Everyone deserves a vacation, and that goes for Kim Kardashian too. And guess what? Just in case you don't have a news feed (or the Internet, for that matter), Kim K. is on vacay right now in Mexico, baring all for the world to see. Sure it might seem like she does not do a whole lot, but even not doing much the way that she does it has to be pretty tiring from time to time. So what does Kim do when she gets tired of not doing much of anything at home? Well, she does the same thing all over the world but on vacation! Both in her private life and on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim gets around. She has been all over the world, from exotic locations such as Bora Bora, to places in America like Montana, where no one would ever expect to see any Kardashian, let alone Kim.
But while for most of us a vacation is supposed to be relaxing, for Kim I would say, ehhh, not so much. Is it really a vacation if you are followed around all the time by photographers? Not that she seems to mind a whole lot; Kim seems to have never met a camera that she does not like, and whatever you might think about her, she gets that being famous is what she is famous for.
So that means that fans of Kim get to see a lot of really hot photos of her in locations all over the world. It also means that people that don't like Kim have to see photos of her in locations over the world. Whichever side of the fence you are on, whether you love her, or you love to hate her, we have you covered. Here are 14 ridiculously hot photos of Kim Kardashian on vacation.
14 Las Vegas
Vegas is a place that Kim goes to fairly often, as you might imagine. Whatever you think of the scene there, the fact of the matter is that there is one. And we all know, where there is a scene, there you will find Kim. One of the latest times she was there was for her 34th birthday party where: "The birthday girl wowed in a tight-fitted white dress for her special night out, showing off plenty of skin and cleavage on the red carpet. She accessorized with black heels, diamond earrings, and slicked back her dark locks." I probably would not have put it quite that way, but I do have to admit she can look pretty smoking sometimes. That is the thing, even many Kim haters would admit they find her pretty hot if they were hooked up to a lie detector.
If you happen to be chilling out in Montana doing your thing, probably pretty much the last thing you would expect to see would be Kim Kardashian and her sisters tooling around. And even if for some reason you did expect to see them there, you probably would not expect them to wind up hitting some black ice and driving into a ditch. Actually, I take that second part back. I live in Maine and if Kim were here in the winter time I would pretty much totally expect her to drive her car into a ditch. Anyway, Kim went to Montana and was in the back seat of a car that her sister drove into a ditch after hitting some black ice. Kim, seriously, go back to Bora Bora or something. Montana is so not your scene- not even a little bit.
There are certainly not many more exotic locations in the world than Thailand, not many people from America make it over there in their lifetime. But guess what? Kim has been there. She went to an orphanage while she was there and fell for a child so badly that she claimed she wanted to adopt her. Sorry Kim, she said no, saying: "'Everyone wants to have a different or a better life, I suppose. But when I thought about it I realized it wouldn't be good for me, because I would have to leave so much behind. I wasn't ready for that." Good job on that. Who would want to live with Kanye? I would take an orphanage any time over that. Kim apparently thinks adopting is like picking out a puppy, but at least her heart was in the right place.
Recently when Kim was pregnant she and her family shuffled off to Greece for a quick little vacation. Like everything else that her family does, it was not cheap; this vacation was one that cost them $40,000 a week. According to celebuzz "The family’s exclusive hideaway boasts three gorgeous villas (Turquoise Misha, Coral and Emerald) on the property located in Aleomandra Bay and comes with only A-list amenities. Each private home has its own entrance, parking area, pool, BBQ, and guest studio and private beachfront (even cleaning and cooking services!)." Well, I have to say that does not sound so bad, except for the fact that you would have to hang out with a whole bunch of Kardashians. And who wants to do that? Other than Kanye. Probably because they're the only ones who will hang out with him.
10 Bora Bora
Kim and the rest of the crew once spent some time on the beautiful island of Bora Bora, a place so nice they apparently had to name it twice. Speaking of nice, that was one thing that Kim's marriage to Kris Humphries was not. According to a source: “Kris says that Kim’s reality shows are a total sham. He doesn’t think there is anything real about the shows at all. Kris thinks that Khloe is truly the only authentic one among the Kardashian sisters,” Ummm wait...so Kris you are telling me that you think Kim Kardashian might be fake? Really? Did you have to get married to her to figure this out? One thing for sure is that being a private detective will probably not be something that is in Kris Humphries' future.
If you ever wondered what gives Kim that dose of her exotic looks, well, she has an Armenian heritage. That did not mean that she had ever been to Armenia though, but recently she went there for the first time. The reasoning behind the trip was to get in touch with her Armenian roots, and also to get some good ratings for the good old reality show, of course. Here sister Khloe did some tweeting about the trip:"Armenia!!!! We're here!!!! (I wish there was an orange heart emoji so I can show the colors of the Armenian flag but the yellow heart will do for now," she captioned one picture. Yeah we get it, you guys are "oh so Armenian." I am sure that you and the citizens of that land have a ton in common.
