring as all get out. As I said previously, even her marriage to Kanye West is boring. Kim Kardashian is that rare breed of lunatic, one that can manage to be crazy and still not even be the slightest bit interesting. As I've said before, a big part of the reason people check her out is she's so lame and boring and doesn't know it, but that vibe can only last so long. Sooner or later, boring just becomes boring, and Kim Kardashian is well on her way to being in that situation. How long can someone stay in the public eye without having any sort of real personality at all? Kim Kardashian is about to find out.
5 Big Butts Are Fun Only For So Long
I never thought that I would say this because for the most part, I'm kind of a fan of big butts, and there's no argument to be made that Kim doesn't have one of the biggest ones going. But I'm tired of looking at it. At first, it was kind of fun -- I'll admit it. And a lot of other guys will, too. But it's one thing looking at the big butt of someone in her 20s -- that sounds kind of fun. But looking at an enormous butt of someone in her 30s sounds kind of boring. And looking at the big butt of someone in her 40s sounds kind of terrifying. Yes, you heard me right. What I'm saying is that Kim's big butt has gone from being fun to boring and is on the way to being terrifying. I'm scared of what that thing might become.
4 She's Bought and Sold
Kim Kardashian would do anything for a dollar. You might think any one of us would, but you would be wrong. A lot of people look at being in entertainment as doing what they love, and the fact that they make a ton of money is a bonus. Many singers and actors take their craft really seriously. Kim is the exact opposite. If you paid her enough money, she would do and say pretty much anything. How do I know this is true? She's already done it. She took millions of dollars to be made a fool of. Hey, I'm not trying to judge; what I'm doing is just telling the truth: she's all about the money and nothing else. That kind of attitude is only amusing for so long. Then it just becomes something to be ignored.
3 She's Overexposed
There's such a thing as overexposure, and Kim Kardashian has pretty much reached that point. American culture is kind of interesting; we love building people up into being big stars because it gives us the thought that maybe, we could be big stars, too. But then, once they become big stars, then we get envious and jealous of their position, and we love tearing them down. Kim is at that latter stage, at this point. She's been overexposed so much that a lot of people don't wish her well. In fact, there were a lot of people that expressed happiness when she was robbed at gunpoint. That's taking it too far; no one deserves that. But it does go to show how she's thought of by many.
2 We Don't Want to See Her in a Bathing Suit Anymore
Kim, for the love of God... please stop trolling around in bikinis. At first, it was kind of fun. When people saw your body in a bikini, it was kind of like, "Whoa, that's pretty wild. I wonder what that would actually look like." Now, it's more, "Oh man, my eyes are burning; please put that away!" We don't want to see your body anymore. Let me take that back: we never really wanted to see it, but before, we found it kind of amusing. Not so much anymore. Certain parts of you are not aging all that well. Within 5 years, you're going to look absolutely horrible in a bikini. Don't get me wrong -- Kim should feel free to wear whatever she wants, but photographers are going to stop taking photos simply because it's nasty.
1 Because She's Desperate
One can already smell the desperation on Kim Kardashian. Some others in the family might be content to just count their millions and slowly fade away, but not Kim. This is probably because she's the biggest star of them all, and because of that, she doesn't want her fame to go away. But it will go away. No one is going to care about a 45-year-old Kim Kardashian. You know it, I know it, and if she were to be honest with herself, even she would admit that she knew it. She's on her way out. Her desperation will be fun to see for a little while; that's kind of what's going on now. But soon, it won't be funny anymore. It'll just be sad, which is when she'll disappear forever. It won't be long now. I, for one, can't wait.