You know the old Hollywood adage: The only bad publicity is no publicity. So, "accidentally" revealing you're not wearing underwear gets you noticed. Oops, I didn't mean to free my nipple goes viral pretty fast. Well, you get the idea. And it's not just a Hollywood thing. Even the Royals get involved. And let's face it: The girls are way out in front on this one, boys. Although, certain hot young guys in tight pants get in on the "wardrobe malfunction" gig. Hey, it's a bit of fun. But it is just a fact that some hot young things make a habit out of "unintentionally" revealing those bits that ought to remain private. And with some celebrities, it happens so often, it just can't be an accident. Are we complaining? No! Are we amused and maybe aroused a little (or a lot)? Yes. So, here is your guide to 15 totally hot and totally young things who are guaranteed (almost) to show you those naughty bits on a pretty regular basis. It'll help you decide who to follow on social media. Now, we can't always show you the uncensored image, but then you can Google it on your own and... look.
15 Kate Middleton - Nice Range Of Undies
She the "commoner" who became a princess. And Kate Middleton has been "Royal" for getting onto six years. But it's just a fact that the tabloids are getting a little tired of all those wardrobe goofs. We've seen underwear, cleavage and more. And those naked pictures on holiday. See, the thing is this: Most celebrities who wear lighter weight flowing or full skirts put little weights along the hem to hold them down just in case of a gust of wind. Not our Kate. Six years on and still making mistakes? Doubtful. And, apart from the goofs, she has in the past worn bunny outfits and hot pants. No kidding. And all when she was the "official" girlfriend. Come on, Kate. Get with the program. Yes, you've got nice legs. And the underwear is getting onto hot. But enough already.
14 Kendall Jenner - Best All Rounder
Let's call Kendall Jenner the queen of planned wardrobe malfunctioning. Or the diva with the greatest wardrobe malfunction potential. Like that flowing, loose white blouse cut almost down to her navel. From the side, it's a great view of those perky assets, nipples and all. Or take that long gray dress with a side slit that goes up to her underwear. This is deliberate wardrobe malfunctioning at its very best. Or dressing to break the Internet. And joy of joys, she even posts the stuff on social media. Our favorite? It just has to be that long gray skirt, with a wide-V split that goes up to her waist. Think about it. She can't be wearing anything under there... They were praying for heavy winds that night.
13 Nicki Minaj - Queen Of The Wardrobe Malfunction
There are distinct styles of wardrobe malfunctions. There are skirts-in-the-air divas like Kate Middleton. There are short-skirts-on-stage singers like Ariana Grande. And there are "free the nipple" ones like Nicki Minaj. The rapper usually goes for freestyle FTN, wearing low-cut, loosely fitting barely-there tops. Oops. It happened again and again (and again). She usually sticks to freeing one of those nipples. On special occasions, like shooting a hot tube scene for a music video, we get a double reveal. And occasionally, she varies her performance by sporting low cut jeans that reveal those thongs. And she once was overexposed on live TV while doing Good Morning America. Better than caffeine to get you going, we think. If there's a queen of wardrobe malfunctions, it's our 40-28-45 (34F) Nicki. Talk about getting an eye full.
12 Ariana Grande - Flashing
Ariana Grande is a full-blown diva, a former child star diva who has blossomed into an adult queen-bee diva. She is fond of very short skirts that, as at the Billboard Music Awards, reveal that not so sensible underwear. Like the audience sitting below her on stage can look right up... Less exciting are those awkward moments on stage when she just can't seem to get into or out of a part of her costume. Take Saturday Night Live where she sang "Dangerous Woman" with a jacket half on and half off. Or the time at the American Music Awards her dress was so tight, she struggled to climb up the stairs to the stage. Awkward. Usually though, it is those short school uniform skirts she dances and gyrates and obligingly bends over in that reveal her taste in thongs or whatever. With Ariana, it's not so much "malfunction" as flashing. Of course, she denies it. Hey, she's perfect.
11 Janet Jackson - Nipplegate
The mother of all wardrobe malfunctions and founding member of the club, Janet Jackson kind of invented the wardrobe malfunction when she performed live at the 2004 Super Bowl with hunky Justin Timberlake. Justin was too busy getting an eye full to help. Now, Janet J. is a Jackson. And the Jackson clan all want to be rich and famous singers like their bro Michael. Janet has not done a bad job of it, but she has been known on several occasions to reveal her above-the-waist assets. Get the pasties, Janet. It's going to happen again and again (and again). By the way, the Super Bowl malfunction was labeled "Nipplegate". And it went viral big time, as in breaking the Internet. The videos on YouTube have views going into the millions.
10 Blake Lively - Queen Of The Spanx And Cosmetic Surgery Reveals
OK. Blake Lively is perfect, isn't she? She is slim and gorgeous and married to Deadpool's Ryan Reynolds. But remember the saying, "You can never be too rich or too thin." Her wardrobe malfunction style is revealing those make-you-look-slimmer spanx body shapers. She flashed her spanx at the Canadian State dinner. Then while wearing a little Chanel dress. It's a lot more fun when she wears those deep scoop-neck dresses that barely covers those assets and then bends over. Then there was that deep, open, scoop-neck red number that most people said totally proved she had augmented a certain part of her anatomy. She had gossip sites churning out those "before and after" pictures.
