15Not Even Once...
"Man on meth throws cash register at store clerk. After pursuit that ends when he is captured on the roof of the bowling alley, he ends up in the hospital for having broken an ankle running; tiny emergency room means he is placed in one of the two neighboring beds,
the other being occupied by the store clerk."
Look, we’re obviously not trying to condone what this man did, but we have to say that meth is clearly giving rednecks some serious superpowers if everything in this story is true. We’d find it impressive enough to see somebody pick up a full cash register and manage to hurl it at someone, and that’s before he manages to break an ankle but keep running on it! The way that the story ends is just the icing on the cake for us. The meat of the story is what had us hooked.