So you have a secret, and you have had it for a while now. You think Paris Hilton is hot. It's okay, you can admit it. I do too. God, I hated saying that. The thing is she is so irritating. She is rich, she is shallow, she is spoiled. She is mean and self-centered. She comes from an incredibly wealthy family and has never done much of anything to be famous, except for, of course, be famous.
And all of that is exactly what makes her so hot. Some guys think she is hot, because she actually is, of course. There is no doubt that Paris Hilton is a total smoke show. But let's face it, the whole thing is way more complicated than that. She is the epitome of that girl that you hated, the one that probably wouldn't want to go out with you because you don't make enough money, or are not cool enough. And then there is the other side of it. You know if she did go out with you, that she would drive you crazy. She would be demanding, she would flirt with your friends. But you still wouldn't break up with her would you? I mean how could you? It is Paris Hilton for crying out loud.
This chick once treated Kim Kardashian like her dog, and made her clean her closet. She once said she was like an American Princess. Come on. How hot is that? The thing is, she is still only 35- it is still cool to be turned on by her; she's still in her prime. Here are 15 smoking hot Photos of Paris Hilton. Because you forgot how hot she is.
15 Legs For Miles
This one is rather perfect to start off with, because it shows you the whole scene. Of course she is hot, you notice that right away, but it is not just that, of course, she also just looks totally rich and unattainable. That is the kind of stuff that you either just can't fake, or Paris Hilton obviously thinks she is pretty much the coolest thing in the entire world. This is a woman who once said, "Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything." As the great-granddaughter of Conrad Hilton, who founded Hilton Hotels, she should know. Speaking of jackasses, Hilton began modeling as a teen when she signed with Donald Trump's modeling agency.
14 She Loves Her Bikinis
This one captures the other side of Paris. While she plays it so ruthless and cool, she obviously has a side of her that is all girl, with everything that entails. She has said, "A lot of women feel it's a man's world. Some people think all you need to do is marry a rich guy, and you don't need to do anything with your life.... I would hate that. I don't care whether he has money or he doesn't, because I don't need it, and that's a good feeling that I don't have to worry about that." Yeah Paris, it must be nice not to worry about whether or not your boyfriend has cash because you are stinking rich- thanks for letting us know. She did have a job at one point though, when she starred in the so-called reality show The Simple Life with Nicole Richie. I jest.
13 Who Says She's Not Blessed In The...?
There is no doubt that Paris is sexy, but that kind of blew up in her face when her ex- boyfriend Rick Salomon released a video of the two of them having sex. The video was called 1 Night in Paris (see what they did there) and featured a lot, and I mean a lot of Paris Hilton that one would never expect to see. Supposedly Salomon made a ton of money and the video received the AVN award in 2005 for "Best Selling Title of the Year," "Best Renting Title of the Year," and "Best Overall Marketing Campaign – Individual Project." Salomon is a professional poker player who also has had long relationships with Pamela Anderson and Shannon Doherty. I am sure they made sure that the bedroom was swept for cameras.
12 Paris With Short Hair
Here is yet another hot photo of Paris for you to enjoy, while you simultaneously hate yourself for enjoying it. I am right there with you man. Do you think I want to be turned on by Paris Hilton, of all people? It is the worst. I wish I could do something about it to be honest. One last thing on the infamous sex tape. Paris once said, "I'm judged because of something that an ex-boyfriend did to me. I'm not a slut at all. I've only had a few boyfriends. And I don't even do anything with anyone--it's just the media making stuff up ... I'm far less promiscuous than any of my friends." Now, I do not know if that is really the case, that Paris is less promiscuous than her friends, but if it is, I wonder if maybe she could introduce me to a couple of them?
11 Her Simple Life Days
She is hot though. It is interesting to wonder if she would have been thought of as quite as hot if she were not so rich and famous. Could she have pulled off a modeling career if she was just some random chick? She does have the look, but is part of the look the fact that she grew up so stinking rich? It is hard to say. Although you probably forgot, for a while Paris was a "recording star," and even wrote a book called Confessions of an Heiress. She was literally everywhere for such a long time. One does not see as much of her anymore of course, but then you have to wonder, is maybe part of that because she is 35? I mean, maybe some of it is because she is not as "in" as she used to be, but maybe she doesn't care anymore either.
10 Her Simple Life Days Pt.2
Paris was a total boss. In fact when I say she was a total boss, she really was. My favorite is when she said to Kim Kardashian "Please clean and organize my closet." And Kim said "Okay." I mean, come on, she used to walk Kim around on a leash. Okay, sorry that sounded kind of hot, I got a bit distracted. Then there was the time she said that Kim's butt looked like "cottage cheese in a trash bag." This whole things kind of sums up why Paris Hilton is so smoking hot. You know if she and Kim get together even now, that Paris is the boss of her. How could she not be? Kim's game does not even approach the game that Paris has. She even once said that she created Kim Kardashian, and that her whole family owns her life. Totally savage.
9 Pretty In Pink
As one can see in this photo, Paris also can pull off the glamor thing pretty well. This is another cool thing about Paris- she is a DJ. Not only that, but you know she has to be totally awful at it, but she still makes a ton of money; you know, because she is Paris Hilton. In fact, she is one of the highest paid celebrity DJs in the world. Did you know that was a thing? I didn't. Now this is kind of subtle, but it sort of epitomizes why she is hot. She is famous enough to be a celebrity DJ at all these super cool clubs, but is lame enough that everyone makes fun of her behind her back. It is sort of that whole push and pull between her being the boss and pushing you around, but it is cool, because you know you are way smarter than her.
