The 10 Hottest Legends Football League Players

Some things are just better left separate. It’s like drinking and driving. Driving is fun. Drinking is really fun. Doing both together can have reprehensible consequences though. The same goes for drinking and texting, too. Just ask most guys what their last drunk text to their ex looked like and they’ll wither in shame.

Anyway, some things that would not normally seem to fit together sometimes work perfectly. For example, take lingerie. It’s amazing. The same goes for football. It's America’s best pastime. Normally, combining lingerie and football would be horrifying. For example, Peyton Manning is a legendary football player, but God please don’t ever let him prance around in lingerie on television. But there are situations where lingerie and football work together seamlessly.

Welcome to the Legends Football League.

The women who make up the LFL are no slouches on the field, either. They have real skills and play a tough game. It would be unfair to deny that these girls also look amazing in lingerie. They’ve broken ground on the idea of putting football players in skimpy outfits, but they actually make it work.

To help support this league, check out the the top 10 hottest Lingerie Football League Players.

10 Brittany Henderson - Las Vegas Sin

Las Vegas has a ton of attractions. They have gambling, of course. Then there are the nightclubs, the shows, and the gambling. And of course, there's gambling. But a new show has rolled into town and her name is Brittany Henderson. She doesn't exactly sing like Celine Dion. She doesn't do any magic like David Copperfield. But when someone looks like her, they don't actually have to do anything besides kind of stand there.

Although most of the LFL players are complete knockouts, Brittany is the exception. For her, she has looks that say: “I’m wholesome. Your mother won’t disown you if you introduce her to me.” She's Sin City's newest, hottest attraction.

9 Michelle Angel - Los Angeles Temptation

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Remember that girl from high school who was kind of tough? Maybe her dad rode a motorcycle. Maybe she was a gearhead. She might have been a smoker. She might have grown up in the rough part of town.

Whatever the case may be, there was something about her. Some edge. Some sense that looked like bad news. She was insanely hot, but there was always this overriding fear she could give an atomic wedgie so it never happened. Michelle Angel, of the Los Angeles Temptation, fits that description. This gridiron angel has that look which makes most suitors feel like they should give her their phone number - or give her their lunch money.

8 Monique Gaxiola - Los Angeles Temptation

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For those who failed Spanish in high school, her name is pronounced “Guy-hole-a.” - not “Gacks-ee-ola.” For Monique though, she’d prefer people to call her by one name - The Gax.

No one of course knows what the hell that means, but they don’t have to. This is similar to why people called Deion Sanders “Neon.” Neon, for those who also failed chemistry, is an odorless, colorless gas that is a little lighter than air. How does this relate to Deion Sanders? Who cares.

The point is that both Neon and The Gax are entered into their league’s respective Hall of Fame for their play on the field. The big difference is that Monique could not only stop traffic with a dropped shoulder, but also with her looks, too.

7 Deena Fagiano - Chicago Bliss

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This may be the only time where an offensive lineman is the best looking person on the team. For most linemen in the NFL, they probably eat their weight in pancakes on a daily basis. Most of the big guys up front are usually the curviest on the squad, but it’s not usually a good thing off the football field.

For Deena Fagiano, it’s an entirely different circumstance. Her curves put her head and shoulders above everyone else. What’s most interesting about her is that she used to be a cheerleader. She gave that up once she found the awesomeness that is football and has turned it into dollars playing for the LFL. Eat that other offensive linemen. On second thought, don’t.

6 Jessika Howard - Seattle Mist

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Steve Largent: eat your heart out. You are no longer Seattle’s best wide receiver in its history. Forget about “stats” and “fan loyalty.” Nobody cares that you were “inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame" either.

This article is about the hottest players in the LFL and you don’t stand a chance because Jessika Howard takes the crown. Howard is so show-stopping, she could walk into the Hall of Fame and everyone there would rename it to “Jessikaland” if she asked politely. With Howard around, it seems like Seattle finally has a receiver with the brawn and beauty.

5 Katie Whelan - Seattle Mist

Katie Whelan describes herself as a giant - and she’s not kidding. She stands nearly six-feet tall, making her one of the tallest players in the league and taller than most any woman she’ll come up against. Her height can create significant advantages for the Mist on the field.

It’s incredibly difficult to defend or block someone who is six inches taller than everyone else. Plus, interceptions and blocked passes come by a little more easily when all she has to do is stick her hands in the air. It also helps that she’s jacked up and could probably bench press a freeway. If she’s available, how cool would it be to have a girlfriend-slash-bodyguard?

4 Adrian Purnell - Atlanta Steam

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Adrian Purnell goes both ways. She admits this on her Facebook page. It’s what makes her such a popular figure in the LFL, too. The ability to go both ways attracts the attention of everyone on and off the field, too; it's incredible.

OK pervert, she goes both ways - on offense and defense. This hottie is a safety and a tight end for the Atlanta Steam. Adrian’s looks are probably just one of the reasons why men don’t play in the LFL though. The obvious reason is of course a man with NFL size would have a substantial advantage. The other reason is because they would probably be completely distracted by Adrian's ability to play both sides - of the ball, that is.

3 Tai Emery - Las Vegas Sin

Maybe the LFL should start a combine like the NFL does. For the uninitiated, the NFL Combine is an event held every year in Indiana. Here’s a bit about what they do: first, they have prospective NFL players strip down to their underwear and stretch. Then, they herd them into a big room where the players take off their shirts and people gawk at their physique. After that, a bunch of guys stand around and talk about their "measurables" for about three days.

If, even for just one day, the LFL did something similar, and let Australian beauty Tai Emery participate, ratings would go up about 5000%.

2 Angela Rypien - Baltimore Charm

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Angela has the genes - her dad is former Super Bowl MVP Mark Rypien. She has the talent to go with it - she’s the starting quarterback for the Baltimore Charm. She has the charisma - it’s what makes her the face of the LFL. She has the looks too. This, of course, just makes it really unfair to everyone else that’s in her presence.

She’s so pretty, the LFL is thinking about just banning helmets entirely so the cameras can get more shots of her. They have considered of course this is extremely dangerous, but beautiful women make people just do really stupid things.

1 Cassandra Strickland - Las Vegas Sin

How does Cassandra Strickland break defenses and break hearts at the same time? Better yet, how does she manage to break ankles and hearts at the same time? Either way, Cassandra Strickland is as cool as the other side of the pillow on the field, but is hot as fired up coals off it. The kicker is that she’s a graduate of UC Berkeley - one of the finest schools in the country.

So, if score is being kept, she’s probably tougher than most of the men she dates. She’s better looking than the men she dates. She’s also smarter than the men she dates. Losers need not apply.

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