Pick-up lines are hardly ever a good idea. If you want someone’s attention, the best way to get it is to have a meaningful conversation about their interests in life. Find out what you have in common and discuss. Easy, right?
Despite the fact that most people know this, others still try their luck with pick-up lines. Most times, it just ends up being hilarious, either on purpose, or because it sounds so awkward it's funny. Seriously though, how many times have you actually used a pick-up line successfully? If your answer is more than once, then congratulations! You’re one of the rare few that can pull it off without sounding lame or creepy.
We’ve searched through the silver screen catalog to find the funniest pick-up lines for your entertainment. There are lines that range from comedy classics like Austin Powers (we’re sure you can remember most of those) to more recent blockbusters like 17 Again. You might want to stay away from using these the next time you want to impress someone... unless they're movie buffs like us. Which one is your favorite?
15 "You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to." - ND, Napoleon Dynamite
14 "I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy." - Lloyd Christmas, Dumb & Dumber
13 "I just want to tell you that you look like my dog." - Alex, 17 Again
12 "I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal." - Ron Burgundy, Anchorman
11 "But I can't guarantee you that you won't not regret it." - Jacob, Crazy Stupid Love
10 "We should mate." - White Goodman, Dodgeball
9 "So…Do you like cheese?" - Duke, She’s the Man
8 "You’re everything I never knew I always wanted." - Alex, Fools Rush In
7 "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" - Fred, Hall Pass
6 "You give me premature ventricular contractions." - Emma, No Strings Attached
5 "The word of the day is legs." - Stifler, American Pie Book Of Love
4 "Did you know that Pack Man used to be called Puck Man?" - SP, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
3 "Your hat has sequins." - Andy, 40-Year-Old Virgin
2 "You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be The Big Bad Wolf." - Jacob, Twilight Eclipse
1 "Do you wash your pants in Windex?" - AP, Austin Powers
When you think of hilarious pick-up lines in movies, Austin Powers is guaranteed to pop into your mind. Seriously, is there anyone more obnoxious in his efforts to win over the ladies? There are so many lines we can choose from his catalog; they range from the corny (“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”) to the completely inappropriate. One of the funniest is “Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.” Way to get straight to the point while adding in some creativity! This line is hilarious because it’s downright ridiculous. Seriously, which girl would this line work on in real life? The answer is probably none unless they’re a huge Austin Powers fan, of course.
Sources: Complex, Shortlist
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