I love it when celebrities are unfiltered and attention seeking. The famous people who just say whatever they want and have no boundaries when it comes to interviews and other public opinions are by far the most entertaining. The celebrities who say that no topic is off limits are my kind of people.
This is especially true when it comes to subjects that can be deemed "inappropriate." I just love seeing people who are famous addressing taboo topics especially those that revolve around sexuality because it is just always intriguing listening to anyone talk about sex, let alone a celebrity that you are a fan of. It gets especially weird when it comes to some of famous male stars. Sure, men seem to get more of a free pass when it comes to discussing anything remotely sexual, but it rarely makes headlines because it is just so typical. However, it does make headlines when these famous dudes talk about their penises.
Sometimes these comments are too hilarious not to laugh. Other times, it's just super uncomfortable to read about. And then there is so much in between, but believe it or not it does happen and it has happened a lot.
These twenty celebs are not at all shy when it comes to talking about their own "members."
20 Enrique Iglesias - Needs Extra Small Condoms
When is Enrique Iglesias not talking about his small genitalia? I feel like he spends more time doing that than he does dropping new music. And he's always dropping a lot of music since he usually records his songs in both English and Spanish. I don't know if it is really super small or if he just says that so women have low expectations before getting with him, but he has mentioned its size A LOT. When asked in an interview about a product he would like to endorse, Enrique Iglesias answered, "The next product I'm gonna put my name on is extra-small condoms. I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it's really embarrassing for people -- you know, from experience. Hopefully people won't be ashamed when I step forward." He really is a humanitarian speaking out for the less fortunate...Right?
19 Howard Stern - Has One Of The Smallest In The World
Howard Stern is famous for his lewd sex talk. He is an open book when it comes to his sexual preferences and his opinions of other people and their bodies. I just assumed that someone with so much bravado would have a large member, but apparently that's not the case. I guess he acts this way because he has a lot to overcompensate for. In a Rolling Stone interview, Howard Stern was very straight forward when talking about his own genitals: "I think I might as well be upfront about it. No guy will ever admit to having a small penis. I just went on the record. I might be one of the smallest guys in the world." I applaud the honesty, but I don't get why he said it. I guess it just stops any of his past conquests from speaking out if he said it first?
18 Shia LaBeouf - Not Extremely Well Endowed
At this point, Shia LaBeouf is more well known for his outrageous stunts and comments than he is for his actual career as an actor. So it is really not at all surprising that Shia LaBeouf made some comments about his own genitalia. He was talking about losing his virginity and got into some great detail when it came to positioning and how things did not work out for the best since he apparently has a small member: "I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a movie…[I] put her at a weird angle, where I couldn’t get in correctly. I’m not extremely well-endowed…and clearly this wasn’t the move.” I'm not sure why it was necessary to add that size comment to the story, but I guess he felt comfortable sharing?
17 Colin Farrell - Too Big For A Nude Scene
Colin Farrell made headlines for his nude scenes in the movie Alexander. This means that he ended up discussing it a lot when promoting the movie and subsequent times after. When talking about the prevalence of male nudity in cinema, Colin Farrell discussed how the opinions on male nudity are unfairly designed by magazine editors and powerful people in the media and went off on a very genitalia-specific tangent: "I know the reason that it was cut out was that it just wasn't right. It was nothing, but that it's a beautiful, gentle moment and a f**king large c**k with huge balls, it is just f**king jarring." Wow. okay, so I guess he has too much going on down there to be socially accepted. That poor thing.
16 John Mayer - Worried About How Dark It Is
John Mayer is the worst/best at interviews. He is almost always saying something cringeworthy and his words often straddle the line between entertaining and uncomfortable. I feel like he is always talking about sex, so it really isn't shocking for him to go on and on about his own genitalia. In fact, I would be shocked if he didn't do that. John Mayer has said, "I'm not worried about how small my penis is." I'm worried about how dark it is. I have a Dominican penis. My penis hit six home runs last year; my penis wears shoes without socks." So I guess this means that John Mayer and/or his penis are racist. That was such a weird and unnecessary thing to share.
15 Pete Wentz - Doesn't Find It Attractive
Pete Wentz was pretty infamous back in the day for his pics of his member. So it's kind of surprising to me that he of all people doesn't get the point of looking at a penis. It just seems a little off base, if you ask me. When talking about the appeal of a man's genitalia, Pete Wentz said, "Honestly, I’m not a real big fan of penises. Like my own, whenever I look at it, I just don’t find anything attractive about it. I can’t believe girls are into it. It blows my mind a little bit." Welp, that's a little weird since you broadcast pics of your own but okay sir.
