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Is anyone here a fan of Kristen Stewart? I don't know whether people click on articles of her or not, or just like to watch her combust in the world controlled by the paparazzi, but I am generally curious as to whether or not she is actually liked by people. I personally can't really take her seriously, but that doesn't mean I can't find her attractive or enjoyable in other ways.

That being said, here's a fun article that plays around with the two things people love most about celebrities. First, when they're a complete mess and look totally ridiculous and embarrassing. And second, when they're beautiful and we either wish we could be them or be on their arm!

Anyway, Kristen Stewart may not be a very good actor...at all. But that doesn't mean that she doesn't have the look for film. To be fair, she's kind of a mixed bag. For every photo of her looking stunning, there are probably ten more photos of her in sweats and looking pretty much like she just crawled out of the dump. So, let's take a look at her good and bad days, shall we?

Just A Mess - No Sleep For Kristen

Maybe she was trying to hide the fact that she'd been up for at least three days with that dark makeup around her eyes, but there is no amount of black eyeliner that could cover the bags under Kristen Stewart's eyes here. Not unless she really wanted to look like one of those goth kids who sat in the stairwell of your high school and hated everyone (including themselves).

What's interesting about this shot is that she seems to have done some sort of styling to her hair, but the purposeful styling was to make the hair messy. I just don't understand the point of that. Not at all. If you're already going to look like a mess, I guess it could make sense to make your hair match...but surely it was already messy before she styled it to be messy.

At Her Best - But Still A Mess

Alright, so look...she's clearly a mess in this photo but as the saying goes, at least she's a hot mess. She's clearly properly made up, doesn't look like a ghoul, and is purposely down in the first for the photo shoot. And I have to say it's working for me.

I never pictured Kristen Stewart as someone who would get down and dirty, literally in the dirt. But I'm from the country and I have to say that I don't mind this look at all. Now, I could just be biased and many of you may not agree with me but write your own articles then. I believe that this mess is indeed both a mess and quite pretty. Nothing wrong with that, I'd say. I think this is a surprisingly good look for Stewart. Sometimes you have to look a right mess before you can be taken seriously.

Just A Mess - The Rebel Phase

I know that Kristen Stewart went through her rebel phase after Twilight, or somewhere between the films but either way it does not matter. We all know she went through her rebel phase and everyone discovered (not very shockingly) that she didn't turn away from certain green substances. But damn.

We've all seen celebs who do the same thing and come out looking way better. You'd think, still that she would look a little more put together considering her profession. Maybe she had a little something extra. Who knows what goes on behind-the-scenes in Hollywood? Either way, Stewart looks wrecked in this photo and totally dumbfounded. It's almost like she's thinking of saying something but can't think of what words are.

At Her Best - Lady In Red

Wow, seriously, just wow. I'm pretty shocked that this is Kristen Stewart. How the heck did that happen? She is  gorgeous in this photo. She's well done up. She's well dressed, everything about her is just stunning! How did it happen?

I mean, just look at the photos of her being a total, wasted mess in this article and then look at this. I am still struggling to believe that it's Stewart. I actually do keep looking closer and closer at the photo just to make sure I didn't accidentally put in a photo of someone else who is way more beautiful and put together. But, so far as I can tell, this is actually Kristen Stewart. We have no idea why she's in a pool, but really, it doesn't even matter.

Just A Mess - Awful Hair Day

Now, look. there's something to be said for people who actually just don't care about what other people think. I actually kind of like that in celebrities because they're just people too and why should they care so much that people care so much? Because people really shouldn't care as much as they do about celebrities. But here we are, so let's talk about this one.

She basically has a rat's nest on her head and is clearly either coming down from something she took or is still just very much feeling the buzz from her last party. And that could very well be why she's got some grub in front of her with some hot Sriracha ready to go. Much as I don't really care for Kristen Stewart, I have to say that I do kind of admire just how much of a mess she's willing to be.

At Her Best - Holy Legs

Did you know that Kristen Stewart apparently has legs that go all the way up to Canada? Well, apparently she does. When she cares to wear something that really compliments her shape and assets, boy does she ever look amazing. It's really surprising because typically, she just looks like someone coming off the street. But she's definitely more than that. Otherwise, she wouldn't still get film roles that people are actually really enjoying apparently. So good for her.

I wonder if she gets dolled up like this when it comes to her going to auditions. I mean, everyone has seen her look her worst now but how many people have really gone out of their way to see her at her best? Well, now you're a part of that growing group.

