A lot of celebrities have one night stands. Most of us know this of course. It is not that the celebrity is better looking than the rest of us, although that is usually true. It is not that the celebrity has more money than us, although that is certainly true as well. What it really is, is the fame. There all sorts of people, male and female, that would fall all over themselves trying to have a one night stand with a celebrity. It would make their boring lives feel so much more special if they had the opportunity to have a quick roll in the hay with someone like Kid Rock. I mean come on, how amazing would that be?
But sometimes the playing field is even, and it is the celebrities themselves that are having one night stands with other celebrities. As you will see from this list, sometimes that is kind of cool and even a bit of a turn on, assuming the two stars are hot, and other times it is just totally super gross. In most of the cases the celebrities were at the same level, but in others it is really a case of wondering what the heck was that person thinking? I mean could you imagine waking up in the morning next to Courtney Love? Sure she was hot for about a minute, but after that minute was over....yikes!
So let's see who did what with who- but hopefully not how. Anyway, here are 15 celebrities who had one night stands with other celebrities.
15 Russell Brand And Courtney Love
Let's file this one under things I didn't want to know. According to the Mirror, "Just days after bedding three fans in one night, he shared a night of passion with Kurt Cobain's ex, Courtney Love at a swanky London hotel. Apparently, she told a friend, "He was delicious." See now, I just don't want to think about that. First of all since it is Russell Brand and Courtney Love, we already know they were both totally hammered, and second of all, Courtney Love has seen better days. I mean we all have, but Courtney Love has really seen better days and Russell Brand is one of those guys who has slept with over 1,000 women. It is kind of hard to see the appeal for either one of them to be perfectly honest.
14 Leonardo DiCaprio And Bobbie Brown
Most of us know who Leonardo DiCaprio is. I mean he is only just about the biggest male star out there, but a lot of us don't remember Bobbie Brown. Well, she was the chick that was in the "Cherry Pie" video by the band Warrant and was also a "professional" groupie. Remember back in the day when being in a video could make you a star? Anyway, Brown wrote a memoir of her rock & roll life, which I imagine sells around two copies a year these days, in which she details how she seduced Leonardo when he was just 19-years-old, before he was a big star. Brown said she was kind of insecure about their age difference, and she had no complaints about Leonardo's manhood. That sounds like a great book, right? I would imagine that Leonardo and Brown will not be getting together for another tryst anytime soon.
13 Mario Lopez And Britney Spears
This one probably seemed like a good idea at the time. Back then Britney Spears was one of the hottest women in the world and Mario was a big star. I have to check myself on that though. I just wrote the words. "Britney Spears was one of the hottest women in the world." What the heck was wrong with us back then? Anyway, back to the lurid details. At one point Mario wrote a memoir which he called Just Between Us, because apparently people want to know all about the life of Mario Lopez. In it he said he did the deed with a "mega pop star" in Vegas. It was later acknowledged that the pop star in question was none other than Britney Spears. I don't know why, but I can't imagine that was a really passionate union.
12 Derek Jeter And Jessica Alba
Pretty much everyone knows that Jeter is a player. The stories of his conquests are legendary, and in fact he even is rumored to send gift baskets to ladies the next day. What a guy, right? He at one point had the hots for Jessica Alba and the two used to hang out together from time to time. Jessica Alba has been pretty open about liking one night stands saying, "I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people." So while we have to file this one firmly under it being an unsubstantiated rumor, we also have to say that where there is smoke there is usually some fire, so we are going to have to assume that these two made the beast with two backs some night, even though the rumors are that they were just friends.
11 Taylor Swift And John Mayer
Some call John Mayer one of Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends, but most say that the term boyfriend really just referred to a one night stand in this case. In fact, a lot of people think that this one night stand was Taylor's first sexual encounter. The song "Dear John" from her album Speak Now, goes a bit like this, "Dear John, I see it all, now it was wrong / Don't you think 19 is too young to be played by your dark twisted games, when I loved you so?" she sang on the song. "Dear John/ I see it all now that you're gone. Don't you think I was too young/ To be messed with?" The song is obviously about Mayer using Swift for sex and then taking off on her the next day. Come on John! Why did you have to play Taylor like that?
10 Selena Gomez And Niall Horan
So one may not think of Selena Gomez as the type that would have one night stands, but then you would have to remember that she used to go out with Justin Bieber. To be honest this could be used as evidence against her in court as proof that she makes seriously bad decisions. Once you date Bieber, then your judgment is going to be questioned forever. She hooked up with Horan at a party in Hollywood, which led to a lot of tabloids saying the two were now dating, but the thing is they were never seen together again. So unless "dating" now means "going home together and doing the nasty" the two have not been dating. What they did was hook up. And with Horan being in the band One Direction you still have to wonder about Selena's taste in guys.
9 Natalie Portman And Moby
Some of these are the perfect examples of a hook up that only happened because both were celebrities. Natalie Portman is a huge star and is totally gorgeous. Moby used to be a huge star and he is totally not gorgeous. Moby has sold over 20 million records and was one of the most important people in advancing dance music to the masses worldwide in the early 9os. Still though, even with that being the case, the guy is a total nerd. And don't think that is me dissing the guy; he says that about himself. In fact he says "but as far as the very brief affair I had with Natalie, it’s made me the target of a lot of nerd wrath." This is not fair- you nerds out there should really be rallying around each other, not tearing each other down.
