10 Celebs Who Suck In The Bedroom And 5 Who've Got Game

When we think about celebrities, we often put them on a pedestal.

When we think about celebrities we often put them on a pedestal. We look at them through rose-colored glasses and dream about the day that we may be able to meet them. But at the end of the day celebrities are humans just like the rest of us and just because they are out making albums and movies doesn’t mean they are perfect in every aspect of their lives. Truth be told some celebrities often turn out to be nothing like we imagined. Look at Charlie Sheen, for example. When he first came on the Hollywood block, no one would have imagined he would turn into the train wreck that he is today. Despite his playboy ways and the fact that he appeared to have the world at his feet, doing whatever he wanted in life, there were some serious consequences for the way that he lived his life.

When you think about your favorite celebrity you probably imagine them to be not only talented in life but talented in the bedroom right? Isn’t that what we all think? Man wouldn’t I kill to have one hot night with Ryan Reynolds. No, Gosling. No, Reynolds! Sorry, I just can’t seem to make up my mind. When I think of these guys though it never once occurs to me that it would be a terrible experience. That is the case however for some celebrities, the rumor mill has been swirling, and some of these celebrities don’t get glowing recommendations when it comes to a good romp…but stay tuned there are five that do get rave reviews.

15 Hugh Hefner - Bad

Is it surprising to find that the sex king could be terrible in bed? Maybe he’s just all hype and nothing more. That’s the word on the street when it comes to Crystal Harris. She was once engaged to Hugh Hefner but broke off the wedding, allegedly breaking his heart. Then she went back to Hef and married him! Before that, however, she didn't pull any punches either, going on Howard Stern to dish the details on how bad he is in bed. She implied that Hefner could not go for very long and that he had severe body issues. "He doesn't really take off his clothes. I've never seen Hef naked. Then I was just over it. I was like, 'Ahhh.' I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry." Not sure how he got over what she said but love is blind.

14 Maria Sharapova - Bad

Maria Sharapova is the hot and sexy Russian tennis player. She’s quite talented and has competed during the WTA tour for sixteen years. At one point she was dating the handsome Adam Levine, and they seemed to be hot and heavy for awhile. It didn’t last, however, and Adam didn’t have very nice things to say about his former lover. He found her to be “lackluster” in the bedroom and felt like their sex life was generally boring. They weren’t together for very long, and he found their lovemaking to be disturbing at times. He considered her lovemaking to be that of having sex with a “dead fish,” she would just lie there while he did all the work. She also allegedly had a problem with her sexual partners making noises during sex and would yell at them because of it. Yup, that’s weird.

13 Jesse James - Bad

Jesse James has been linked to many women over the years and found himself in many infidelity rumors. He ruined his marriage to Sandra Bullock because he cheated on her. Sandra probably dodged a bullet though because rumor has it Jesse James is a selfish lover. When he dated Brigitte Daguerre, she was less than impressed with him and later said that he was a “dud in bed who only cared about himself.” You can kind of see that about him by just looking at him; he seems like an overall douchebag. She made it perfectly clear that he wasn’t pulling his weight in the bedroom and wasn’t interested in whether or not his lady was pleased when it was all said and done. Bad sex can not be helped at times, but only thinking about yourself in the bedroom is not cool. Not cool at all Jesse James.

12 John Mayer - Bad

I can’t say that I’m surprised by this one, Mayer has been known for a while to be a serial womanizer, the kind of guy who only thinks about himself. He has gone through relationships as well as hookups at the speed of light and never keeps a girl around for very long. He doesn’t have a very good reputation for how he treats people in general, so the rumor is that he doesn’t have a lot of respect for women. There are plenty of rumors swirling around his love life, like the time he insisted that a partner pee on him, and got mad when she wouldn’t as well as the time he was seen groping and screaming at a woman who refused to go to bed with him.

11 Colin Farrell - Bad

Colin Farrell is known as a lady’s man, he loves to wine and dine them and really loves just being a bachelor. You would think that he was an amazing lover because of all these women he has been with. He flirts and teases and basically has women at his beck and call,     but can he satisfy them? Colin Farrell was entangled with one of Woody Allen’s old flames, and she didn’t have anything nice to say about him. "I kept having to fake orgasms—one, two, three—to keep him happy and let him keep his dignity. It seemed the polite thing to do ... It was too clinical. He didn't at all come across as a sex god who had slept with countless woman. If I didn't know better, I could almost have thought it was his first time ... Once he'd got what he fancied—in about 10 seconds flat—he just wanted to go to sleep."

10 Iggy Azalea - Bad

She’s blonde and beautiful and has a rocking body. She is known to be a gal that enjoys hooking up. Anyone off the hop would assume that such a sexy and open minded woman would be a rock star in bed, but that’s not what the men are saying. The rumors are up and down when it comes to Iggy, but a lot of people are saying she sucks in the bedroom. It might not be just her moves that are unimpressive but just her general behavior towards her hookups. A weird rumor is circulating that she doesn’t like to sleep with men when they are sober. Weird, most definitely. She also doesn’t like to linger with her partners until morning and often leaves them before they wake up. As if that isn’t bad enough, she sometimes leaves signed merchandise behind for them. Bad sex and signed merchandise? No thank you.

9 Nick Lachey - Bad

How is it possible that the hunky Nick Lachey is terrible in bed? He’s one part of the three-member band 98 Degrees and considering the fan base that the band has, finding out he’s terrible in the sack is a little disappointing. But according to his ex-wife Jessica Simpson she wasn’t very impressed with his manhood. During an interview, she decided to dole out a bit of honest truth. “Nick’s small package was a problem sometimes. Like the first time, we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn’t really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him, though.” Ouch, she really knew how to hit below the belt after the breakup. She could have been getting even for the whole breakup, but I’m not sure that I believe that sweet country girl is that diabolical.

