There are many things that I do well. I am very good at thumb wars, and I have nearly a 50% success rate when it comes to guessing heads or tails. One of the things that I do very poorly however, is grow anything that resembles manly facial hair.
We've all seen the mustaches of men, elevating them to something so much more. Where would Tom Selleck be without the stache? Who would have read the Channel 4 News if not for Ron Burgundy's mustache?! There is no doubt that the right stache, on the right man can be a complete game changer.
Unfortunately, I am not that type of man. It was on November 23rd one year, when somebody finally remarked "Oh you're doing Movember too? I couldn't tell" that I really realized my fate. So I keep it clean shaven, save for some scruff and life is good.
For some actors, they may find themselves growing a mustache or altering their traditional look for a movie role. Sometimes celebrities will grow one for Movember or just for fun. The beard Gods play no favorites, however, and like myself, some celebrities just look absolutely awful with facial hair. Though it does do a nice job of reminding us of how attractive they were when they were clean shaven.
I look at these men and I take solace in the fact that I know I am not alone. It is not your fault if you cannot grow good facial hair. It's out of your control and there is nothing better you can do for your image than to realize what looks good, and embrace it. For these celebrities, if they have any doubts whether their facial hair looks good or not, they can quickly type their name into Google and see how the world reacts, as hundreds of photos surface of the new look.
Movember may be the month of mustaches, but for these prominent figures, they may be quickly counting down until December 1st.
10 Michael Cera
9 James Franco
8 Paul Rudd
7 Daniel Craig
6 John Travolta
5 Bruce Willis
4 Justin Bieber
3 Vince Vaughn
2 Channing Tatum
1 Justin Trudeau
Justin Trudeau is having himself a pretty nice month. As the newest prime minister of Canada, it may be hard to find anything that could derail Trudeau's happiness. However, if he decides to grow out a mustache for Movember, it may put a quick end to the happiness of his wife. Sporting some kind of weird modified goatee, Trudeau grew his mustache out for Movember in 2011. Trudeau gained further headlines when he stated he was going to keep the mustache for longer than the month of November. While it is hard to argue with his intentions, that does not make our newest prime minster someone that looks good with facial hair.
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