14 The Game - Too Big For Instagram
The Game made headlines when he posted some Instagram pics wearing some super tight boxer briefs. Nothing was showing, but there was also not much left to the imagination. It was so obvious that the rapper has a giant weiner. Apparently, the people who run Instagram were not happy about the pics and took them down. The Game (and all of his Instagram followers) were pretty disappointed when this happened and he went off, "Yo Daddy Just Wasn't Packin So Genetically Your Life F**ked Up," the rapper wrote, before joking, "My Daddy Was A Dragon Slayer Out Here And It Got Passed Down To Me. My Grandaddy Was A Sea Monster Killer. It Runs In The Family." No matter what happens, The Game is the real winner here. With something that size, there is no way he wouldn't be winning at life.
13 Kanye West - Too Large For A Photo
Kanye West has been referred to as "cocky" plenty of times, but apparently this word has a double meaning when it comes to describing the rapper. His pics (sort of leaked), but the whole thing wasn't in the frame. Most people would be relieved, but Kanye West was actually pretty disappointed. He said, "You can't imagine how disappointed I was that got cut off." He also alluded to his song "Runaway" where he rapped "She find pictures in my email/ I sent this girl a picture of my [genitalia]" when he said "I only rap about reality." Kanye is the only one who would be upset that his penis didn't fit in the frame of a photo.
12 Chris Brown - Massive When Flaccid
The internet was buzzing when naked pictures of Chris Brown's member leaked. People were impressed and wanted to know if the photo was definitely of him. During an interview with MTV, Chris Brown confirmed that the penis in question was his and the pic was “definitely sent to a girl.” He further explained the incident by paraphrasing his own lyrics when said, "It was an out the shower shot. It was like ‘hey what’s up’ the ’Look at me Now.' I was alone but I wasn’t even excited.” So obviously Chris Brown is not at all shy about the size of his member even when it isn't excited.
11 Donald Trump - Guarantees No Problems
These days, pretty much every single thing that Donald Trump says and does makes national headlines. And of course, people have been watching him closely at all of the Republican debates. Things seriously got weird when talking about presidential qualifications stopped and the conversation turned to the size of The Donald's penis. Marco Rubio insinuated that his opponent has a problem with the size of his penis. Trump immediately bit back when he said, "Look at those hands, are they small hands? And, he referred to my hands -- 'if they're small, something else must be small.' I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee." It's nice to see that the presidential candidates are truly focused on the issues....
10 Arnold Schwarzenegger - Same Size As Everyone Else
Arnold Schwarzenegger has always seemed like a pretty cocky dude, or is he? Back in the day, the bodybuilder was talking about people's curiosity about his nether region. The interviewer asked if his penis was disproportional to the rest of his body and Arnold had a lot to say about it: "Well, that depends on what you mean by disproportionate. The [penis] isn't a muscle, so it doesn't grow in relation to the shoulders, say, or the pectorals. You can't make it bigger through exercise, that's for sure. Women have told me they're curious about its size--you know, outgoing chicks who're just trying to be outrageous or horny. I hear all kind of lines, including 'Oh, you're hurting me; you're so big.' But it means nothing. Bodybuilders' [penises] are the same size as everyone else's." So is he too big or just like everyone else? That whole rant was both awkward and confusing.
9 Ben Affleck - Looks Better In 3-D
Sure, Gone Girl was a great movie and all, but I feel like more people were talking about the cameo appearance of Ben Affleck's penis during that steamy shower scene. I saw the movie and felt like it was a super quick glance, but people are still talking about it to this day. So what did the star himself have to say about his equipment? Well, apparently he doesn't want anyone's expectations to be too high because he said, "The penis is in there! It costs extra. It's IMAX penis! You've gotta pay fifteen bucks to see it in 3-D. It looks better in 3-D. You should know it was very cold. It was a very cold set. It was freezing. It was subzero." So I guess Affleck is not super impressed with "his" performance in that movie.
8 Justin Bieber - Not As Bad As He Thought
Real talk: Those Justin Bieber penis pics dropped at the perfect time. After a long period of backlash and intense haters, Bieber's career was on the upswing and he was putting out hit after hit. So many people were converted into Beliebers and his pics were a big part of that (pun intended). The paparazzi somehow got a photo of his penis from far away and everyone was impressed, especially since it wasn't even excited in the pic. So what did Justin have to say about it? During an interview with Ellen DeGeneres, Justin said, “The first thing I saw was the censored one and it had, like, the black thing over it. And I was like, ‘Oh, my goodness, I don’t know what this is gonna look like,’ and then it wasn’t as bad as I thought it was gonna be ... It wasn’t as terrible." Well, Justin might not be super impressed, but the rest of the world definitely was.
