Okay, we get it, you used to be on top of the world. Every agent in Hollywood was knocking down your door and blowing up your phone. Your inbox was full of the finest scripts. You were involved in the writing, location, the casting, and even the executive producing. Your countless talentless buddies and family members had goofy cameos. Nothing could go wrong. The public loved every move you made. The entire Hollywood industry was in the palm of your hand. But those days are gone, my friend. It’s time to hang up your hat, and retire somewhere really nice. You’ve made your millions, now go enjoy them on a yacht somewhere, or in a fancy Caribbean hotel. You own a few homes by now, why don’t you go live in them for a change? Just relax. Watch the movies, enjoy them, and whatever you do, don’t try to be in them anymore.
Of course, we're speaking to that has-been actor. The actor that hasn’t been a has-been for long, but the time has come. Let’s send them a much-needed letter of advice, an intervention if you will, to please stop with the nonsense.
The movies have gotten bad, and even the yes-men that surround you have begun to jump ship. Your career is going down, and that’s okay. It must be difficult to turn off that competitive streak, but please do, ASAP. You are just embarrassing yourself. The good news is, you weren’t the first, and won’t be the last. It happens. The public thinks people are cool for a while, and then they get super sick of them. You are not alone. In fact, here is a list of the top 10 actors that need to go away.
11 Nicolas Cage
10 Melissa McCarthy
9 Samuel L. Jackson
8 Halle Berry
7 Jim Carrey
6 Cameron Diaz
5 Jack Black
4 Will Ferrell
3 Kristen Stewart
2 Adam Sandler
1 Johnny Depp
The original Pirates of the Caribbean, back in 2003, was an awesome flick. The problem is, it was so good that Johnny caught a bad case of Jack Sparrow disease. He liked the character so much that he never let him go and now Depp constantly acts like a drunken pirate. Also, does anyone know why in the world he took the role of Tonto in The Lone Ranger? Man, that was awful, even worse than Mortdecai. And why did he wear that goofy bald cap for Black Mass? It could have been a decent flick if Depp hadn’t worn another one of his over-the-top disguises.
Sources: variety.com, imdb.com, bleacherreport.com, usatoday.com
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