Ah, Walmart. It’s the biggest store in the world, and no one wants to admit they shop there, but yet everyone eventually does. Of course that is unless you have no car and you live in a crowded city where there is not enough land to build a Walmart. In that case you sit home in your tiny apartment with your overpriced shoes and just make fun of all those poor Walmart shoppers who are just beneath you. Problem with your jokes is that Walmart shoppers are not all poor and uneducated. It’s a place where rich folk who can’t afford their overpriced car and overpriced home go as well. Many single people will eventually have kids and then they realize that all of their snooty clothes and habits go out the window once they realize how expensive things get. Everyone comes to the realization that they need Walmart. Because just about everyone shops at Walmart, it is the one place in this world where you get the craziest people you can possibly see anywhere on this planet. It’s also the place where people get caught doing innocent things that happen to all of us. The only problem is that if you do it at Walmart, the whole world will get to see your little mishap. Take a step back and have some fun looking at all the poor, single married, divorced and rich people that shop at Walmart. Only there do you see a perfect example of the people who inhabit your town, city or country.
21. Do The Cameras Really Have To Show Up Now?
Grandma and mom are no doubt really embarrassed about this one. Apparently this kid didn’t watch The Flintstones gang when he was younger. If he did he would have quickly realized that you should stop a car, or a shopping cart with your feet, not with your head (even if the means of transport isn’t made out of stone or rock). We guess these parents (and grandparents) just have to keep trying harder to get the message across.
20. The Young Pervert
Sigmund Freud, the father of modern Psychology based some of his many interesting theories around the Oedipus Complex, the unconscious sexual desires of a three or four year old kid towards his mommy. Everyone but this kid seems to have moved past that theory. We wonder what a modern shrink would have to say about what the child is thinking about at that exact moment.
19. But Officer, My Child Loves This Ride!
What’s a poor kid going to do when he’s dragged to the store by his dad to shop at Walmart? To any kid, this is boring stuff. He’s not even in the toy or electronics section. Boredom though, is one of the mother’s of invention as this kid showed everyone that Walmart has some smart shoppers, too. He just invented a new ride that’s sure to make young kids like him ecstatic for all of 10 seconds (which is an eternity at that age). Too bad he’s too young to make any money from his clever idea.
18. I Was Brought Back In Time And I Need Clothes Now
It’s not just terminators that can be seen running around in stores butt naked, looking for some clothes. Other people from the future also need something to cover themselves up with when they unexpectedly visit our time, because you can’t wear clothes in time machines. Unlike terminators who know that they have to come after the store is closed, this person just didn’t get the memo and must have pressed the wrong button in her little time machine.
17. Can’t It Wait Until Monday?
It looks like this poor schmuck’s luck in life just ran out. But never fear, he will still do his best to make sure his fellow drivers are safe at night. That little flashlight that isn’t even good enough (or strong enough) to walk around the house at night with, must sure be good enough to see the road and other people when the lights go down. You’ve got to give him an A+ for effort though, at least the poor guy tried.
16. Attention All Units, There’s A 10-96 In Progress, Do You Copy?
If you live in a city with a relatively high crime rate, you’ll likely notice that about six cop cars show up when the police are called on site. Apparently this Walmart is more dangerous than Detroit, Michigan, because the entire police force is just waiting to take down the next person who walks into this store wearing no shoes, or wearing clothes that just don’t fit their bodies. The fashion police are certainly on high alert at this specific location.
15. Don’t Ask Me To Wear XXL Shorts
Just admit it, many of us have suffered from the exposed butt crack. Try being a plumber, construction worker or electrician, and not have it happen to you. Many are proud of what they have and just don’t care. Others just give up like the lady above. At least she had the decency to tell us that she gave up with the horrid message on her T-Shirt. Here’s a solution though, wear clothes your size and leave tight fitting clothes to the people they were meant for.
14. I’m Finally Free And I Want The World To Know
I’m free to do what I want any old time, I said I’m free to do what I want any old time, to be who I choose, to get my booze, any old time! How important is freedom to this man or woman, one might ask? Well, just take a quick look at the proud and expressive YES! spray painted on the back of the window right beside the words “Divorce Day”. We can’t know for sure, but there is a good chance that this person must also be receiving the (possibly large) alimony checks.
13. I Wanted To Try Out My New Toilet Seat Before I Went Home
The news headline for this particular entry says it all, “Woman Glued To Toilet”. It may have been a new hair removal technique that her friends decided to share on Facebook for the world to see. We wonder how that worked out… Hey, we are just trying to figure out what could have possibly gone wrong here. Any other suggestions from the audience? Please feel free to share in the comments section.
