15 Creepers Confess What They See When They Peep

When we think of Peeping Toms, we think of them as the deranged lunatics that wait outside our window, watching everything that we do. Granted, those people do exist, and they're the true creepers of the world, the ones that we hope aren’t outside our windows right this very moment. It makes you wonder if there's someone looking at you right now, doesn’t it?

But there are also the accidental creepers, the ones that stumble upon something by taking a general glance in our window from time to time. Are these people still creepers? Absolutely! They are because they're the ones that pause for a moment to really get a good look at what they're seeing. It may be their first or second time, but you can’t ignore the fact that these creepers took some time to take a closer look, clapped at what they were seeing, or decided to see what was up for viewing the next time that they came to the same place. Some have done the nasty, the shocking, and just downright gross. It’s not all bad creeping, though. One creeper saw an example of love when he peeked through the window, and it gave him hope for humanity.

Have you ever wondered what was on the other side of a window? Well, if you have, these creepers are here to tell the stories of what’s beyond the looking glass that we've never dared to glance at ourselves.

15 When Peeping Throws You a Thr------e

Most people are aware that people might see them having sex and make sure the blinds are closed. But others don’t even bother to worry about such things. This Peeping Tom got more than he bargained for when he glanced in someone’s window. He witnessed a threesome right before his eyes. “A threesome. I was driving home and some college kids down the street from me had left their living room window open. One guy was sitting on the couch receiving a b***job from a blonde girl, and she was being rammed from behind by another guy. I assume they did not see me looking, as I was in a car stopped at a stop sign, and they apparently didn’t even know their blinds were open” (Thought Catalog). Maybe they were exhibitionists, and they didn’t mind having an audience while they played. Weirder things have happened.

14 Naked Girls Everywhere

This English professor probably knew better than to spy on women, but it sure didn’t stop him from doing it repeatedly. “I teach English privately, and I currently spend every Monday morning teaching a very nice, polite German Lutheran pastor in her flat. Opposite that is a university hall of residence, which seems to be girls only, girls who are unaware that I can see straight into their rooms as they get dressed in the mornings if they don’t close their curtains. The nice elderly pastor sits with her back to the window, and I often find it extraordinarily hard to concentrate, given all the nudity going on over her shoulder. Last week was a new record: three completely naked girls in different rooms – one of whom was applying some sort of body cream to her remarkably large breasts. I keep looking for the prank hidden cameras on me” (Reddit).

13 A Table for Four, But Nude, Please!

Probably the last thing you would expect to find when peeking through a window is two couples having dinner together in the nude. It sounds pretty weird, and we would have to say it might be a little unappetizing as well. “My wife and I were walking around this small Quebec town when I noticed four people sitting around a dinner table. There were two men and two women all in their 50s or 60s. All but one woman was completely nude. The last, fully dressed, looked really uncomfortable. Her husband and friends were the nudists, we assumed, and she was not. While acceptable, the awkwardness of it was what we found so funny. We laughed so hard, my sides still hurt thinking about it” (Reddit). It would totally be awkward. These people must be the same types that go to nudist camps, but it’s still such a weird thing to do.

12 The Maid

It’s pretty much every guy's fantasy to come home from work and see his girl decked out in a maid’s apron cleaning the house. In this case, it was the Peeping Tom that got the show. “I lived in Uni Halls facing a big block of flats. We were 4th floor. On the 3rd floor opposite was an attractive girl in her early 20s who used to clean her kitchen wearing nothing but a skimpy apron. She’d get on her hands and knees and scrub the floors and everything. Every time she did it, the shout would go out in our flat, and we’d all be fighting for positions at the windows. I like to think she was French” (Thought Catalog). It’s not every day that you see something like that, but maybe she was preparing for her man to come home and see her in a skimpy outfit. If not, it’s definitely weird.

11 When "Walking Your Dog" Becomes an Artform

This Peeping Tom had his mind blown when he decided to look into a window and not only did he see a man “walking his dog,” but it also seemed as if it was choreographed with eating scenes and a dance routine. Getting a release while eating Froot Loops never sounded so good. It serves the creeper right for peeking in. “Ok, so I saw a neighbor dancing around in his apartment to what I can only assume was The Safety Dance naked, while 'walking the dog' a bit with one hand, then stopped to eat some cereal and then went back to 'walking his dog'" (Reddit). This guy took touching himself to a whole new level and seemed as if he needed to do the deed in between dancing and eating. Truly a bizarre way to take care of your needs, but whatever works for you!

10 True Love Does Exist

We don’t always hear good stories like this one, but this creeper got a view of something we don’t see every day, especially in today’s society. “Shortly after being dumped from a long-term relationship, a friend drove me and my other friend to Belgium from London. Arriving in some small town late at night, we decided to wander out for food. The street we were staying on was very dark with widely spaced-out streetlights, so we could easily see into the brightly lit houses. The first one we walked past, I caught a peek of a mother and father ballroom dancing around the dinner table with a small kid and [a] baby watching intently. It was one of the sweetest and most touching things I’ve ever seen at one of the most miserable and depressing times of my life” (Thought Catalog).

9 The Lady Who Licks Cats

This story puts a whole new spin on “the cat lady.” We can’t imagine who would do such a thing. It certainly can’t be very hygienic. This woman had five cats and was caught licking them. Talk about disgusting. We have to wonder if she bathed the cats on a regular basis. “My neighbor licking her cats. She has like 5 cats, and they are mostly outside wandering around. One day, she just licked the cat for like 10 minutes… I couldn’t look away” (Reddit). We can imagine what it would be like to see such a thing. It’s like watching a car wreck happen; you just can’t look away. If you're an animal lover, there's such a thing as being too close to your pets, and this lady took the cake on that for sure. You shouldn’t be licking your felines, lady!