Just A Mess - Get Some Sleep

I don't know why she's trying to look like Jamie Lee Curtis and Julie Andrews, mixed together but aged much more horribly with a dependency issue, but she's really got to stop trying to scare people like that. And she really REALLY needs to get some sleep. I mean the bags under her eyes here are big enough to fit a cot in. Why not fold it out and take a nap?

She has this thing she likes to do which is trying to cover up how wrecked she looks by adding more dark makeup but it really just makes her look even worse. Especially because of how pale she is. And with the frosted hair, it adds an even worse effect (aside from the awful effect her hair already has on her appearance). And that's not to slag short hair at all. It really is just simply to slag her specific hairstyle and how it doesn't work for her.

At Her Best - Pretty In Pleather

I could be wrong. She might not be wearing pleather. It could be vinyl or leather, or maybe some sort of derivative of satin, but it still looks like she's wearing pleather. But hey, this shot is supposed to be about how surprisingly good she looks, so I'll stop ripping on her outfit (now how many of you are thinking about ripping her outfit?).

It's amazing the noticeable difference when Stewart just opens her eyes just a tiny, little bit more. It's crazy. Suddenly, she looks like she's a regular and functioning human being who is engaged in the world and is actually pretty damn attractive.

Just A Mess - Snap Back And Sweats

Alright, sure, she's wearing a nice pair of jeans that really shows off how nice her legs are but she's otherwise pretty drab, dull, and just uncaring. Again, I do have a bit of admiration for her way of not caring about what people think.

But, since we do care so much as a society about what celebs do and say and wear I'm going to rip on the fact that she looks pretty frumpy. Why not? I've got to. It's my job. Just like it's my job to point out that while it might just be that her sweater is tucked in in this photo, it does look like Stewart has let herself go quite a bit. And something I find interesting is that she seems to have her gut right about where her sweater says "no future". Could that be a prediction about her career?

At Her Best - Just Out Of The Shower

This is the first time I've really looked at Kristen Stewart while she's had the nauseous, mouth-breathing look where I have actually thought that she looks pretty good. I'm not opposed to this shot at all. Nor that expression on her face. Usually, she just looks like she's about to throw up, but here there seems to be a bit of enjoyment of something in life and that really reads in the photo.

It also sort of looks like she just got out of the shower and put on a bit of a seductive outfit. Her hair flipped and wet, her shirt pulled down to reveal just a bit of bra...It's clear this shot is meant to be alluring. I'm sure not everyone agrees with me that it is, but hey, it's better than any screenshot from Twilight. I'm sure we can agree on that.

Just A Mess - Just Bummin' Around

What's interesting about Kristen Stewart is that she seems to sometimes try to be something she's not. She seems like she's trying to dress like just a regular, everyday, normal girl who walks around in public without being photographed all the time. Unfortunately for her, she seems to forget that she's actually famous and that everyone is going to try and get photos of her where she's not wearing makeup, looks kind of trashy, frumpy, and poor.

I'm sure after this photo came out, people started talking about how she must be losing her money and just can't afford to keep up that celeb look that everyone wants. It's too bad that this is the way we are with celebrities. She looks pretty sad. I'm guessing because she just can't go back to being normal.

At Her Best - Love That Dress

You know, it's not something I've noticed very much but Kristen Stewart has very nice eyes. Usually, they're either too red or too far closed to actually get a good look at them. That, or there is just way too much black around them to actually enjoy looking. But those eyes with her seemingly perfect skin (I assume thanks to Photoshop) and that black dress to really make everything pop...wow. She actually looks pretty damn good. And she doesn't even look the slightest bit nauseous in this photo. That's something very unexpected. She typically looks like she's just moments away from throwing up.

The dress she's wearing here has got some interesting little bits that are see-through which really gets people interested, I bet. But it's covered enough that she leaves everything a mystery. That's another thing that she doesn't typically do.

Just A Mess - Sweats And Sandals

Oh, come on. I thought that this sort of thing was only done in small towns when it's just too much effort for some people to change out of their pyjamas when they want to walk to the store to grab their paper and coffee. I mean, I know celebrities can pretty well do whatever they want, but I wouldn't want to be seen out in my pj's if I knew that there was always a camera on me when I left my place. I would hate it and I would hate the photos that came from it. Like this photo here.

I wonder if she ever Googles herself to see what awful photos of her have popped up to show how much of a mess she can be. She must be aware of what she looks like when she leaves the house. Unless she maybe just really doesn't care.

