There's only one thing in the entire world better than going out with a hot woman, and that's going out with a woman that is hot and rich. One trait sort of adds to the other if you know what I mean. These 15 women that appeared on Real Housewives sure do fit the bill. Of course, a lot of them are married, but they can afford good divorce lawyers- we're sure about that.
There is one negative, though; since all of these women have appeared on Real Housewives, we're pretty sure they're either crazy, damaged in some way or both. Why else would they be on reality TV in the first place? Of course, to a certain kind of guy, the crazy factor just adds to that whole hot and rich thing.
Here's our list of the 15 Hottest Real Housewives. They come from every show and across all of the different seasons. Some became big stars because of Real Housewives and others are pretty obscure. But they all have one thing in common. They look good in expensive bikinis and evening gowns.
15 Adriana de Moura
Adriana, star of Real Housewives of Miami, is a total mess. Of course, when you combine that and the fact that she is rich and hot, it means that she is obviously totally attractive. Right? She yells a lot, says she is an art dealer (sure you are, Adriana) and there have been rumors that her husband is gay. What's not to like?
14 Alex Mccord
Alex is a member of Real Housewives of New York City and while definitely hot, she is also a bit on the nutty side, as many of them are. She was perfect for the show, as she was totally clueless and came up with some great nasty quotes.
13 Lydia McLaughlin
Lydia is somewhat of a "butterface," but she still has a certain something (other than being ridiculously rich, that is) that makes her hot. She was only on Real Housewives Of Orange County for one season, but she still made her mark. Her best moment was a long fight with Slade and Gretchen about whether or not it was a compliment for Slade to tell Lydia to go eat a cheeseburger.
12 Heather Dubrow
Heather is also from Real Housewives Orange County. She is a successful actress of sorts and is married to a ridiculously rich plastic surgeon. She bounces back and forth between seeming cool and seeming totally psycho. She is getting up there in years, but still has that MILF thing going on.
11 Tamra Barney
Tamra is always in the middle of something and always fighting with someone. There is no doubt that Tamra's mind is not running on all cylinders. I mean, sure, she's made a lot of money, but is it worth airing all your craziness for the world to see? Apparently Tamra thinks so. Oh yeah. But anyway, Tamra...you still look pretty hot, and we honestly can't tell how much work you've had done. Promise.
10 Dina Manzo
Dina appeared on Real Housewives New Jersey, which may have made her appear a little hotter than she really is, because let's be honest, most of those women are scary. She was off the show for a while (in theory to protect her daughter's privacy) but came back to the show for a season. Word is she won't be back for season 7.
9 Sheree Whitfield
Sheree is from Real Housewives of Atlanta. She is undeniably hot, and as most of these women are, undeniably a bit insane as well. Her biggest claim to fame was having a fashion show for her new brand "She by Sheree" that didn't actually feature any clothing. When you're rich and hot though, sometimes people don't let you know you're making a fool of yourself.
8 Aviva Drescher
Aviva is from the series Real Housewives of New York. She is gorgeous, blonde, and very classy- until she opens her mouth, of course. Aviva was in theory fired from the show but there have been rumors of her return. That's fine by us as some of her fights with the other women are classic.
7 Cynthia Bailey
Cynthia was on the Real Housewives of Atlanta for a few years but never really found her stride. She always seemed like she was trying too hard to be relevant or to start a fight with someone. Which is all kind of too bad because she sure was pretty fabulous to look at. Hot isn't enough for Real Housewives fame- you have to be crazy too.
6 Kyle Richards
Kyle is a star of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She's an actress who got her start as a child in the show Little House on the Prairie. Paris Hilton is her niece. Like many others here, Kyle is in that MILF stage, but she wears it well. Oh yeah- she also seems a little bit crazy.
5 Gretchen Rossi
Gretchen, one of the stars of Real Housewives Orange County, is very hard to figure out. First, she came to the show by being involved with a much older man who was dying, which makes her seem manipulative and scheming. But then she returned to the show with Slade, who seemed to be manipulating her. For those unaware, Slade is rather broke, is always in trouble for not paying child support, and has banged at least three housewives over the years that we know of. Their wedding keeps getting delayed because they are "busy with other projects." Yeah, okay. Sure. Anyway, Gretchen, you're hot and that's all that matters.
4 Kelly Killoren
Kelly is an absolute knockout. She was a supermodel for years, before becoming a New York socialite. She also has a jewelry line and is an author. She was on Real Housewives for a few years and basically just fought with everyone, showing once again that rich and hot often equals crazy.
3 Alexis Bellino
Some of you may find it odd that Alexis, star of Real Housewives Orange County, comes in so high on this list, but objectively, she is about as hot as they come. Alexis was always rather pitiful on the show. She often felt picked on, and she just didn't fit in. Maybe because she was a rich chick in a bikini always talking about Jesus. Tamra said it best when she said to Alexis on a reunion show "You're psychotic Jesus Jugs." We don't care though, Alexis, you can be as crazy as you want. Just keep hitting the gym because you look great in a bikini.
2 Joyce Giraud de Ohoven
Joyce is one of the stars of Real Housewives Beverly Hills, and while the knock on most of these women is that they are too crazy, with Joyce it is that she is too boring. She tries hard, but she never really seems to get it going. Joyce was Miss Puerto Rico, was runner-up as Miss Universe, was a well known supermodel, and was in episodes of Baywatch. So I guess what we're saying is, that whole boring thing is okay, as long as you look as hot as Joyce does.
1 Joanna Krupa
Someone has to be the hottest Real Housewife and we are going to have to go with Joanna Krupa. Her being so hot is a bit ironic as she often talks on Real Housewives of Miami about how her husband doesn't want to have sex with her. Really? Come on man! Joanna has appeared in numerous magazines, and has even been on the cover of Playboy a couple of times. She doesn't even seem all that crazy, so Joanna, you are number 1 on the Top 15 Hottest Real Housewives.