15 Cringe-Worthy Confessions From Hollywood Groupies

Some couples even have loopholes in their relationship that allow their partner to flirt with their favorite celebrity if given a chance. Though most of those loopholes are put into place because no one ever expects their spouse will get that chance. Whether you have fantasized about meeting your favorite star or not, many people do.

Stars, for the most part, are unattainable, but many groupies have found a way into the beds of their favorite stars. They usually lose a little dignity and some self-worth in the process, but they manage to do it. But last time I checked a star didn’t settle down with one of their groupies. As far as these stars are concerned, it’s not as hard as you would think to get into the bed of a celebrity. These groupies are ready to tell their story, to spill the beans on who they have done the deed with.

There are actually quite a few confessions out there, so these groupies have been busy, we only have 15 for you though. These are the people who have slept with a celebrity and can tell you what it’s like to achieve the attainable. You probably won’t be surprised to learn that girls will spill the beans quicker than guys will.

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15 Quentin Tarantino

Director Quentin Tarantino arrives at the Blu-Ray and DVD release event for "Inglourious Basterds" in Los Angeles on Monday, Dec. 14, 2009. (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)

This story is actually legendary because it’s a tell-all on Deadspin by Beejoli Shah who went to a Hollywood party and almost hooked up with Quentin Tarantino. She goes into great detail about the party and how she met him and went back to his room. She decided not to sleep with him. "Making out with Quentin Tarantino is a great story, but there is no way I plan on putting out." This girl isn’t playing at all she tells it like it is. If you want a good read, you should check it out on Deadspin because this girl has no problem telling all.

14 Jennifer Coolidge

There are a lot of guys out there that would love to say that they slept with Stifler’s mom. Ever since American Pie was released, it’s been a dream of many men. Well, one man got his wish. “Not me, I’m lucky to ever even get with non-celebrities, but a pretty good friend of mine had [a good time] with Jennifer Coolidge (Stifler’s mom) this year. He’s only 27 and she’s 52 so the ‘prowling cougar’ character she’s famous for, may be kinda accurate. He gets embarrassed if you bring it up, but I’m like, dude, you did the deed with the quintessential MILF, there’s an entire genre of [dirty magazines] named after the term that person popularized, own up to it with pride!” Some guys just don’t like bragging!

13 Derek Jeter

Reddit is full of all kinds of salacious stories about hookups with celebrities. Judging by a confession, Jeter has some unusual bedroom habits. He was legendary when it came to playing shortstop for the New York Yankees, but his habits aren’t so legendary. “My friend’s cousin dated Derek Jeter for a while and had keys to his apartment. According to the story, she entered one day to find him naked on his couch watching highlights of himself and bumping his chest with his fist saying “YEAH JEETS, YEAH JEETS!”’ Another commenter replied, "I actually kinda believe this. Only because one of my friends claims he knew a girl that went back to Derek Jeter’s place one night and he said 'Yeah Jeets, yeah Jeets. Jeets, your number is up.'” This is almost too embarrassing to read.

12 Ron White

We’re not sure that this is a confession that too many people would own up to. Sure, he’s a famous comedian and he can probably make you laugh whenever you want him to, but he’s not easy on the eyes and usually, that’s why you have scandalous hookups. The girl that hooked up with him says he got her high. “I ended up meeting him while I was working at the bar downtown that I worked at, gave him my number because, why the heck not, it’s not like I’m ever going to see him again. He texted me a little while later saying he was waiting for his flight at the airport and asked me to send him naked pics. I didn’t, but I had a nice laugh about the whole thing.”

11 Papa John

LAS VEGAS, NV - APRIL 01: Papa John's Pizza CEO John Schnatter arrives at the 47th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena on April 1, 2012 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Angela Weiss/ACMA2012/Getty Images for ACM)

Who would have thought? A groupie hookup involving Papa John? We were just as surprised as you are but hey, some people really love pizza. This Reddit confessor certainly seemed pumped to meet up with Papa John himself. We didn’t know that the pizza man had it in him, but it sounds like he’s into scandalous hookups with pizza groupies and s*xting. We would have liked to hear about the recap of their night, after all not too many people are pumped about hooking up with the owner of the Papa John’s restaurants. We wonder if he gave her a discount or better yet, a year’s worth of pizza for free after meeting up with him. Some of these hookup stories are just plain embarrassing.

10 Jared The Subway Guy

It took a moment for us to stop laughing before we got this together. This should not be a confession; it actually makes us feel a little bad for the girl. Who on Earth would she brag about hooking up with Jared the Subway Guy? Is he really even considered a celebrity and seriously, gross! Especially since he got the boot from the Subway commercials and sent to prison for allegations of dabbling in some adult films. “My friend did the deed with Jared!" No exactly something worth bragging about!

9 Brent Spiner

Hey, we didn’t know that the Trekie had it in him. He’s a pretty legendary actor in Hollywood though; he has plenty of film credits throughout his years in Hollywood. This confessor found Brent Spiner after a Trekkie convention. “Throwaway time. I met Brent Spiner at the bar after a trek con that I was attending. I said something like, ‘hope you have a good night Mr. Spiner’ while walking past him. I was pretty nervous about doing that and didn’t expect to get an acknowledgment. He surprisingly bought me a drink a few minutes later and we laughed while trading wry barbs for a while, he is really funny. Long story short, the inevitable happened and every party involved was satisfied. Got room service breakfast the next morning before he had to leave for another city, and he gave me a hug before he left. What a gentleman.”