12. What’s Everyone Looking At, I Love This Outfit?
I am truly sorry, but I am certainly not going to touch or comment on this 12th entry, no matter what anyone says (and I’m sure you could see why). After all, the picture does say it all. Wouldn’t you agree? Where were the Walmart fashion police on this one? Those boots must have taken forever to put on though, so for that reason, we’ll applaud this Walmart costumer for his effort.
11. Welcome Lord Vader, We’ve Been Expecting You!
Being an evil warlord sure takes its financial toll on you, especially with all of these costly death stars that keep blowing up. Hence the poor master of evil, Darth Vader, had to trade in his TIE fighter for this economical, yet very practical mode of transport. Be careful though, as the Sith lord of darkness will ”find your lack of faith disturbing” if you say anything about his KIA ride, and we all know what happens next when he says those words!
10. Sorry Folks, I Just Got Out of Bed
She obviously saw the sign outside that said shoes and shirts are required. Walmart just forgot to mention what other body parts need to be covered as well. She must be a lawyer who reads the fine print. We are all sure that she is proud of the loophole she found in the clothing requirements section, as her discovery seems to work just fine for her, but just not for anybody else around her. On the bright side, her kid doesn’t really seem to mind (or to care).
9. Boy, Do I Have A Deal For You!
Imagine hearing the powerful tides splashing against the cliffs. Imagine hearing the waves from the magnificent ocean as it pacifies you to sleep every night. Catch a glimpse of the dazzling sunrise that will wake you up each morning and enjoy your romantic dinners as the sun sets among the tranquil sounds of nature’s greatest sea birds. Sound inviting? It will be once I actually build the damn thing, I’ve got the foundation for your new home right here on my truck. For a simple down payment, I promise you the vacation home of your dreams.
8. Doing It In A Baseball Stadium Is Way Too Passé
Even discount shoppers at Walmart know a thing or two about what true romance is all about. We can all hear the conversation now; ”What would you say if I asked you to marry me right now?” says the nervous man as he slowly gets down on one knee. ”Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time”, replies the frugal, nervous female shopper. Judging from the picture above though, we think there is a good chance she said yes. Even if he asked while shopping at Walmart… What would you say?
7. Harry Potter Just Found His Girlfriend
It’s surely taking a long while for this young sorceress to realize that computers just don’t react to evil stares and magic spells. This is Walmart after all, and not the magical world of Hogwarts. Eventually though, she’ll probably realize that this one particular computer will react to the magic of touch, but apparently this thought process isn’t registering just yet. We just hope no one was waiting behind her.
6. This Is Sparta
Apparently filming for the movie 300 went into overtime, and this Spartan had no time at all to get out of wardrobe before he decided to go shopping. So he had to rush straight to Walmart to get that little trinket that he so desperately needed. At least he used the self checkout counter, sparing other discount shoppers from seeing his hairy butt for longer than they actually needed to. Thanks for that.
5. Was The Effort Really Worth It?
Give this guy an A+ for ingenuity. How on Earth did he even get that thing up there in the first place? This is like one of those History channel shows trying to explain the mystery of how humans with no technology could have built the Egyptian Pyramids or Machu Picchu. It must have been Aliens from another time and galaxy, and before they left to go back to their home planet the aliens just forgot to tell this guy how to bring the boat down from his truck.
4. Okay, We All Know That We Can’t Get Enough Of Seeing Bare Butts At Walmart
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? Together, we can stop this s**t. Well, those butt cheeks were probably wrong because the internet can’t get enough of showing pictures of Walmart shoppers showing off their booty (and as you could probably tell, the booties are very rarely a treat to look at). Walmart just lets them come in and shop anyway. At least in this case this lady has nothing to be ashamed of.
3. I’m Too Sexy For My Shirt, So Sexy It Hurts
Who remembers the great invention of Cosmo Kramer and Frank Costanza on the popular TV show Seinfeld? The ”Bro”. You know the one we’re talking about, the bra for men. Well, this is it folks, you can check it out in its full splendor and start singing along to the popular song; I’m too sexy for my car. Too sexy for my car. Too sexy by far. And I’m too sexy for my hat. Too sexy for my hat. What d’ya think about that? We’re sorry for putting that song in your head now.
2. My Truck Ain’t Sh**ty
Many people who have a big SUV do so for two main reasons; either they have a big family or they really need to haul some very heavy stuff. Apparently this Walmart discount shopper was smart enough to at least use a very old one to haul this pile of you know what around. Still though, the truck doesn’t look like it could hold up that porta-potty for much longer.
1. I’m 16 Years Old And Just Figured Out What To Do With Myself
It’s your very first car. You’ve got the Ouija board in the backseat and like most of us folks, you really haven’t accomplished much else to be proud of at this young, ripe age. But just wait one minute! You just figured out that you have developed a special skill, so you just want to shout it out to the world and let everyone know. The problem with this is, everyone else has that particular skill, too. So, you’re not that special.
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