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19 Thoughts Girls Have When Dating Well-Endowed Men

There is a lesser-documented history of women loving large members than of men loving large breasts, but there are still whispers out there that deserve to be addressed. The male adoration for "well-e

There is a lesser-documented history of women loving large members than of men loving large breasts, but there are still whispers out there that deserve to be addressed. The male adoration for "well-endowed" women is everywhere: on billboards, on television, at the movies. The flipped-script version of women with hung men is less apparent, in large part because of the extreme taboo that still surrounds male genitalia (women regularly do full-frontal in movies and no one talks about it, but when Michael Fassbender flashed the camera in Shame it was all anyone could talk about for months, probably because his girlfriend would recognize herself in this list).

If you've ever wondered just what women think about genetically and genitally blessed men, we've got you covered. There are many conflicting opinions on the topic: some think they're ecstatic about it while others argue that most women feel, "It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean." We've broken down the minutiae below, from the ladies who quite enjoy their boyfriends to be packing heat, to those who couldn't care less, to those who like to observe it more as a phenomenon of nature than anything.

Jump right into to the 20 thoughts women will have when dating a horse-like man.

19 “It’s So Beautiful”

18 “I Hope He Doesn’t Wanna Do Backdoor Stuff”

17 “I Can’t Open My Mouth Wide Enough”

16 “I Can See It Through His Jeans”

15 “It’s Like A Beer Can”

14 “My Friends Would Be So Jealous”

13 “It’s The Biggest I’ve Ever Seen”

 

12 “He Must Stand Far From the Urinal”

11 “Better Stock Up On Magnums”

10 “He Must Get Lightheaded When He’s Ready”

9 “Is It Proportional To His Feet?”

8 “He’s So Cocky”

7 “How Big Is It Exactly?”

6 “How Does He Play Sports?”

5 “He’s Like An Adult Film Star”

4 “It’s So Weighty”

3 “Like Father, Like Son?”

2 “I Wonder What Famous Men Have This”

1 “Size Doesn’t Matter”

And finally, the last thing a woman will think when dating a well-endowed man is that size doesn't really matter. Style and substance are two different things. It may be aesthetic, but if it can't get the job done, a big ding-dong is altogether useless. Chances are a woman would rather be with a man who really knows what he's doing than be with a man who has good genes/ full jeans, but no sense of what to do when they end up coming off. And if her boyfriend happens to be both well-endowed AND talented, well uh... we're sure he's an idiot... or we sure hope.

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