7 Shaq - Showed It Off On Live TV
Shaq is larger than life, so it only makes sense for people to be curious about whether that is true when it comes to all areas of his body. During an episode of Watch What Happens Live, host Andy Cohen was playing a game of Plead the Fifth with the NBA legend and he really went in with the final question. Andy said, "Your shoe size is 23. How big is your [penis]?" And Shaq didn't even have to say a word, but he made things really clear when he took his shoe off of his foot and put it against his thigh, indicating that it really is that big.
6 Rob Kardashian - It Doesn't Look Well With Weight Gain
I feel so bad for Rob Kardashian. The poor dude has really taken a beating from the press and from internet users because of his weight gain and it has really been getting to him. Aside from other negative effects, Rob feels like the excessive weight makes his penis look small in comparison. Sadly, Rob said, "Every time I hop in the shower and see myself naked, I cry because my penis looks so small now! The upside is, every time you lose 10 pounds, you gain an inch on your penis.” So at least he has a sense of humor about things. Now that Rob has been losing some weight, I hope that his inch gain theory is holding up.
5 Tommy Lee - The Stuff of Legends
It is no secret that Tommy Lee has a giant penis. In fact it is the stuff of legends. His sex tape with Pamela Anderson put his member on the map and it has been iconic ever since. So did Tommy Lee always know that he was larger than most people? Well, not exactly. He revealed how he knew he had a bigger penis than the average: "Probably when I started [messing] around with [adult] stars. 'Cause they see a lot of [penis]. That's their job, right? So they see a lot. And then you hear from a girl, 'F**k! You've got a huge [penis]!' You're like, 'Wow, right on! Really? Compared to what?' And then you realize: compared to all kinds of [penises]!"
4 Channing Tatum - Recovered From Burn
While on a freezing cold movie set, Channing Tatum got in a weird accident getting some boiling hot water on his crotch area. And it was not a minor incident. Apparently it just "kept burning for 20 or 30 minutes" and he was taken away in an ambulance. Tatum said, "I didn't have skin on my penis. It oddly didn't scar. It's a resilient place down there. It healed pretty quick." He had to keep it wrapped in bandages except for when he had to urinate and he described the experience: "I'm peeing and my shriveled burnt penis…I was like, ‘Why god?! Why did you do this to me?'" Well, I never thought Channing Tatum would describe his penis as "shriveled," but thankfully this description is not always accurate.
3 Brody Jenner - Has A Durable One
Brody Jenner has talked quite the game when it comes to his sexual experiences. From threesomes, to foursomes, to even fivesomes, this dude has really done it all so I imagine that his penis has been through quite a lot. So what has Brody said about his penis? Well, the dude has said quite a lot about his own member, but it definitely makes sense that he remarked, "My penis is pretty durable because I've done a lot of positions and I've never broken it. And I don't want to either." Well, look at him. He is quite the survivor isn't he? A true inspiration to men everywhere.
2 Jerry O'Connell - It Depends On The Weather
Jerry O'Connell was not happy with the portrayal of his penis in the movie Piranha 3D. I never saw this movie, but apparently it gets bitten off in the film. Sounds like captivating stuff, but anyway... Jerry O'Connell said, “We shot the film at Lake Havasu. Which is a manmade lake that the Colorado River runs into. The water’s like 60 degrees. That’s, like, really cold. So any images of my penis that have been captured, well, it’s freezing water. It’s not my best light. It’s not my best angle. If it had been humid, you would see it differently.” Blaming size on the temperature/weather is such a classic move, but I guess I don't blame him for defending such a vital body part.
1 Ryan Reynolds - It Looks Great Thanks To Makeup
No matter your sexual preference, you cannot deny that Ryan Reynolds is pretty much a perfect specimen when it comes to humans. The man is incredibly good looking: hair, face, and body on point. So what about one of the most crucial body parts? Well, if you were one of the few people who didn't see his movie Deadpool, you definitely missed out because not only is it a good movie, but you also get to see his penis. And Ryan was asked about it a lot in interviews and managed to be pretty humble about it and gave a shout out to his makeup artist when he said, "He's a genius and he made my penis look perfect. I'm very grateful." Talk about modesty.