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10 Weirdest Services Offered on Craigslist

Since it started, Craigslist has been more than just a classified site for jobs, housing, items and services. It has been a market to sell and seek out unique needs and services that you wouldn't norm

Since it started, Craigslist has been more than just a classified site for jobs, housing, items and services. It has been a market to sell and seek out unique needs and services that you wouldn't normally find. These are the 10 weirdest services offered on Craigslist.

Craigslist has rules and terms and does watch for illegal activity (as do law enforcement agencies), but that doesn't keep out all the drugs, sex and bizarre services. The anonymous forum is a draw for many despite the potential creep factor that lingers.

Honorable mentions go to someone looking for a tester for his "ass kicking" machine. Yes, it's a wheel with boots on it and it spins. Pretty much what you would expect, I guess. No word on what that quality assurance position pays. The other one that caught my attention, but misses the list is a post looking for a babysitter for druggies. A couple of people are planning to do a lot of drugs and want someone to look out for them, or I guess call 911 in the case of an overdose. That almost makes sense.

We've got alternative security classifieds, interesting trades and lap sitters. Yeah, that's pretty much what it sounds like. Here are the 10 weirdest services offered on Craigslist.

10 Home Security

Via thisis50.com

9 Arch Enemy

Via businessinsider.com

8 Human Footstool

Via deviantart.com

7 Rock Drummer

Via businessinsider.com

6 Human Cat for Adoption

Via tombroadbent.com

5 Toilet Head Flushing

4 Trading Records for Companionship

Via noisey.vice.com

3 Lap Sitter

Via mediamediamedia.tumblr.com

2 Confidential Computer Repairman

1 Marinara Hot Tub Party

Via youtube.com

This particular person was looking for someone to come to his place and sit in his hot tub full of marinara sauce. It simply stated, get naked and sit in my hot tub with me. Also, noted that he will have on a Rolex and Ray-Bans. Not enough for you? You would either get to listen to Barbara Streisand or Wu-Tang Clan. The classified went on to say that it wasn't nothing too sexual, just nudity and marinara sauce. Not to get all Bill Clinton on this guy, but what does "too" mean in the phrase "not too sexual?" Who knows, maybe this is exactly what a girl who is bored needs, a night in the marinara hot tub. Maybe she would like it and come back for baked ziti night.

Sources: businessinsider.com, craigslist.org

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