Jaw-dropping groupie confessions sound like a ripe opportunity to read some pretty revealing stories. Trust me, you have no idea! Well, not just yet anyway. The confessions you'll learn about in this article are unbelievable, diehard, and half-baked at that.
A few of these groupie confessions come from a time where rock 'n roll music was all the rage and famous bands like Aerosmith and The Doors ruled the Billboard charts. Other groupie admissions include our favorite actors both past and present, even our most beloved professional athletes. Is that hard to believe? It shouldn't be.
Women, men, teenagers, and stage-5 clingers are all people who can be categorized as "groupies". There's no concrete history of when the word "groupie" first came to fruition, but the mid-1960s is a good place to begin. Originally used to define overzealous fans of musicians, the term "groupie" encapsulates any person who religiously pursues celebrities in hopes of meeting one on a personal level. According to some confessions you'll read today, they're really personal!
Cruising around reddit.com or reading your favorite news publication, blog, or Facebook feed can unearth an unholy amount of not-so-PG moments groupies have spent with their celebrity infatuations. These jaw-dropping celeb groupie confessions, in the end, made such great reading we thought the best stories all belonged together.
15 Is Pennie Lane A Real Person?
Absolutely Penny Lane's a real person! Her name's Pennie Lane Trumbull. Some of her stories as told in the movie Almost Famous are fascinatingly true, too. Candidly recalling the time she met Cameron, she said, "I'd heard that this kid got a gig to write for Rolling Stone," she recalled. "At the time, I was taking Journalism 101 at Portland Community College and thought I should be the one to get the big story. And then I saw Cameron, who was just 15-years old, and he really did look like that little boy in the movie. He was totally in over his head, and my heart burst for him. We were both in Seattle to meet up with the Led Zeppelin tour, but they were delayed and I only had two days before I had to go home. So I spent it with Cameron running around town and having fun. We went up the Space Needle 100 times, and talked endlessly about music and life. I knew then that he was very special, and he was going to go far. And I told him so."
14 "Yeah Jeets! Yeah Jeets!"
If you're late to the party, back in 2013-2014 rumors started swirling about a famous New York Yankee ball player. Apparently, this particular player had narcissistic tendencies which a few women he dated got the chance to witness. That's when Derek Jeter's skeletons sprang from his closet, or should I say, personalized Derek Jeter gift baskets.
After deciding to fess up, one of his fans chimed in, "My friend's cousin dated Derek Jeter for a while and had the keys to his apartment. According to the story, she entered one day to find him butt a*s naked on his couch watching highlights of himself and bumping his chest with his fist saying "YEAH JEETS, YEAH JEETS, YEAH JEETS."
13 Bebe Buell And Steven Tyler
The majority of people know that Liv Tyler is the daughter of Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler. What you may not know is that her mother was a singer and model, too. She was also Hugh Hefner's Playmate of the Month in November 1974. Her name was Bebe Buell, and she was known for liking musicians like David Bowie, Iggy Pop, and Mick Jagger. To make a long story short, Bebe had a fling with Steven Tyler; stepping out on her longtime companion Todd Rundgren in the late 70s. The results of that fling was the creation of model, actress, and Aerosmith video icon Liv Tyler. Bebe may not be your quintessential groupie, per se. Regardless, she and Steven make the list with their previously buried affair from rock 'n roll's past.
12 The Artist Formerly, Formally, Known As Prince
In the world of music, Prince is the man. There's no doubting that. With that being the case he didn't like to be called Prince. He wanted to be called the "Artist Formerly Known As Prince, " and to him, there was a big difference. One groupie tells their story, saying, "The American singer-songwriter would fire anybody who called him Prince. Even further he had spies within his entourage that would report back to him any person who had referred to him otherwise. At that point, you were fired without even knowing what hit you."
Hey, the guy apparently liked what he liked, and he wasn't willing to settle for anything less. That doesn't make us love him any less, now does it?
11 Meeting The Weeknd On New Year's Eve
After reading this Reddit user's off-hand groupie confession, it'll be hard to deny that their friend did indeed spend New Year's Eve with The Weeknd. If you're not familiar with the Canadian singer, his song "Starboy" reached the top of the Billboard charts in 2016. He's also the artist that released the dance club thriller "I can't feel my face". The dude came outta thin air in 2010 and has been hitting it harder every year since. So what's the skinny? Take a look.
"A friend of mine 'hooked up' with The Weeknd on New Year's Eve. Said he was the best she ever had and was a really sweet, humble guy. At first, I didn't believe her, but she took a picture of them in bed together......so.."
10 Stifler's Mom? No way!
Any article that starts with talk of Stifler's Mom is going to be a good read. Just like Reddit user smarky_henry's experience. In reality, all of us guys have been Jennifer Coolidge groupies our entire life. Well, boys, one of us won back in 2013! He begins his story: "It's not me. I’m lucky to ever even get with non-celebrities," he admits. But, "A pretty good friend of mine hooked up with Jennifer Coolidge (Stifler’s mom) this year. He’s only 27, and she’s 52 so the ‘prowling cougar’ character she’s famous for maybe kind of accurate.”
9 The Red Velvet Cupcake Is Best
Are you a Harry Styles (One Direction) fan? Good, then here's a great fan confession for you.
"I'm from NY and was back in Chelsea on break from college up north," said the groupie. "I visited my favorite cupcake shop and ran into Harry Styles. (You don't get to be a 20-year-old American girl without recognizing the band members of One Direction.) I tipped him off that the red velvet cupcakes were the best of the lot and made an exit..."