8 The Christmas Fraud

When you think of Christmas time and Santa, you usually think of spending time with your family, Christmas parties, and, of course, sitting on the lap of Santa Claus. You probably rarely think about that time that you saw one Santa going down on another. You have to almost feel bad for this peeper who looked through a window and wished he hadn't. “I went on a walk with my parents around Christmas time, and we came by a window where a man dressed as Santa was giving a BJ to another guy who also was dressed as Santa. With white beards, Christmas tree in the background, lights, and everything. It was the weirdest thing ever -- and very awkward” (Thought Catalog). We can’t imagine what it must've been like to see that, and we can’t help but feel bad for the guy that got the wide-angle view.

7 The Wrong Kind of Family Moment

When you think of a family spending time together, p*rn usually doesn’t come to mind. “A neighbor of mine always leave[s] their curtains wide open; you can clearly see their couch on the right and large 50-inch TV on the left. The family that lives there is a husband and wife with two young daughters. I was walking home one night past their house, and the curtains were typically wide open, so I could see right in. The wife was reading a book, the two daughters were playing on Nintendo DSs, and the husband was sitting on the edge of his seat, watching p*rn on the large TV. I actually froze for a second when I saw this; it was like a postcard for a typical family setting… but with p*rn on the TV” (Thought Catalog). What kind of environment are these kids living in?

6 The Plants Turned Him On

This creeper thought he was witnessing a hot sex scene that turned out to be a bunch of plants swaying in the wind. It would be hilarious if it wasn’t so pathetic. “Once, I saw something suspicious in a high-rise a few streets away from my building. After staring at it for a while, I was convinced that it was a couple going at it. I watched for a while and was impressed with their stamina. I got really into it and ended up 'walking the dog' while watching them. The next morning, I looked up and noticed they were still going at it and in the exact same position. Upon closer inspection, it was a potted plant on their balcony, swaying in the breeze. It had created the illusion of a couple doing it doggy style. Man, did I feel dumb” (Thought Catalog).

5 The First-Time Creep

This creeper became a Peeping Tom for the first time when he was house-sitting for some people. He decided to take a peek at what the neighbor was doing. “Was house-sitting for a friend, heard the girls next door talking, glanced out the window. Their house was very close, so I could see in clear as day. Turns out my friends have college girl neighbors, and they had friends over trying on clothes. So, there were 4 really attractive girls trying on new shirts and bras, borrowing each other’s clothes, and they each changed at least 10 times. Grabbed a beer, turned off the lights, had a great half hour show. Am I a creep? Yeah, probably. Do I regret it? Nope” (Reddit), These girls were just innocently trying on clothes when this creeper went too far. He shouldn’t be watching girls.

4 Obsessed with KISS

Who isn’t obsessed with the band KISS? But it’s true this family may have taken things just a little too far. “There was a family in my townhouse complex. The dad had full-sleeve KISS tattoos, has kiss decals all over his car. Also, the tag on the car read 'kiss73,' and almost every day, he wore a kiss band T-shirt. I was going to take the trash out one night, and I noticed that all their windows/blinds were open. Upon looking inside, I was stunned to see that their WHOLE house is literally covered in kiss memorabilia. Every single room, covered in kiss posters, art, old records, etc. I’ve never seen such a bizarre display of band obsession like that before. The best part was that my roommate met the wife and daughter one day, and when my roommate asked the little girl what her name was, she said, “My name is Kiss!” Of course, her name was Kiss. Why would I be surprised” (Thought Catalog)?

3 Shadow Love

This is not a window but still a good peeping story. It’s always best to acknowledge that people can still see you when you're in a tent. “Not through a window but a tent. My buddy and I were walking through a campsite when we were 12ish. Walked past a tent that had a fire roaring behind it. This cast a perfect shadow of the two people doing it onto the wall of the tent. She was on all fours, and he was behind her. This predated acceptable internet p*rn (you could find stills, but they took forever to download, and god forbid someone decided to call your house before it was done), so this was pretty much the closest we’d been to the whole sex thing. We stopped and watched for a minute before we left, both never forgetting the look of those shadow boobies bouncing back and forth… back and forth” (Reddit).

2 Taxidermy Grandpa

Sometimes, it can be really hard to let go of a loved one. They pass on before you, and it’s hard to move on. In the case of this little old lady, she wasn’t willing to spend the rest of her life eating alone. "My friend and I were skateboarding down to the beach in Hermosa Beach, CA, and we saw a family and [a] grandmother sitting with what I can only assume was a taxidermy grandfather dressed as a cowboy. They were eating dinner, and the inanimate grandfather had his plate filled with food” (Reddit.) Yikes! That might be just a little too weird. It would certainly have been something to witness; that’s for sure. We have to wonder if that sort of thing is even legal. It’s definitely a disgusting thing to do to a loved one. We have to assume there's something seriously wrong with the situation.

1 The Boy Who Grew Up

It would suck to grow up and never really have anyone. “This story is more sad than anything else. If I leave my house to go to a few friends' places and general meet-ups with others, there is one street that I always take. There, on the corner of a block, is a window that every time I pass it, I see a boy sitting in his chair, playing games. I would usually see him on Friday/Saturday. At first, he was like 13-14, so nothing quite unusual. As the time passed, I saw him get older. Also, he was always eating; he always had a bowl of something on his lap. So, as he grew up, he also got fatter. When he got like 16ish, the age you start to go out where I am from, he was still there. Every time I walked by him, he was playing games by himself. I’ve always hoped that I might not see him there, but to this day, about 5 years now, he always sits there” (Thought Catalog).

Sources: Reddit; ThoughtCatalog

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