El Hadji Diouf - Range Rover Revere

Blackburn Rovers' El Hadji Diouf shopping in Manchester's city centre, oblivious to the fact that an eagle-eyed traffic warden has spotted his hilariously over-the-top customised Range Rover Revere parked illegally and has issued him with a ticket.

El-Hadji Diouf next to his £300,000 Mercedes SLR McLaren.

Peter Crouch - Audi Q7

This is one footballer we can forgive for driving an enormous high-riding SUV. Given that he is six feet and seven inches tall, Peter Crouch really needs the extra headroom. Here he is making the Audi Q7 look like a Suzuki Jimny.

Thierry Henry - Lincoln Navigator

SUVs don't come much bigger than the giant Lincoln Navigator. Thierry Henry's model is over 5,200mm long and two metres wide. Power comes from a 5.4-litre V8 engine with a prodigious thirst for unleaded.

Still, if anyone can afford to run a Navigator, the former Juventus, Arsenal and Barcelona forward can.

Emmanuel Adebayor - Bentley GTC

Manchester City's Emmanuel Adebayor climbs into his Bentley GTC supercar.

Danielle Lloyd - Range Rover Sport

Model, Danielle Lloyd and boyfriend, Tottenham footballer Jamie O'Hara in their Range Rover Sport on a night out.

Djibril Cissé - Plymouth Prowler

France and Panathinaikos stiker Djibril Cissé is famous for his outlandish hairstyles and fashion sense, so no surprises his choice of car is a bit 'out there' too. Here he is in his Plymouth Prowler, a US import.

Frank Lampard - Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano

Chelsea star Frank Lampard is quite a fan of four wheels, with quite a varied collection of cars. By far the most exotic comes from Italy in the form of the Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano.

Javier Mascherano - Audi Q7

A few years ago, the Range Rover was the car to be seen in for footballers, and it remains a popular choice with many soccer superstars still owning one today. But there's a new breed of executive 4x4s that are gaining popularity, like the Audi Q7, seen here being driven by Liverpool and Argentina midfielder Javier Mascherano.

Didier Drogba - MINI Cooper S Works

What kind of car does big, bustling Chelsea centre-forward Didier Drogba drive? It's the tiny, nimble MINI Cooper S Works of course.

Didier's MINI must be one of the smallest and cheapest vehicles in the Chelsea training ground car park but his teammates would do well to contain any giggles until the Drog is out of earshot.

Nicklas Bendtner - Aston Martin DBS

Arsenal's Nicklas Bendtner is motor-mad and he's gone for one of 007's favourites, the Aston Martin DBS.

Jermaine Pennant - Ferrari

Stoke City's Jermaine Pennant leaving the Mayfair Hotel in his Ferrari.

Adriano Leite Ribeir - Ferrari F430 Spider

Roma striker Adriano is spotted shopping with his Ferrari F430 convertible.

Ashley Cole - Mercedes-Benz SL63 AMG

England and Chelsea defender Ashley Cole is snapped in his matt black Mercedes-Benz SL63 AMG. Mr Cole has also reportedly taken delivery of a new customised Bentley Continental GT.

Andriy Shevchenko - Audi RS6

Ex-Chelsea and Ukranian forward, Andriy Shevchenko nips out for a spot of shopping with his Audi RS6.

Christiano Ronaldo - Bentley Continental GT Speed

Real Madrid and Portugal winger Christiano Ronaldo heads home in his Bentley Continental GT Speed.

Jermaine Jenas - Chrysler Voyager

Spurs midfielder Jermaine Jenas out with his girlfriend Ellie Penfold in a Chrysler Voyager. Voyagers may not be flash, but they are practical.