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11 John Cena Moments Gone Wrong

For over a decade, WWE has placed a lot of trust on the broad shoulders of John Cena. During that time, he has become the most dominant, widely-known wrestler on the roster. Initially, he started his

For over a decade, WWE has placed a lot of trust on the broad shoulders of John Cena. During that time, he has become the most dominant, widely-known wrestler on the roster. Initially, he started his career with Ultimate Pro Wrestling back in 1999; Cena was quickly picked up by the WWE in 2001, where he began in their developmental promotion, Ohio Valley Wrestling (OVW). Again, Cena rapidly rose up through the ranks, and found himself on WWE TV, after just a year in OVW.

In total, Cena has won 24 titles (including 15 World Championships), he is a two-time Royal Rumble winner, a Money in the Bank winner, and has been in the main event of WrestleMania five times. Outside of the WWE, he’s been in multiple movies, does a ridiculous amount of media appearances, and has granted the most “wishes” in the history of the Make-A-Wish Foundation.

In 2015, Cena is having one of the best performances of any wrestler in the world, thanks to his U.S. Title reign, which included the extremely popular “U.S. Open Challenge”. Needless to say, when it’s all said and done, he’s guaranteed to be inducted in the WWE Hall of Fame.

Did you also know he put out a terrible rap album, drooled on a mic, and once had a terrible accident during one of his matches? No, this article isn’t to celebrate his achievements; it’s to celebrate some of the rare moments gone wrong for WWE’s "Golden Boy".

11 “You Can’t See Me” Rap Album

Back in 2005, Cena actually released a full rap album, which, well, was absolutely terrible. “Achievement unlocked”, if you can actually sit through that entire album, which he recorded with his cousin "Tha Trademarc" and fellow rapper, "Bumpy Knuckles".

Check out these abysmal lyrics on the song, “Right Now”:

10 I’m Gone... Just Kidding!

In 2012, Brock Lesnar returned to the WWE and instantly set his sights on the WWE’s brightest star, John Cena. The two met in an “Extreme Rules” match and after a hellish 17 minutes, Cena was able to defeat “The Beast” in front of a rowdy Chicago crowd.

Immediately after, Cena cut a promo that made it seem like he was going to be leaving for awhile. “If I gotta take a vacation so be it, if I’m going away for awhile, I just want to say thanks, for one hell of a last ride.”

Cena didn’t miss any time.

9 Bloody Judgment Day

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In 2005, John Cena’s rise to the main event was helped in a big way by his feud against JBL, who was also the WWE Champion at that time. The two met up at WrestleMania 21 for the title, which Cena eventually won, afterwards he debuted a brand new “Spinner” belt, which became the bane of most wrestling fan’s existence for many years.

8 Box Office Bomb

Overall, Cena’s movie career has not been a success, but one movie in particular did quite poorly at the box office; it was known simply as Legendary. The gist of the movie was basically Cena was a troubled brother who helps out his younger sibling by teaching him how to amateur wrestle, and since he was bullied, to just stand up for himself.

7 Does My Nose Look Okay?

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During an episode of Raw, Seth Rollins took on Cena for his U.S. title, overall the match was going just fine, until Rollins decided to absolutely flatten Cena’s nose. In a seemingly simple move, Rollins went for a jumping knee lift to Cena’s face and unfortunately, he was a bit too close bringing his knee directly into Cena’s nose, instantly breaking it.

6 Promos With Women

You could look at these segments two ways: Cena is the face, and each time, the women are heels, so they should be ripped on by the “Hero”. The other way is that Cena comes off pretty misogynistic by calling women a “B****” or “H*”, when it’s supposed to be a PG show, and he’s one of the most PG characters on said show.

5 Bathroom Troubles

Thanks to Total Divas and some radio interviews, Cena let it be known that he once defecated his pants during a wrestling match. Rather than describe it, here’s the story right from Cena:

“I was wrestling Scott Steiner, with Bull Buchanan as my lackey. I got food poisoning, and thought I wouldn't be able to wrestle, but went out there anyway. I took a DDT, rolled out, and the time-keeper was there. I looked him in the eye and said, ‘Where do I puke?’ And he said, ‘Under the ring.’ So I went under the ring, and puked, and everyone knew it. But as I was puking, I crapped my pants. Luckily, it was at the end of the match, but nothing has ever topped that since.”

4 The Prototype

This is at the very beginning of Cena’s career, so a pass is probably in order, since he was still learning the business. As “half-man, half-machine”, Cena would cut his promos in a similar way to The Terminator.

3 Unfriendly Crowd

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As one of WWE’s top faces, Cena typically is cheered more than booed, but this was not the case at the 2006 One Night Stand PPV. On this night, he went up against Rob Van Dam in front of an overly aggressive Philly crowd, who were 100% behind RVD.

2 Spittin’ Hot Fire

Cena is an aggressive guy, and for the most part, his promos tend to be incredibly intense, which is great. What is not great is when the camera zooms in on his face, and catches him drool all over the microphone.

1 How About My Elbow, Does That Look Okay?

As you can see from the video, Cena’s elbow blew up to the size of a baseball, which was due to fluid build-up from a partially torn triceps injury. He was told by doctors to skip SummerSlam and get surgery instead; of course, Cena refused, and went on to have a fantastic match against Daniel Bryan.

On Raw, Cena showed off the bulging elbow, and let everyone know he would have to get surgery that would put him on the shelf for four to six months. Although, thanks to Cena’s super-human healing powers, he was back in the ring at the end of October, winning the World Heavyweight Championship in a match against Alberto Del Rio.

Even in his down moments, eventually he comes out on top; there’s just no other way to say it, but “LOLCENAWINS!”

 

Sources: WrestlingInc.com, Wikipedia.org

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