As a society, we have to accept that things have changed and there are probably a lot of us who wish that it could be undone. In today’s fame-obsessed world, being known is the accomplishment that many people most want to attain, even if they’ve done little to nothing to deserve it. While there have been past celebrities like Paris Hilton or The Duggar Family who’ve managed to become known entities for no good reason, there is one family that is the symbol of this phenomenon. Of course, we are talking about the Kardashian Clan, a group that seems willing to do pretty much anything they can to receive that sweet, sweet attention that means everything to them. Individual members of this seemingly omnipresent crew may have a few things to boast about, but these people as a group are celebrities because they are famous, which seems like a snake eating itself.
One of the major side effects of fame is that people pay attention to everything you do and say, and while that may be a good thing in the case of some, the Kardashians aren’t exactly rocket scientists. Known to say nonsensical things regularly, their seeming lack of the ability to think things through before uttering them for the world to digest is just one aspect of what makes their quotes crazy. They have also lived a life of great means which causes their thoughts on the world to be incredibly insular in nature which makes having a laugh at their expense very easy at times. That is what inspired us to put together this list of the 15 Kardashian quotes that make us cry laughing.
The rules for the possible inclusion of a quote on this list are very straight forward and extremely obvious, it has to be something that was said by a Kardashian and is funny for any reason. What may not be as clear though, is who all qualifies as a member of the Kardashian family for the purposes of this list. There are the most obvious members like the three Kardashian sisters, their brother, mother, the Jenner sisters, and Caitlyn Jenner. We’ve also chosen to include Kanye West as a member of the family as he is married to Kim and has seemingly been fully indoctrinated into the culture of the family. The final person we are including is Scott Disick who married Kourtney in 2006.
15 “Don't go into the ocean while on your period because a shark is going to attack you.”
14 "Oh great, now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.”
13 "If I was a man, I would want to know what it’s like to have s*x with myself."
12 "She used to whip her b*obs out for no reason."
11 "Kim is in for the night, which means so is my... "
10 "Stop taking pictures of yourself. Your sister’s going to jail.”
9 "Everyone around me, we're all just realizing things.”
8 "You were number 2 on the dumbest people list."
7 "He spit up in my mouth, and I loved it."
6 "I am a proud non-reader of books."
There is a common phrase out there about ignorance being bliss but it isn’t actually meant to be advising people to willfully avoid learning or expanding their minds. You’d really think that someone like Kanye West, who routinely boastfully compares himself to the great thinkers, would be interested in reading in order to take in other people’s point of views, but nope.
5 “Adults don’t think it's their place to interfere with kids. I interfere all the time.”
4 "My style’s edgy but comfortable."
3 "She's 18 [and has cancer]... That's how I feel."
2 "My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in."
1 "South is so stupid. It’s the stupidest thing ever."
We have to admit it, when it was revealed that Kim and Kanye actually named their child North West we were amazed that they played into the joke and maybe were even a little bit impressed. Was it possible that they actually have a sense of humor and chose a fun and amusing name for their kid? Of course not, they clearly thought they were geniuses for coming up with a name that the rest of us sarcastically said as a joke. Even worse, though, it appears that Kim felt strongly about the direction they chose as their child’s first name as the other option would have just been ridiculous, obviously. While discussing her child’s name, she said this “North has a better direction. I don’t think we’ll go with another direction. I think South is so stupid. It’s the stupidest thing ever.” We have to ask, how in the hell is a direction stupid? Does that mean that she dislikes traveling to the south? Can an adult human being actually think a direction is stupid?
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