Henry Louis Mencken said, "Life without sex might be safer, but it would be unbearably dull." When poor decision-making skills are combined with one of humankind's most primal desires, life certainly won't be dull. Then again, how could life be dull if you're dead?
While sex is regarded by most as a good thing, if not the BEST thing in the entire world, there have been a number of instances throughout history that might prove otherwise. Like anything else, sex often isn’t without incident. In fact, in the extreme cases you are about to read, it has gone horribly wrong. When people set out to have a good time, they might be blinded by the excitement of the expected result, rather than the consequences of the dangerous methods they use to achieve it. However, these unfortunate cases were not a result of any old kind of sex; they happened under bizarre and often extreme circumstances.
After you read these tales of a good time gone bad, really bad, you just might think twice before you pull out those electric nipple clamps or swallow a whole bottle of Viagra at once. They say too much of a good thing can kill you, and these 11 tales of sex gone wrong would indeed support that argument.
11 The Zombie
Miracles really do happen, some weirder than others. A call girl by the name 'MaNdlo' was getting down and dirty with a client when she suddenly collapsed, and wouldn't wake up. When the authorities arrived to the room of the Manor Hotel in Bulawayo, Zimbabwe they checked the girl and assumed that she had died. The weird part what happened next; when she was being laid into the coffin, she suddenly woke up screaming “You want to kill me, you want to kill me." The people that were gathered around were suddenly thrown into a frenzy, running away in all different directions. Apparently when authorities checked to see if the girl was dead, she was just cold. And as for her client? He apparently snuck away during all the commotion.
10 When Sparks Fly
9 The Lion Eats Tonight
8 An Extreme Game of Hangman
6 Piano Man
5 A Deadly Threesome
4 The Straw Doll
3 Loving on the Edge
2 The Heat of the Moment
1 Double Trouble
A Japanese couple had been together for 14 years before they worked up the nerve to consummate their marriage. Sachi and Tomio Hidaka were both very sexually repressed 34-year-olds. When they went to lose their virginity to each other on their wedding night, they were both so overcome by the new sensations that they each died of a heart attack simultaneously. While it may not be as romantic as the ending of "The Notebook" when the two main characters die at the same time, at least the Hidaka's didn't ever have to live without each other.
Sources: weirdworm.com, inquisitr.com, inquisitr.com, complex.com, huffingtonpost.com, shortnews.com, wisn.com, nytimes.com, thesun.co.uk, cbsnews.com
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