Sometimes it may feel like the world is crumbling all around you, and you just can’t get a break. Though it may not seem like there is a light at the end of the tunnel, there is always someone who has it worse off than you! From a teacher who shreds a poor students test for no reason, to a girl who learned the hard way that periods and swimsuits don’t miss, these are 10 FML situations that will make you feel better about your life.
Have you ever been so happy with your love life that you find yourself daydreaming about the time you met? One girl took matters into her own hands, and decided to take a trip to the place her and her boyfriend had their first date. Things were great, until things got a little weird in this FML situation. “Today, I went to a secluded mountain my boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phoned my boyfriend to tell him another couple had found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone started ringing from the bush, FML.” Sounds like this cheating boyfriend has a lot of explaining to do.
If boyfriends aren’t ruining their girlfriend’s lives by cheating on them, they are doing other things to publicly humiliate them. If you are a girl, and were terrified to wear a swimsuit during your period, this poor girl confirms your fears were completely rational. “Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML” Is there anything worse than 1. Being on your period and in a swimsuit, 2. Having your boyfriend see your dirty tampon, 3. Having this whole situation played out in public. Stay strong girl, we feel for you!
It’s not always the guys causing FML situations for their significant others, this wife went down in history for being one of the most brutal people ever! There is no shortage of crappy ways to break up with someone. Carrie from “Sex in the City” was dumped on a post-it note, but at least it was private. This person had the worst day ever when they were dumped in a very public FML situation. “Today, I checked my Facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come into the kitchen. My wife divorced me over Facebook. FML” Wow, they obviously had some communication issues, maybe it’s for the best that they called it quits.
Communication issues don’t only happen in relationships, sometimes they can occur when you have a dentist working on your teeth. If you don’t have to go to the dentist today, you are already having a better day than this person. Not only did they have to get some work on their teeth, but the dentist gave them a little disgusting treat. “Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me ‘Stop!’ The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML” Hopefully this person got some well-deserved payback by throwing up in this dentist’s office. Which probably sparked another FML moment when the dentist posted that his patient threw up all over his equipment.
So, now that you have gotten to laugh at other people’s expense, do these FML situations make you feel better about your life? React in the comment section below, and don’t forget to subscribe to “TheTHINGS” on YouTube!