8 Brody Jenner - Bad

Apparently, there was a lot of drama on The Hills between Kristin Cavallari and Brody Jenner; it got so bad that they were slinging insults at each other. The two had a fling during one of the seasons of the show, and things got ugly when they broke up. She was less than impressed with Jenner’s skills and had no problem telling the world all about it. I guess when she hooked up with Jenner she expected a little magic in the bedroom but she complained that he was a vanilla lover and never did anything exciting in the bedroom, he didn’t think “outside the box.” Jenner retaliated, of course, saying that the rumors just weren’t true. "I laugh at that, and you’ll laugh too once you see the rest of the season," he said. "I take the high road, but she was obviously just bitter about something.” I’ve never watched The Hills, but apparently, she was pissed about their breakup.

7 Justin Bieber - Bad

I can’t say that I am surprised at all by the allegations that Justin Bieber is terrible in bed. Just the fact that he walks around with the massive ego that he has is enough to make me think he’s not spending extra time with his lovers in the bedroom. Many of his hookups have come forward to say that he was a disappointing lover, mainly because he was interested in only his needs. He’s been called a “selfish lover” many times and has even had the nerve to have his lovers sign a non-disclosure agreement. Rumor has it that he has at times pushed his lovers out of the bedroom the moment he has an orgasm, totally uninterested in whether or not the girl has had one. He sounds like a real keeper; it’s probably best that Selena Gomez got out of there.

6 50 Cent - Bad

50 Cent one time had a hook up with an exotic dancer, and she had no problem spilling the beans on her disappointment with him. She claimed that for the most part he just wanted to talk telling her how much he really liked her. She got sick of it and said, "He was saying corny lines like 'You know I really like you' ... After a couple of minutes of that, I had to tell him—are we going to get it popping or are we going to talk. I couldn't believe it—here was 50, supposed to be all tough, acting like a 14-year-old boy ... 50 is definitely not packing. He's barely 6 inches ... I was thinking, what does he expect to do with that little thing? On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give him a 3. He probably deserves lower than that, but I gave him extra points because he was respectful."

Now the five celebrities who are rock stars in the bedroom.

5 Jessica Simpson - Rockstar

Sorry Nick Lachey but rumor has it Jessica is quite the lover. Ever since she was in the movie Dukes of Hazzard men everywhere have been wondering what it would be like to be in the bedroom with the sexy Jessica Simpson. Her former lovers have certainly piped up that she is red hot in the bedroom and that she never disappoints. During an interview with Playboy, her ex John Mayer claimed, “Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me… Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm … Have you ever [had sex] with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life?” That’s quite the compliment, the guy seems to be obsessed with the girl, and she’s obviously doing something right in the bedroom; no wonder she grew bored of Nick.

4 Charlie Sheen - Rockstar

In this case, the Playboy rumors are actually true. Colin Farrell and Hugh Hefner got a bad rap despite the fact that they love women and apparently have sex with a lot of them but in the case of Charlie Sheen women are loving what he can provide them. It doesn’t seem to matter what his reputation is or the fact that he had a public meltdown; women just can’t seem to get enough of him. One of Charlie’s lovers happened to be Bree Olsen, an adult film star. And, if she can say he’s a great lover, then it must be true. “He’s intelligent, he’s charismatic, he’s super funny and he’s good in bed,” she told Playboy. “He’s just a rock star, he’s a powerhouse … When I was with him, I felt as if we became one together, because he’s just so enticing sexually.”

3 Ryan Gosling - Rockstar

Well surprise, surprise! Wasn’t I just saying how he was part of my daydreams, and for a good reason apparently. Not only is he hot and just rumored to be the best boyfriend in the world but that’s apparently not enough, he has to be a great lover too. Obviously, he must be a great lover in order to keep that hottie Eva Mendes happy. Despite the fact that we would all love to know what his romances are like, he keeps that information pretty much under lock and key. The truth of the matter is that not one of his exes has ever said a bad thing about him. When questioned the girls have always given rave reviews when it comes to Ryan in the bedroom which is not surprising since he basically exudes sex appeal. The man has his shirt off in every movie that he’s in and his co-stars are just star struck by him.

2 Paris Hilton - Rockstar

Paris Hilton is a socialite, the great-granddaughter of Conrad Hilton, the founder of Hilton Hotels. She has been in and out of the media for years and is known as quite the party girl. She has appeared in a few movies such as House of Wax but wasn’t exactly seen as "Actress of the Year" material. She’s not just a socialite though, she is also a model, media personality, and a businesswoman at times. She has quite the reputation however when it comes to her bedroom moves. Most people don’t have a lot of good things to say about the entitled blonde, except maybe the man behind Girls Gone Wild, Joe Francis, who has plenty of good things to say about Paris. "Paris [Hilton] is the best ... Paris is amazing in bed ... better than anyone." Better than anyone? Well, apparently she did find something that’s she’s good at.

1 Robert Pattison - Rockstar

It turns out that this former vampire is pretty hot in the sheets. He has been linked to many women since his very public breakup with Kristen Stewart. One of his lovers went on a tangent about her experience with having sex with Pattison, and he certainly got a glowing recommendation. “We just had this chemistry between us that made our kisses amazing. I felt electricity go between us! I’m really passionate, as is he. That’s why, no matter how much we fought, it was always amazing in bed! We’d glance at each other throughout the night because it made it more exciting when we got home. The tension was so strong; we couldn’t control ourselves. It was amazing!” I have to say I can totally see it; he’s always been passionate about everything from making movies, to reading books and playing guitar. It’s easy to imagine he’s doing everything right in the bedroom.

Sources: Daily Mail

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