Oh, conspiracy theories. They never cease to amaze us with their absurd stupidity and strange air of mystery. Just give them a little bit of legroom and they will take up the entire short plane. Here is our list of 20 Most Outrageous Celebrity Conspiracy Theories. They will leave you gaping with your mouth wide open. Really, do people actually believe these theories? If you thought the rumor that Elvis Presley not being really dead was strange, then get a load of these theories!
This is a whole new wave of craziness, and while we do not like to add fuel to the insanity fire, we can’t help but share these celebrity conspiracy theories with you. Not only are they ridiculous, but they are downright hilarious. Seriously, some of these people have really put a lot of time and effort into mapping these theories out. The least you could do is read about them.
Have fun with these 20 crazy theories and remember: every single celebrity is being possessed by an unknown entity. Or not. We are sure that this is not the last we will see of celebrity conspiracy theories, but this is enough to keep us satisfied for quite some time.
20. Khloe is Not a Kardashian
Look, we know that Khloe does not exactly resemble all of her other sisters, but her not being the daughter of her father is just dumb. There is no rule stating that all siblings need to look alike, and quite honestly it is a nice change not to have yet another perfect-nosed, almond-eyed Kardashian going around acting like her life is all important. Oh, Khloe still acts as though she is important? Whatever. Besides, the show Keeping Up With the Kardashians did an episode where that whole “Khloe is adopted” theory was debunked. Therefore it is safe to say that we can put this theory to rest.
19. Tom Cruise’s Lovers Are Shams
So apparently women try out to be Tom Cruise’s wife and they also need to take tests and be screened. Yes. This is a real theory. People say that there were various actresses who auditioned to be Tom’s significant other, and Katie Holmes made the cut, so Tom chose her. How romantic. And absurd. Yet there was actually a book that was published detailing the whole scheme. Okay, so it is a Scientology book, but so what? Anyway, among those actresses that did not make the cut? Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, and Kate Bosworth. This theory is gold.
18. Pippa Middleton’s Fake Bum
When Prince William and Kate Middleton tied the knot a few years back, it seemed that the bride was almost completely overshadowed by her sister, Pippa Middleton. The focus was actually on Pippa’s butt. The theory is that the she wore a fake bum to the wedding and that is why she looked so fiiiiine from the back as she held the train of Kate’s wedding gown. There was actually loads of talk and speculation surrounding this theory and a royal insider said that the bum was definitely fake. Sure. Look, Pippa is a gorgeous girl and just look at her in a bathing suit! She looks all natural.
17. Taylor Swift is on 4chan
People are saying that Tay Tay is hanging around on 4chan, although this is a huge celebrity conspiracy theory. What we know for sure is that there are people out there who definitely have way too much time on their hands. They have trolled the Internet looking for clues that the mystery user on 4chan is indeed Taylor Swift. From the message boards to question-and-answer sessions with the 4chan user, many people have determined that it is in fact, T-Swift. She has yet to publicly state that it is her on 4chan, so this celebrity conspiracy theory remains shrouded in mystery. For now!
16. Ronan Farrow’s Eyes Are Fake
This is such a stupid celebrity conspiracy theory that we are almost angry about it. Rumor has it that Ronan Farrow is totally faking the whole blue eyes thing. Well, even if he is, who cares? Really. Ronan is the son of the famous Mia Farrow and many are stating that he simply wears contact lenses all the time to make his eyes seem more vibrant and clear. Mia herself helped to fuel the debate when she said that Frank Sinatra could be Ronan’s dad, instead of Woody Allen. Sheesh, if you are going to sleep around with other guys, at least don’t make your son the butt of the jokes.
15. Lorde is Ageless
We know that Lorde looks older than she is. And that she also has a witchy appearance. But really, we do not think that the young singer is lying about her age. Sure, she is wise beyond her years and her lyrics actually have some validity and wit behind them, but that does not mean that she needs to be older than she actually is. After all, people have already speculated about her age and they have seen her birth certificate. It says that she was born on November 7, 1996 in New Zealand. See? Now can we put this conspiracy theory to rest already?