9 Rihanna - T&A Superstar
It doesn't take much (other than a lot of money) to get Rihanna to bare her bits on magazine covers and in photoshoots. Bashful she ain't. So, for her, a mere wardrobe malfunction that reveals what the world has already seen many, many times seems, well, a little tame. But, nonetheless it's worth having a look. Like Nicki Minaj, Rihanna's style is "pretend you don't notice" and just watch those cameras go click, click, click. Like at her exclusive after party at the Met Gala where she "unintentionally" freed those nipples. But our favorite has to be the first show of her Diamonds World Tour where one moment her skirt flew up revealing her cute undies and the next moment we all got a good look at a nip slip before RiRi covered up again. A T&A moment if we've ever seen one.
8 Miley Cyrus - In Your Face Malfunction Superstar
Where do we begin? There was the time she got out of a car wearing no underwear. How did we know? Guess. Or the time her loose hot pants revealed her lady parts. Or those "unintentional" freeing the nipple moments. Or those cheek-baring, lady-parts-exposing mini dresses she wears on stage. Oh, to be in the front row at those gigs. She's right up there with the likes of Kendall Jenner when it comes to planned wardrobe malfunctioning. There's not even much of a hint that it was a mistake. She is, after all, queen of the "free the nipple" campaign or, as some uncharitable souls say, the "take your clothes off and pretend it is in a good cause" brigade. Would Miley do that? Dumb question. Of course she would.
7 Selena Gomez - Oops I Did It Again Diva
There are two kinds of stars as far as wardrobe malfunctions are concerned. There are the "oops it was an accident" ones like Selena Gomez, and the wardrobe malfunction as a choice ones like Miley Cyrus or Kendall Jenner. On the surface, Gomez maintains a certain little girl, classy vibe and so her malfunctions are put down to mistakes. True? Maybe. Maybe not. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that if you are elevated on a stage and wearing minis or slit skirts, the view from down below is going to be spectacular. Sure she does it on purpose. But if you are still appearing in teen magazines, you have to pretend it was an oopsie.
6 Kate Upton - Wardrobe Malfunction Tease
She is great doing a Marilyn Monroe moment (skirt caught in the wind kind of thing). She tends to laugh and go with the flow. She makes wardrobe malfunctions fun again. And there are many times when that ample cleavage is fighting to free itself. Again, she giggles and smiles and gets on with it. And on the set of 2013's The Other Woman, she was a walking wardrobe malfunction. Like spilling out and freeing not just the nipple, but the whole thing. To make the movie, she was required to look hot and say her lines. No acting involved. But who cares? And we have to mention those trampoline shots. Wardrobe malfunctions the way Marilyn would have done them. She's saying, "look boys, look". Kate Upton rocks the moment.
5 Iggy Azalea - Rapper With Rips And Slits
Australian rapper Iggy Azalea tends to favor lycra, that often rips, revealing those private bits. She is also fond of dresses and skirts with slits up to her belly button (almost). And like singers everywhere she does a great line of short skirts that fly up and reveal whatever is underneath. Take MTV's Europe Music Awards and that black dress with slits that revealed (on purpose?) her lady bits when she tried to adjust them. Or the time she performed in lycra that ripped and reveal those same assets. Oh dear. It seems to be something of a habit. But, we have learned two things about our Iggy: One, she definitely waxes and secondly, she is not fond of underwear.
4 Brad Pitt - Here's One For The Guys
The typical male WMF usually involves their "guy bits". At the least, unzipped, and at the worst (best?) hanging out. Brad Pitt seems to have the problem of unzipped pants quite a lot. You know what we mean, don't you. Oops forgot to zip kind of thing. Makes you wonder what they were doing a few minutes before... And Justin Bieber does seem to forget to zip up an awful, awful lot. An oops moment or attention seeking? You be the judge. Justin also likes to "slip up" and reveal those cheeks. But, we have to kind of pity the guys. They just don't have that many interesting bits to work with. And then there's Prince Harry. Read on.
3 Sophie Vergara - Free The Cheeks
TV's Modern Family's Latina bombshell likes to wear tight, tight and more tight. And, as a result, those T&A assets often break out into the sunshine or spotlight. It's hard to imagine that the malfunctions are always an accident. Like at the Emmy Awards a few years back. No, it's not cleavage. It's the other end. Gloria would just stomp her feet and tell you to get a life. Sofie Vergara tried to pretend she had tried to have it sewn up but those assets broke free. Well, see, once is an accident. Twice is a coincidence. But by the time you get to three or four... well then it becomes a kind of flashing, we think.
2 Kim Kardashian - Busting Out All Over
When you are a Kardashian and an exhibitionist, it's not so much a wardrobe malfunction as it is advertising. Kim puts this stuff up on social media. Look at me! Look at me! Make me richer. The cellulite disappears and the waist is nipped in, but those revealing wardrobe malfunctions stay in. Nobody is even surprised anymore. And, like Kate Middleton and others like Miley Cyrus, little Kim K. is in danger of over-saturation and turning us all off rather than on. She does better with those bathroom selfies that are supposed to show lots (and we mean lots) of skin. But the "accidents"? Planned down to the last detail some say. We're not surprised.
1 Prince Harry - Just Can't Help Showing Off?
Another favorite of ours from the guys is the "b*ner" on display kind of shot. It's not so much a wardrobe malfunction as it is an anatomical one. It's "over functioning" rather than malfunctioning. The tighter the pants, the worse (or better?) it gets. There are a fair number of pictures of Prince Harry, obviously well endowed and totally aroused, in suits, in shorts, in sports gear. You name it. Whole galleries are devoted to the guy in hard, ready to go form. We recommend he wear a kilt more often. Baggy shorts even. Maybe Meghan Markle can even give him some styling tips. Stop bragging Harry, we say. Stop showing off. We get it.
Sources: nydailynews, huffingtonpost, teen
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