8 Kim Kardashian And Nick Cannon
After Kim Kardashian and Ray J broke up she ended up having a one night stand with Cannon. They were thinking about making it a relationship but Cannon bailed on that after he found out about Kim's sex tape with her ex. It turns out that Kardashian lied to Cannon about the tape and said that it did not exist. The thing is, though, it did for certain, as we all know now. Cannon made a wise move here, I would think. While a one night stand with Kim is something that would be within the realm of possibility in most guys' thoughts, the thought of being in a relationship with her is pretty awful. So good on you Ray, for doing the deed and then getting out of town before things got weird. Because when it comes to Kim Kardashian, things always get weird.
7 Kristen Bell And Matthew Morrison
Everyone likes Kristen Bell, at least a little anyway. She is gorgeous, there is no doubt about that, and she is talented as well. She also has some issues with mental illness, and has been totally open about her anxiety and depression. Lastly she is with Dax Shepard, and the two of them are one of those rare Hollywood couples that are not totally cringeworthy. So if you are Matthew Morrison, who is known the most for being the star of Glee, and you went to college with Kristen, wouldn't you try and hook up with her? Well, he did go to college with her, and they did hook up. This is one of those rare situations where two celebrities hooked up before they were famous. They were just a couple of dubs together at college, although they obviously were totally attractive ones.
6 James Marsden And Rose Costa
This one is kind of ugly, and is one of the things that gives one night stands a bad name. Yeah, I have to say when relationships end and babies arrive because of one night stands, things get kind of real. According to this article, "Costa and Marsden then spent the night together during a two-day layover in Miami, while she was en route to Brazil, and Marsden happened to be in the Florida City at the same time." That is cool enough I suppose, except Costa had a boyfriend at the time. To make matters worse Costa got pregnant and now has a son. Marsden has acknowledged the kid as his own, and spends time with him, so at least there is that. Just remember kids, one night stands can have real repercussions. Also, stay in school.
5 Madonna And Tupac
This is another one that I just don't want to think about. I know that Madonna was at one point totally hot, in a weird kind of way. She was one of the women that really started to show other women that it was okay to be sexual. I also know that Tupac was one of the biggest rappers in the world, and had a lot of street cred, which is something that Madonna severely lacked. Still, though, it is not like I want to picture this. In what world is the thought of Tupac and Madonna going at it like a couple of crazed weasels considered hot? Not in my world, I will tell you that. In fact if there is a sex tape circulating around this encounter I think I would rather gouge out my eyes than see it. Everything about this just seems wrong.
4 Ashton Kutcher And Rihanna
This one has been circulating for quite a while now. Kutcher was at first thought of as a younger dude who ended up marrying a much older woman in Demi Moore, but he later became known as a guy who cheated on his wife. There were numerous reports that Rihanna rolled up to Kutcher's house around midnight in an SUV and did not leave until the morning. Now I would assume that what they were doing in there probably did not include a whole lot of sleeping, and probably not a whole lot of talking, mostly because neither one of them are particularly interesting, but hey, they both are kind of hot. So there is that. My main question is, who is hanging outside Ashton's house at midnight spying on him? Now that is a person that could use a one night stand.
3 Kid Cudi And Amanda Bynes
Who really knows about this one? The thing about this one is, Amanda is not exactly the most reliable narrator; her exploits are legendary and she has spent some time in a psychiatric facility. She even has claimed that microchips in her brain made her say things. So lets take this one with a grain of salt. Bynes took to twitter at one point to say that Cudi had given her herpes and that he was ugly. Cudi basically said the whole thing never happened. Since Kid Cudi is by most accounts relatively sane and Amanda is totally nuts (and I mean that in the kindest way possible) one has to kind of doubt her claims. But at the same time she is rather hot and was even hotter back then, so we have to call this one a 50% possibility.
2 Chelsea Handler And 50 Cent
This is another one that gets filed under WTF? Who would think that these two would ever hook up in a million years? But it is true for certain. Chelsea and Fiddy hooked up. She said of the relationship, "He's a very sweet, nice guy. I was sampling, kind of, the atmosphere, seeing what was out there, and I was satiated." This of course is code for "We hooked up and then I wasn't interested in doing it again." Chelsea is one of those women who is good for other ladies feeling good about having one night stands themselves. A lot of women feel that they have to be ashamed of themselves for feeling certain ways and doing certain things sexually. Not Chelsea though- she is all about letting her freak flag fly.
1 Lindsay Lohan And Zac Efron
Okay, let's be honest here. We could have done this list pretty much just about all the celebrities Lindsay Lohan has had sex with, because there have been a lot of them including Evan Peters, James Franco, and Justin Timberlake. How do we know that? Because Lohan kept a list of people that she had sex with. Isn't that adorable? She really is the best. Anyway, out of all the people on it the biggest name was Zac Efron; I am sure that he was psyched about that. Which brings us to something kind of important. In the moment, the one night stand is almost always at least sort of fun, and sometimes mind blowing, but in the long term these things tend to blow up in peoples' faces a lot of the time. Don't believe me? Just ask Zac Efron.
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