14. Kanye West and Taylor Swift Planned Their Beef
I’m gon let you finish, but…people are saying that Kanye and Taylor made up that whole 2009 acceptance speech debacle at the Video Music Awards. At the most recent 2015 VMAs, it seemed as though T-Swift and Kanye had patched things up and all was forgiven. Yet was there anything to forgive in the first place? Conspiracy theorists are saying “no”! There never was a beef between them, it was just played up to attract attention and gain ratings for MTV. We already know that many celebrities put on an act to get more publicity, but we think Kanye just really is a jerk.
13. Michael Jackson Was Castrated Via Acne Meds
When Michael Jackson passed away in June of 2009, the entire world was devastated. We all remembered his moon walk, his hit songs, and that strange voice. Now some celebrity conspiracy theorists are using his voice as proof that Michael Jackson was actually a castrated male. He supposedly was castrated during his childhood as the result of an acne-fighting medication. An “expert” said that Jackson was taking Cyproterone and that led to his castration, since it was an anti-male hormone drug. Hm, how about this? Jackson was just a weird (yet talented) dude. He had loads of other problems without us adding this one, okay?
12. Prince Harry’s Dad is James Hewitt
Okay, okay, so the royal family is always going to be facing some kind of real or false scandal or some stupid rumor. And so it goes with Prince Harry. Hey, the attention can’t always be on Prince William and Kate Middleton, can it? So this celebrity conspiracy theory states that Prince Harry’s dad is actually…James Hewitt! Rumor also has it that James had an affair with Princess Diana between 1986 and 1991.That time frame matches up with Prince Harry’s birth. Hm…could he actually be Prince William’s half-brother? In actuality, this theory is just so dumb and there is very little evidence to go on. There are just some photographs showing a resemblance.
11. Megan Fox Has Two Clones
So, people have looked at photographs of Megan Fox throughout the years and they have determined that she is synthetic! Yes! The celebrity conspiracy theory says that Megan Fox has been replaced by a clone. Not once, but twice. Yup. Well, it is either that, or Megan Fox has had loads of cosmetic surgery. We are not even sure where these theories came from, but people need to lay off. I mean, seriously, the woman is married and has become a mother now. She really does not have to worry about proving that she is the real Megan Fox. Period.
10. Jim Morrison is Alive
The death of singer Jim Morrison was a strange mystery, one that apparently still leaves a lot of people wanting closure. So, they must have started this weird celebrity conspiracy theory which states that Jim Morrison is still alive! Yes, he must be chilling somewhere with Elvis Presley and Tupac. Some are saying that Jim only faked his death, and there is even this crazy guy who says that he has spoken with Jim Morrison after his “fake death.” Apparently Jim has just turned to acting and has an agent and everything. This is one elaborate theory. One that needs to end!
9. Suri Cruise is an Alien
There are actually a lot of people who are saying that Suri Cruise is not Tom Cruise’s biological daughter. Yet there are also some crazy folks who are saying that Suri Cruise has an alien father! Some people are say that Tom Cruise is not the baby daddy, but William Mapother is. Clearly, Katie Holmes has been around, huh? Currently, Tom and Katie are estranged and Suri has not even seen Tom in a while. She spends most of her time with her mother. If you do a photo comparison between Suri, William Mapother, and Tom Cruise, the kid does look more like William. But whatever.
8. Bob Marley Was Poisoned by the CIA
It was a sad day indeed when Bob Marley left us. He solidified himself as the king of reggae music and he just wanted to spread peace and love. Conspiracy theorists say that Bob left us all too soon, all thanks to the Central Intelligence Agency of the United States. Yes, Bob Marley was killed by the CIA! The proof? Bob Marley was nearly assassinated in 1976, and one of the suspects was an operative in the CIA. Aha! That is all the evidence we need, right? If you need even more proof, consider that during that time, there was some political turmoil in Jamaica, and Bob Marley’s death was just a warning from the CIA.