She closes with saying, "We had great conversations, good sex, and excellent champagne, at which point he needed to leave for some facet of his job, so I headed out of the hotel outside past the mob of fans. It was a really bizarre experience, and ultimately I feel bad for him after witnessing all the smoke and mirrors that went into a casual afternoon. He seemed like a good guy, and I hope he's doing well, but I have no desire for a repeat. I'm a really private person and am unwilling to take the risk of my name or picture leaking."
8 DMX Is A Dog
Right now, you're looking at a still photo from a video that TMZ got their hands on in 2013. If you look closely, you can see that's DMX running around a hotel in his skivvies. The once-famous rapper has had his share of run-ins with the law. Decisions like this one are part of the reason why. Funny stories involving the rapper don't stop there, either. If you've ever had his phone number by chance and called only to get his answering machine, you know why. "A friend of a roommate's mother slept with DMX. We got his number from her cell phone, but his answering machine message was just him barking for 30 seconds," said one observer.
7 Pamela Des Barres And Jim Morrison
The "Lizard King" Jim Morrison is known as one of the most attractive artists of his time. It's too bad there aren't more groupie confessions to be found about themega-famouss singer-songwriter. If there is one, well known groupie Pamela Des Barres said it best in an interview with Independent.
"I was 17 and heard 'The End' playing from a house nearby," she said. "I wandered over to this house to find Jim Morrison standing next to his refrigerator in unzipped leather pants, no shirt, looking the epitome of rock god, singing along to his own record." She did backbends on his Persian rug but didn't sleep with him. "He was always a one-woman man."
Now that's a great confession!
6 Ron White Likes "Left Hand Lettuce"
Do you find Ron White funny? If not, maybe you'll find humor in this celebrity groupie story from a reddit user:
"I know a girl who hooked up with Ron White (I know, right? shudder)," the user claimed. "He (Ron White) smoked her out with some super dank smoke and had a fat stash to boot." The story doesn't end there, though. The Reddit user finished his confession, saying, "I ended up meeting him while I was at a bar downtown that I worked at, and gave him my number because, why the hell not, it's not like I'm ever going to see him again. He texted me a little while later saying he was waiting for his flight at the airport and asked me to send him naked pics. I didn't, but I had a nice laugh about the whole thing."
5 Anita Pallenberg And The Rolling Stones
Anita Pallenberg is referred to as one of the most famous groupies of the 70s. She spent most of her time with The Rolling Stones and was not only gorgeous but drama filled. Throughout her time with the Stones, she dated both Keith Richards and Brian Jones. The famous groupie is also believed to have knocked boots with Mick Jagger during the time they spent co-starring on Performance.
“She scared the pants off me … you were taking on a Valkyrie,” admitted Richards. “She nearly killed me,” protested Jagger, decades later.
It's not often you get confessions from the musicians and not the groupies.
4 He Was Almost A 'Beastie Baby'
Here's a great confession about not wanting to be a Beastie Boy groupie. After all the lifestyle of a musician, especially the Beastie Boys, was wild, to say the least. The part that's funny is I wouldn't doubt if this dude's mother is lying to him. Who in the hell shows up to a Beastie Boys party and leaves? Well, this guy's mom claims she did, if you can believe that. "Mom tells me this story of when she was 18 or 19, she went to a party at the Beasties Boys place in Brooklyn. They had piles of powder, scrips, and smoke on the table. She said she didn't stay long. I was almost a beastie baby."
He was almost a Beastie Baby. That's awesomesauce!
3 This Guy's Disturbed!
This Disturbed groupie, who looked exactly the same as the lead singer, decided to make his groupie confession:
"I used to look and dress like the lead singer of Disturbed. Seriously I could have been his double. Lip piercings and all. I went to one of their shows and waited outside afterwards for the band to come through. He paused and took a double take at me, shook my hand and said he spotted me in the crowd. He was probably lying but in a few of my pictures from that night it did look like he was looking right at me."
"ANYWAY. After they went off to their bus a smoking hot groupie came up and talked to me for a while and ended up taking me back to her place for sex. Not the same but one of my top three moments in life."
2 Sounds Like He Stays Busy
The Black Eyed Peas will forever be one of America's favorite bands. Just after the famous rapper Will.i.am met a groupie who wasn't ashamed to tell her story to the world. Well, not initially.
“[A] Friend of mine slept with Will.i.am from the Blackeyed Peas. She wouldn’t shut up about it for months,” the user wrote. “I was reading a Rolling Stone interview with the group, and the interviewer asked something like “I heard you were at the Sundance Film Festival this year, what did you guys do while you were there?”
His response was classic, declaring: “Bought several boxes of condoms and used every single one. We stopped hearing about her trophy s*x after that."
1 A Story With A Happy Ending. Or, Is It?
Reddit user MellissaMarie has a fantastic story about fulfilling her dream of meeting her favorite band. Only, this groupie confession doesn't end the way you might think it does.
"[I] followed my favorite band on MySpace, was absolutely obsessed," she said. "Constantly watched their videos on demanded, lurked the shit out of them at concerts. Started talking to the bassist on MySpace one day, he got me into their show and we spent all night in a cemetery talking. We made out, but he had a girlfriend so I stopped talking to him. A few months later he called me, told me he broke up with her because he couldn't stop thinking about me. I moved from Utah to New York to be with him and 6 years later we were married. I will never tell him how obsessed with his band I was, never."