At Her Best - Just Comfy Clothes

First of all...I didn't realize that Kristen Stewart had good taste in music. That makes me appreciate her much more than I already did...by which I mean I now somewhat appreciate her (because I didn't at all before this article). And you know what, she looks like she's got a bit of a fun rebel attitude in this photo as opposed to just a depressing rebel attitude. She kind of looks like she's actually enjoying herself. And she looks comfortable. And you know? Sometimes, I actually love more when someone like this just looks content and comfy.

Sometimes, that's even more attractive than wearing almost nothing. I know this might not be the same for everyone, but I think that Stewart looks pretty good here, and she looks brighter and happier than usual. That makes me think she looks surprisingly good.

Just A Mess - A Blurred Mess

I think it's a pretty good thing that Stewart is blurry in this photo. I mean...it's definitely for the best. I think that probably everyone is happy about this, including Stewart herself. This way you don't get to fully see the detail of what appears to be a rat's nest on her head. You also don't get to see too much detail on the un-ironed clothes that look sort of like they've been slept in for a few days.

All that being said...I guess you can see enough detail even though the photo is blurry, so I guess it sucks to be her. She also does something that is just a peeve of mine. It doesn't really make her a mess but I hate that she wears shoes without socks. I know he never has to walk too far because she's a celebrity but that can really mess up both your shoes and your feet.

At Her Best - Happy Days At The Beach

Holy! Is that what I think it is? She's smiling! I almost can't believe it. Especially since whatever she's wearing kind of looks uncomfortable. It looks like it's either wicker or some sort of scale mail armour. That being said, she's also got that see-through part on the top and this is clearly a dolled up photo shoot. And even though you can clearly see that her hair has been styled to look like a mess again, the rest of her looks pretty well put together.

So well put together that apparently, it's good enough for Stewart to smile! I'm still flabbergasted by this. She has a very lovely smile and I think it looks surprisingly good. I figured her smile would be some sort of hideous attempt of a smile because she wouldn't know how to do it like Mr. Burns from The Simpsons, but she has managed to look good!

Just A Mess - Ripped Jeans And Bad Hair

When I first looked at this messy photo, I actually couldn't figure out which one was Kristen Stewart. After all, she's had both brown and blonde hair at one time or another. But, on closer inspection, I realized that Stewart is indeed the lady on the right.

Now, I don't know if it's a trend to tie t-shirts at the side like that but it looks silly. Then, you have to check out the wrecked jeans (which were actually probably bought this way to give the illusions of being a mess). And then her hair...I don't know how she's done it, but it sort of looks like the wisps of light hair you find on Donald Trump's head. And I can't even say that Stewart's hair looks a little different in terms of colour. They look pretty well the same. I don't know why she'd do this to herself.

At Her Best - High School Photo

I don't know this for sure, but this shot looks like a high school photo. It also looks like this must have been before she hit celebrity status because she seems to have a natural smile and general pleasantness behind her eyes. That's something I didn't expect to find.

Her outfit isn't all that great, but if this is truly before she made it big, then it's almost like she was just a regular person before Twilight. And then it all makes sense that she goes out of her way to try and look like a mess now. But, I think if she just went back to her old ways, she would look perfectly fine, normal, respectable, and pleasant. I don't know if that's what she wants to go for these days, but this is a Kristen Stewart I would talk to if I met her down the street.

Just A Mess - Red Carpet

I know that Kristen Stewart has this thing about purposely looking terrible in front of the paparazzi, but she is really very good at it to the point that it makes me wonder if she knows how poorly it reflects on her, let alone on the people making money off of taking the photos in the first place.

Besides that very unfortunate look on her face and her giving a peace sign as if she actually gives a damn about peace...that outfit. It's wrinkled like crazy. It looks like it had been slept in for a couple of days. It also looks two or three sizes too big for her and I know this isn't a point about how messy she looks...but she's got her phone in the top pocket. What? It really makes me wonder what she's wearing down below that has forced her to top-pocket her phone.

At Her Best - Seductive

Now, this is a look I could get used to when it comes to Kristen Stewart. Like so many of her very nice photos, I struggled at first to confirm that this actually was her. The look in her eyes is totally different. The shape of her mouth...I'm sure plenty of this is Photoshopped (like her seemingly perfect skin) but it's amazing just how different she looks from one photo to the next.

I almost wish that she was doing this sort of thing on purpose so that she can blend back into the background of society and not be noticed by so many people. However, that's clearly not going to happen. If it were, there wouldn't be so many photos of her looking like total garbage on the internet. She still gets spotted plenty, and it's too bad if all she wants is just some peace and quiet.