10Alex Ovechkin – Eastern Motors

Washington Capitals superstar Alexander Ovechkin was somehow persuaded to offer 8.5 minutes of his valuable time between Orthodontist visits to produce this masterpiece of bad judgement. Despite clearly begging for some means of intoxication during the ad, Ovie wails like a drunken camel throughout the 50 seconds of pure torment for a District of Columbia automotive business. One can only assume that the purpose of the commercial is to promote the idea that this is one sadistic company that will go to great lengths to torture their customers with inhuman caterwauling from the pits of a demonic underworld. Either that, or there was a junkload of vodka available on set.

Next 9 David Beckham – Meiji Chocolate

More in Sports (old)