Kim has been to London a few times; recently she was there for a Vogue event. How did she look you might ask? Well according to this "Kim's hourglass figure and newly-trim waist were the focal point of the flattering dress, as the raven haired beauty displayed her recent weight loss. The reality star recently revealed she is back to her pre-baby weight of 135.8lbs, just five months after welcoming her second child Saint, and has been making the most of every opportunity to show it off."
You know, it never really occurred to me to try and guess how much Kim weighed, but I have to say, if I were forced to guess, 135 would have been way on the low end. No offense Kim, just saying- you always look fabulous to me.
7 Dominican Republic
Speaking of looking fabulous, Kim looked pretty banging when she went to the Dominican Republic. There is something about curves, that makes a woman that can pull them off all the more hotter. Say what you want about Kim Kardashian, and believe me, there a lot of things that I would like to say too, but if you like a certain type, and a lot of guys do, she is pretty much at the top of that list. Of course, if you don't like a certain type, you are probably going to be wondering what all the fuss is about. What does this have to do with the Dominican Republic? Not much, except a lot of the women that are considered the hottest from down that way tend to be pretty curvy just like our girl Kim Kardashian.
This one is an oldie but a goodie. Nothing like hanging out in Paris with a chick named Paris Hilton. These two used to be tight, but hey, things change. Remember when Paris said: "I would not want [Kim's butt] — it's gross … It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag." Now that was savage. The two have mellowed as of late, for example check out this quote: "[Kim and Kanye] are the perfect couple … She's always wanted to have a family so I'm really happy for her." Awww, can't you feel the love? Just like you can feel the love in this photo of these two partying down in Paris. Although I am not quite sure if that is love, or if it is some pretty extreme intoxication that is causing that expression on Kim's face. Considering when this was taken, I would guess the latter.
Is getting married in Florence, Italy a vacation? Not when you are Kim Kardashian and you are getting married to Kanye West. There is nothing that sounds much like a vacation about any of that; in all honestly that sounds like a job, and a pretty difficult one too. Alright now, let's be serious for a second: is there any chance at all, and I do mean that literally, that these two are going to be kicking it together as man and wife when they are old? Do you really think that these two love each other, or is it just that they are both so famous, and both so crazy, that right at this one moment in time they are the only two people that they think could understand each other? I am not a gambling man (okay, actually I am) but I would bet pretty much any amount of money that these two are not going to be together when they are senior citizens.
4 St. Barts
Another in the long line of Kardashian family vacations was at the lovely, and expensive, tropical island of St. Barts. Say what you want about Kim, but who else would rock a string bikini when she was 5-months pregnant? And of all the people that would rock something like that, who could actually pull it off as well as Kim did here? Well, you might be able to find someone somewhere that could look as confident and as awesome as Kim did on this vacation when they were 5 months pregnant, but I tend to doubt it. This is exactly why people both hate and love Kim Kardashian, and the whole rest of her clan. How can someone be so irritating and look so awful in one photo, and then look so glamorous and classy even while being pregnant and rocking a bikini?
Here is Kim in Hawaii, looking much less than a glamorous celebrity, and much more like a suburban mom who has spent too much time in Wendy's. Why was she in Hawaii? Well, according to this: "Kanye West organised a birthday surprise for Kim Kardashian- a romantic trip to Hawaii. Of course, Kim couldn't resist sharing a scenic holiday snap with her Twitter followers along with the caption: 'Good morning #BdaySurpriseGettaway.' Later that day the E! star confirmed she was indeed in the tropical paradise of "#Hawaii." I don't know if that is actually a confirmation. Could that be admitted in court? If you use a hashtag and then put the name of a place after it, does that really mean you are there. So many questions.
2 New York
Now if you were a Kardashian, in particular Kim Kardashian, what city would be one of the places that you went and chilled out in the most? If you said New York City, then you would probably be right. Of course you remember Kourtney and Kim Take New York, right? If you do not remember it, don't worry, you are not alone; it only lasted for a few years, and made Keeping Up With the Kardashians look like Gone With the Wind in comparison. That show was awful! But hey, what do you expect? It was about Kim Kardashian tooling around in New York, which is the type of thing that I would probably watch for about ten seconds if I saw it in real life, and would not sit down and watch on TV at all.
Miami is a place that Kim Kardashian has gone quite often, and if that surprises you, then you have not been paying attention. It is known to have a crazy party scene, is full of money, but is also still a little bit tacky. Does it sound like I am describing someone that you know? She was just there recently; right after she and Kanye were in Iceland they went to Miami for the wedding of nightclub owner David Grutman and his wife Isabela Rangel. I wonder how often Kim and Kanye get invited to weddings? That must really be a lot of pressure, asking them and wondering if they will come or not. When you think about it, you would find out if you were on the In list or the Out list, just for that one thing. One person who is always In, no matter what scene it is, and what city or country she is in, is Kim Kardashian.