7. Keanu Reeves is Immortal
Here is a celebrity conspiracy theory that is so intense that it has a website dedicated to it. These people really want to prove that Keanu Reeves is invincible. Their first line of evidence? Photos that are more than 10 years apart show almost no ageing! Secondly, according to Wikipedia, Keanu Reeves is the pseudonym for Paul Monet, a French actor who died in 1922! Finally, he is rich and famous, but says that he could live “for the next few centuries” with what he already has. And there you have it! The three main pieces of evidence proving Keanu Reeves’ immortality.
6. North West is the Antichrist
Now for some more evidence, this time to prove that North West is the antichrist. First of all, she is the daughter of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. Enough said right there. But, just wait. Add up the digits of her birthday (June 15th, 2013) and you will get the “mark of the beast”: 666. Crazy! Many people do not need any more evidence. It is actually enough to know that Kim and Kanye have produced offspring together. At least the baby is still young, so maybe there is some hope left for the rest of us. Even so, a lot of terrible global events have been happening…
5. Prince George is the Antichrist
Once Prince George was born, all hell broke loose. Apparently. There are actually other celebrity conspiracy theorists who are saying that it is not North West who is the antichrist, but it is Prince George. After all, the famous writer Mark Dice says so. And he has been studying the Illuminati and the antichrist for years, so he must know his stuff, right? According to him, that seemingly innocent and loveable baby is actually pure evil. He is going to take down the royal family and then move on to the rest of us. Look out for Prince George. Now that Princess Charlotte is born, we do not know what will happen!
4. Miley Cyrus is in Cahoots With Obama
Yes, Miley Cyrus was hired by President Obama and his Administration. That is why she is acting like a lunatic. I mean, think about it. She used to be the innocent Disney girl who had a good head (or a blonde wig) on her shoulders. Now she is a twerking, nip-slipping weirdo who loves nothing more than shocking the world to pieces. It is all a ploy by the Obama Administration to use Miley as a distraction from the real issues. Because we know that our news sources focus more on Miley than they do on current events. It just makes sense, people!
3. Justin Bieber is a Reptoid
What the what? Just take a look at the video of the Biebs getting sentenced by a judge in court. It is cray-cray. At first we just see Justin in his jail garb, which is pretty in and of itself, but then we see his eye “shape-shift”! Yes, his eyes go all reptilian and we see some weirdness. Some real weirdness. While some say that Justin is just possessed, others claim that he is actually a lizard man! And do not tell us that you can’t trust everything you see on the Internet. We always knew there was something weird about this kid.
2. Beyonce is Possessed
And that demon would be…Sasha Fierce. Yes, Bey’s alter-ego is actually sucking away her soul. That is why she has thus far been able to dominate the music world. Beyonce herself even said that Sasha Fierce is someone who is aggressively sexual and only appears when Queen B is performing. Is Sasha Fierce actually an alter-ego or…something else? According to celebrity conspiracy theorists, it is the latter! Many conservatives have said that Beyonce has gone the way of a bad girl, acting more like a prostitute than a super singing star. While others would beg to differ, this conspiracy theory is still spreading around.
1. All Celebrities Are Involved in the Illuminati
And last but certainly not least is the celebrity conspiracy theory surrounding all of the rich and famous: they are being controlled by the Illuminati, which is made up of Justin Bieber’s kin (or rather, shapeshifting reptoids!) Moreover, whenever you see a triangle, it is the Illuminati trying to warn you! Stay away from the rich and famous! They are dangerous and who knows what they are capable of? Just take a look at what happened to Miley Cyrus. How many more good girls do we have to lose? Tell us! If you want more info about it, just listen to another conspiracy expert, Mark Dice.
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