8 She Likes Her Bikinis Pt.2
That body though. There are times that it seems that people forget that Paris actually has a banging body. I think that this photo might help remind you of that fact. Apparently she gets that body from eating a ton of fast food. As she says: " I am totally normal. I think it is obnoxious when people demand limos or bodyguards. I eat at McDonald's or Taco Bell. My parents always taught me to be humble. We're not spoiled." I always love it when someone who is totally rich and spoiled doesn't know how rich and spoiled she actually is. Umm, hey Paris, you are totally spoiled. In fact, you are so spoiled that you don't even know it. But don't worry, your cluelessness is part of what makes you so totally, incredibly hot.
7 Paris > Princess Jasmine
Here is another photo of Paris looking totally amazing. You almost forgot, didn't you? Actually, I know that you didn't forget, you are not fooling anyone. You were just waiting for an article like this to come around, wondering what Paris has been up to. One thing she has been up to is making a ton of money. As much as she might seem a little clueless about certain things, making money is not one of them. According to Wikipedia, she has "perfumes and a fashion line with her endorsement; her fragrances have reportedly earned $1.5 billion. There are currently three Paris Hilton apartment complexes and 44 Paris Hilton stores worldwide, with products including perfumes, handbags, watches and footwear. Hilton earns over $10 million a year from product sales."
6 The Stare
How does Paris look so good? Well check it out, she is dying to tell you. "At parties, everyone always thinks I'm drinking--but actually I rarely drink. I drink energy drinks and Vitamin Water all night. That's how I manage to stay up late and never smudge my makeup or mess up my hair. You can see all these girls leaving a party at the end of the night, and they look terrible because they were too out of it to reapply their makeup or even glance in a mirror. This is a huge mistake. People remember how you look when you leave as much as they remember how you looked when you arrived." So remember girls, when you go out to a party, drink vitamin water and check your makeup often. Just please don't do it if you go to a party with me, because that sounds horrible.
5 Sailor Paris
Here is Paris in costume, looking pretty amazing. She was never shy about wearing a costume, which is something she did quite often at parties, and also something that she said she did when she was the star of the so called reality TV show The Simple Life. She portrayed herself, or was portrayed, depending on your perspective, as a dumb blonde on the show. Paris claimed that she was just playing a character and knew how she was coming across all along. The point of the show was that she and her costar Nicole Richie would do menial jobs, such as being maids, working on farms or fast-food restaurants, and working as camp counselors. Whether or not she was just putting on an act is up for debate, but Paris as a maid is something that sounds kind of hot.
4 Legs For Miles Pt.2
This one kind of sums up the whole "Hey I am super rich and totally unattainable" vibe that she always seems to go for. But in some ways it did not seem to work as well as she wanted it to - that whole unattainable thing. She has dated Nick Carter, Paris Latsis, Criss Angel, Adrian Grenier, Josh Henderson, Tyler Atkins, Alex Vaggo, Brandon Davis, Benji Madden, Jared Leto, and Doug Reinhardt, as well as the previously mentioned dude that made a ton of money by filming he and Paris doing the deed. Now this is another thing that makes her kind of hot. One gets the feeling that she is often the one that gets dumped, and not the one that is the dumper. That whole poor little rich girl thing is kind of hard to not get turned on by, as long as the rich girl is hot. And Paris is.
3 Paris And Her Chihuahua
Paris certainly has a bit of a high opinion of herself. She has said: "There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde -- like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana -- and right now, I'm that icon." And also "people are going to judge me: 'Paris Hilton, she uses money to get what she wants.' Whatever, I haven't accepted money from my parents since I was 18. I've worked my ass off. I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own, like a hustler." Yeah, okay Paris, you haven't accepted any money from your parents since you were 18, but you probably inherited money before that, and what you got when you were 18 had to be in the millions. Just a guess. But whatever, rich girls are hot.
2 Paris At The Club
Paris sure does like to show off her body, there is no doubt about that. She has a lot of confidence in how she looks, and that is one of the things that is the most attractive about her. I have brought this up before, but it bears repeating, it isn't just that she is rich and attractive though, it is also that she is kind of a joke. When you think about it, Kim Kardashian has the same thing going on now. Men, and women too, are all like "pfft what an idiot she is, I totally hate her, she thinks she is so cool, but she isn't." And at the same time Paris, and Kim now, are making tens of millions of people that are thinking that. The whole thing is so complex, you get to feel superior while also being a fool, and so does she. Of course her having an awesome body helps.
1 Paris At 35
Well, we have come to the end of our list and we should end it with a photo of what Paris looks like today. She is still hot of course, that stuff does not just go away, and in some ways women of 35 are hotter than women of 21, and Paris is no exception. Still though, she seems mature now, and not willing to dance on a string and sell herself so that a bunch of dudes can feel superior to her; you know, like Kim Kardashian does. We have to admit, that makes her a tad less hot, because that was kind of her whole scene, you know? But we know you still have a bit of a crush on her. You can admit it, because I kind of do too. Which is why we all enjoyed looking at these hot photos of her more than we would ever admit to anyone.
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