Ann Summers has become famous for providing the nation with their favourite brands of discreet products over the past few decades, but it now seems that the public has become a generation that is no longer fond of the term "discreet."
The introduction of the internet and dating websites as well as many new shopping sites have opened many people up to new worlds that are now at their fingertips. As you can imagine, with these new worlds come new fetishes and kink.
Love Honey is one of the newer websites and companies that have managed to rise to the top in the last few years after they have capitalized on the release of 50 Shades of Grey. It was even reported that the increase sale of sex toys, credited to the heavily influenced BDSM book, actually helped Britain to climb out of their double-dip recession a few years ago.
One thing is for sure, E.L. James has unlocked a world of handcuffs and whips to a new generation that had been unaware of many of these terms and toys before her book became a bestseller. Along with the more common fetishes out there, we now have some of the strangest toys that literally have to be seen to be believed.
The world is an accepting place and it seems that anyone with any kind of fetish can now be well catered for and the list below only furthers this point. Sit back and get ready, as we reveal the strangest, and possibly, scariest sex toys, in the world.
10 Magic Hand
As if the name itself wasn’t bad enough, this is genuinely a model of a human hand that can be changed into any hand related position and then used as a dildo. Why go for a humanly accepted dildo when you can have one of these scary things that resembles ‘Thing’ out of the Adams Family?
Love Honey are promoting these for just £25 and even offer discreet delivery, just in case you didn’t already find it hard to maintain eye contact with the post man.
9 Anime Sex Dolls
Sex Dolls are definitely not new, but as technology as advanced so has the production of dolls that looks strikingly similar to characters of TV or even famous people.
It’s shocking that the production of these dolls has actually continued considering it costs thousands of pounds to make them and close to the same amount to buy them, but lonely men have finally found the answer to the question of how they can spice up their sex life. On top of that, reality shows have been done that show men out on dates with their dolls. This is definitely one of the more bizarre ones on the list, but if it works for them then who are we to judge?
8 The Auto Suck
Want to simulate the feeling of your partner going down on you but they're busy? Well, the Auto Suck is the product for you. Apparently it is essentially the same as having a female do the job, except it talks a lot less and you actually control how fast or slow the machine goes.
The machine is even made to look like a real human mouth, just in case you were confused about the fact that it was a machine. It looks like a hairdryer but obviously has the opposite effect, which is a slightly disturbing concept. Something tells me that even if this is how they advertise it, you'd still probably prefer the comfort of a real person.
7 Tongue Vibrator
Apparently dildos and traditional vibrators are no longer enough to satisfy this new generation. As a result, the market has decided that a product of this calibre should be made.
The tongue vibrator is exactly what you would expect it to be, it simulates the exact same movements of a partner who would normally use his tongue in this intimate area except the obvious striking difference is the fact that this battery-operated human tongue is attached to a power pack instead of a person. Definitely a little unusual, especially when you consider that the tongue is not exactly a sexy body part.
This product was quite obviously modelled on a traditional doctor’s stethoscope, but instead of it being used to listen to your partner’s heartbeat, this product can actually be inserted into your partner so that you can listen to the inside of their sexual organs.
There are no scientific findings to back up whether or not these parts of the body actually make an internal noise or sound, but if you are practicing or studying being a doctor and want to explore the human body further and your partner agrees, then I suppose this could be a great place to start.
5 Rubber Fisting Mitten
Yes, according to many sex toy production markets, fisting has now managed to reach a point where a human hand or fist is no longer big enough or good enough, so a rubber fisting mitten is now the essential attire.
Rubber is becoming a bigger part of the manufacturing of sex toys and many couples are now enjoying an element of domination and submission in their bedroom. This has grown all the stronger due to the popularity of the 50 Shades of Grey books, where rubber is just par for the course!
Foot fetishes are the biggest growing community around the sexual industry and many companies have decided to cash in on this by creating some of the most disturbing products ever made.
A fleshlight is basically a male version of a female dildo and allows the male to simulate sex without needing a female partner. This is acceptable, but people have gone too far! Now there have been fleshlights made with fangs, thanks to the success of Twilight and the rise in vampire merchandise sold. If that wasn't weird enough, check out the one above that was made into a foot, hopefully as a way to widen its target audience.
3 Binder Sack
One of the newer fetishes for this generation is adding a little danger to the encounter. This can be achieved in several ways, but perhaps none is more extreme than allowing themselves to be tied into sacks or zipped into full body suits. Then (apparently) the feeling of claustrophobia kicks in and adds to the overall pleasure of the interaction.
Given that one party is tied up, you can imagine how this gives all the power to their partner. As a result, you better make sure you can have proper and open communication in the bedroom in order to operate this safely.
2 The Cone
This is seriously a cone-shaped toy that is then inserted into a person’s anus. That’s right, a cone-shaped toy that has been created to somehow help to stimulate a person by actually causing them a lot of pain.
It is hard to imagine how this would help anyone’s sex life, or that someone would see this online and consider it an incredible idea, and yet it exists! I suppose there really are many people in this generation who have developed their own fetishes. Perhaps “the cone” belongs to one of these groups. If so, they have now gained my full respect.
1 This Butt Plug
It is hard to imagine a world where it would be openly acceptable to design the likeness of a baby (no matter how famous the baby is) onto a plug that is inserted into someone’s rear end as a means of enhancing pleasure.
It is thought that many of these were made as a statement more than its actual reasons for production, but putting someone like Jesus and as a baby onto a sex toy when he hardly promoted sex himself is just wrong. I’m sure this has started enough protests since its creation that hopefully there are no more made.