8 Pauly Shore

Pauly Shore, does he do anything anymore? It has certainly been a while since we heard that name. There was a time that he was pretty popular in Hollywood for his comedies. He was actually pretty funny, but he was just one of those actors that get 15 minutes of fame and then goes into obscurity. This girl told her brother all about an experience she had on a Greyhound bus with the actor. “My friend’s sister blew Pauly Shore on a Greyhound bus. He was horrified when she told him, I believe his response was akin to, ‘how could you do that to that weasel?!’” It sounds like she’s not going to live that one down anytime soon. Do brothers and sisters actually talk about that stuff? Maybe she thought she was bragging, but she definitely didn’t get the reaction that she was hoping for.

7 Steve Irwin

What do you think it would be like to sleep with Steve Irwin? If you judge him based on the fact that his wife is still madly in love with him long after his death, you may have to say that there’s something pretty awesome there. One lady actually bedded the Crocodile Hunter in his younger years, before he was married. We imagine that he would have been a very enthusiastic person to go to bed with. Judging by how he is on the air we imagine his zest for life would have made him a pretty interesting bed partner. “A best friend of mine’s mum slept with Steve Irwin when they were both in their 20s (before he was married). I don’t know what the experience was like but I can imagine Mr. Irwin was enthusiastic about everything he participated in.” Our thoughts exactly.

6 Alyson Stoner

This guy claims to have slept with Alyson Stoner, the Disney star. “I did the deed with Alyson Stoner (from the Disney Channel and other stuff) It was great, but it didn’t really change how I saw her after.” We wouldn’t call her a big star by any means she has stuck to TV movies and kids shows for the most part. You may recognize her from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody and W.I.T.C.H. these days she is in a couple of TV series Pete the Cat and Milo Murphy's Law. We’re not sure what he meant by “change how I saw her after.” Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Did he expect not to like her after? It’s hard to say, though we would have liked to have heard how this hookup happened.

5 Jon Bon Jovi

Jon Bon Jovi is such a talented person and has done so much with his life. Not only that but he’s a cool person. He has a restaurant that gives free meals to people who have no food. How cool is that? It just warms our hearts to think about it. We imagine anyone that slept with Jon Bon Jovi would be screaming about it from the rooftops. Not only is he mega handsome, even to this day, but he’s known to be a genuinely amazing human being. This person seems pretty happy that she got in the sack with the famous singer. “My mom’s coworker slept with Bon Jovi. She told everyone about it, including me when I was 10.” That’s a pretty funny story and she clearly was over the moon about her experience if she was even telling random children about it.

4 Kid Rock

Kid Rock just seems like someone who would be really good in bed, wouldn’t you think? He’s been a huge success as a musician and his concerts are legendary if you haven’t been to one already. It’s not surprising that he would pick up a groupie while on tour. In this case the singer took a stripper back to his tour bus with him. We’re warning you that this confession is a little graphic. “‘At the club that I work at several years ago, Kid Rock came in one night after playing downtown. Well, he hit it off with one dancer named Destiny. They went back to his tour bus, where they got messed up and they did the deed. She supposedly hung out with him for a week."

3 Tommy Lee

Seriously, at this stage in the game, who hasn’t slept with Tommy Lee. We are surprised that girls even still try to, he’s been around a lot. He’s definitely from the generation where bringing groupies in after a concert was considered an everyday event. “It was after the tape had come out and I guess during a time when Tommy wasn’t with Pam, but I just had a really bad thing for him. I lived in LA at the time and basically went down to the Rainbow Room where I knew he would eventually show up. I must’ve been there for two weeks straight, every evening. Anyway, when I saw him, I went up to him and told him I wanted to sleep with him. We went back to a house party and ended up...you know. He offered me $500 to get a Motley Crue tattoo, but I turned him down.”

2 Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is another celebrity that we’re not really surprised to hear hooks up with groupies. He’s a young guy with millions of girls that want to sleep with him. Plus, there were those rumors about him hooking up with girls in brothels, so we’re pretty sure he’s done some scandalous things. “In summer of 2013, my friends and I met Justin Bieber at Muzik Nightclub in Toronto. One of my friends ended up leaving with Justin and his boys to go back to The Hazelton Hotel. She ended up sleeping with Justin and multiple boys from his crew. There were like five girls there and they made them all sign contracts and took their cell phones away. He referred to himself as JB and made everyone sit around and listen to him sing for like an hour and continuously smoked. Too funny.”

1 Stephen Jenkins

Stephen Jenkins of Third Eye Blind isn’t the most famous frontman out there, but he still manages to get some groupies. In this case, the girl that slept with him said he wasn’t very gentlemanly about it. “A friend of my banged Stephen Jenkins, the lead singer of Third Eye Blind. She was front row at a concert at the college she went to. He told her to come backstage after the show and picked two other random girls too. After getting a closer look at them, he picked her and took her back to his trailer. I heard it was sweaty. It always just kind of made me squirm how he narrowed down the girls, looked them over, and picked his favorite like he was shopping for a sweater at the GAP.” We would have to agree that it sounds pretty disgusting.

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