15 Talentless Celebs Who Could Be Pole Dancers If Their Careers Fail

Being outrageously good looking isn’t a prerequisite for becoming famous in modern society, but it certainly helps. If you happen to be gorgeous and love taking your clothes off, people aren’t even going to care what else it is you’re doing with your life so long as you keep looking great and dressing down while you do it. More than a few celebrities have caught on to this fact and started posting pictures of themselves practically naked on their social media sites in order to garner attention. Fans might not always be aware of what the celeb is up to these days, in relation to whether they’re promoting an album, or a movie, or a new TV show, but we do notice what these ladies are wearing—or rather, what they aren’t wearing.

We’re not saying these women are necessarily untalented at what they do. Some of the greatest pop stars in the world have made their art in varied states of undress, and that might have even been a part of what made their art so easily palatable. However, we are saying that if these women decided to quit their day jobs, they’d definitely have a backup career ready for them with stripping. They already take their clothes off and share their bodies with the world on a daily basis anyway, so why not just take away the pretense and take to the poles? If you want a list of male celebs who could be strippers, Magic Mike already exists, and we don’t feel any need to share that film's cast list with you. If you’re looking for female celebs who have a hint of exhibitionist in them, keep reading, and learn which 12 celebrities we think would make fantastic strippers.

12 Britney Spears

11 Madonna

10 The Bella Twins


9 Audrina Patridge

8 Iggy Azalea

7 Lindsay Lohan

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6 Amber Rose

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5 Blac Chyna

Blac Chyna is one of the best friends of Amber Rose, and as such has a very similar story of how she became famous. Chyna was a model who appeared in small roles for a series of hip hop music videos before getting noticed and name-dropped by rappers like Drake and Tyga, thereby becoming a star in her own right. One song that earned her such a name drop was 2 Chainz and Nicki Minaj’s “I Luv Dem Strippers,” which is appropriate since she met Tyga while working as a stripper in Miami. Despite leaving stripping behind to run a makeup and beauty product empire, Blac Chyna continues posting pictures of herself in skin-tight and revealing outfits to Instagram, and it would be hard to deny the photos are far more popular than the eyelash extensions she sells. Blac Chyna recently announced she was pregnant with her second child, her first with boyfriend Robert Kardashian. Some families might take this as a sign to slow down, but considering the Kardashian family’s reputation, this could actually be a sign Chyna will start stripping shortly after giving birth.

4 Kylie Jenner

3 Kendall Jenner

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2 Kim Kardashian

1 Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus went from a virginal pop princess to a lewd adult-themed pro-drug ad so quickly it’s almost amazing she didn’t take a quick detour as a stripper in between. In fact, if she weren’t famous and rich enough to have shed her childhood image so succinctly as she did in the video for “Wrecking Ball,” there’s a good chance she would have, since the video wasn’t far from a striptease. After years of appearing under so much pretense she literally was known by a different name for the first few years of her career, Cyrus made her re-debut into the music scene as a confident adult, and she was wearing next to nothing while she did so. That song and album were obviously huge hits, but Cyrus has been struggling creatively since. If her spiral continues, maybe it won’t be too long until she finally gives up and lives out her true dream as a stripper…or at least uses stripping to bring herself back to the top.

Sources: Wikipedia

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