When it comes to thinking about the different types of hot women out there, a lot of things come to mind. A lot of guys like blondes, some like brunettes, some guys are driven crazy by women that are Asian, and some like women that are a bit ethnic looking. One thing that guys don't usually say is "Jewish women are hot". To be honest you don't usually hear guys say Jewish women are not hot either, it is just something that most men don't seem to think about when it comes to hot ladies.
Well I am here to tell you that might be a mistake. I have scoured the web for the hottest Jewish women in the world, and I have to say that what I found might surprise you, I certainly know that it surprised me. Some of these women you already knew were hot - you just did not know that they were Jewish. Some others on this list you may not have ever heard of, but know that now that you have you are going to be thinking about them for a long time. In fact, you're going to be thinking about just how hot all of these women are for a very long time. And you probably won't remember that they're Jewish, left or right-handed or are even from this planet; they are that hot.
And why is that? Because these Jewish girls are crazy, smoking hot. I was born an Irish Catholic (Hey, don't hold it against me, I haven't thought a whole lot about religion since I was 5 years old) but I have to say, after checking out this list I might be thinking of converting. Just don't tell my mom, whatever you do. Anyway, here are 15 of the hottest women you didn't know were Jewish.
15 Bar Paly
Let's start off with Bar Paly, shall we? Why would we start with her you might ask? Well let's see, I don't know. Let me think...well, she is Jewish and she is also absolutely ridiculously smokin' hot. If you take a quick look (or a really long one) at her photo, I probably do not have to explain that she is a model. She was born in Russia, and moved to Israel when she was just 7 years old. Like most women that model and are totally hot she also dabbles a bit in acting and has appeared in How I Met Your Mother and Roman Coppola’s A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III. Most of the time she just makes her living being hot. She is married to a doctor who I am sure is either envied or hated by all of his friends.
14 Bar Refaeli
13 Scarlett Johansson
12 Emmy Rossum
Most of you know Emmy from being that totally hot chick that was in the movie Phantom of the Opera, but she has had a very long career and has appeared in many other movies as well. But the keys to being on this list are not one's career, but the words "hot" and "Jewish", and Emily has both of those things pretty much down cold. She also is a singer, and has put out a few successful albums. Speaking of singers she was dating the lead singer of the Counting Crows, Adam Duritz, for a while. Adam is not hot, not even a little bit. What is it about that guy? It seems every time one turns around he is dating someone that is way out of his league. When it comes to Emily though, he has a lot of company, as she is out of pretty much anyone's league.
11 Moran Atias
Here is something that you may not know, Moran is really hot. She was born in Israel, where she once wanted to join the Israeli army, but she couldn't do so because she had meningitis when she was 17 years old. So this seemed to work out for everyone, because instead of fighting in an army we all get to see how hot she is. Well, I guess it did not work out for the Israeli soldiers she would have been fighting with. She has been in a few movies and is on the cast of the show Tyrant which is on the FX network. She also does a fair amount of humanitarian work. But hey, let's get back to what is important, and get away from all these boring details. Moran is an incredibly beautiful woman, which is why she makes this list. Well, that and the whole Jewish thing, of course.
10 Dianna Agron
9 Yael Bar Zohar
All right, we have to say that as hot as these other women are so far on this list, Yael really is upping the ante a bit. The other women need to step up their games. She was born in Tel Aviv, Israel and started modeling at age 15 when she started wearing bathing suits and also filmed a commercial. While most of the other women on this list, even ones that are originally from Israel, moved away for their careers, Yael has stayed at home, and is married to an Israeli actor. We have to assume that Yael is absolutely the hottest woman in Israel. If you know of anyone hotter that still lives there I would ask that you prove it to me by sending photos of her to my email. And if you could do that as soon as possible I would greatly appreciate it.
8 Alona Tal
Alona is an actress from Israel who is best known for her roles in Veronica Mars and Supernatural. Do you you recall in a previous entry where I said that Morian Atias was going to be in the Israeli army but could not get in because of a medical condition? Well Alona actually was in the Israeli army. All right, she is hot and also a BAMF. She has my utmost respect. She started off in Israel doing a commercial for a laundry detergent, then got a role in a movie and a couple of TV shows before moving to New York City in search of her big break which she got when she landed a role on Veronica Mars. Alona is another of the women on this list who are not only gorgeous and sexy, but seem tough as nails as well. Speaking for all men, we approve.
7 Kat Dennings
We like Kat Dennings. She is hot, but yet she seems kind of normal. Her measurements are 40-27-34, and we like that as well. If you skimmed over that, go back and read it slowly. Kat likes manga, cheese, and baby animals. Are you in love yet? I know that I am. She was raised in Pennsylvania, and was home-schooled. Her family is Jewish, which should probably go without mentioning at this point, but hey, sometimes you really have to spell it out for people. Some of the many movies she has appeared in include The 40-year-old Virgin, The House Bunny, Big Momma's House 2 and Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist. She has said that "Judaism is an important part of my history, but, as a whole, religion is not a part of my life." Well Kat, you are an important part of all of our lives. Don't go changin'."
6 Esti Ginzburg
Let's get away from Hollywood and back into Israel shall we? Esti is a very successful model from Israel. She has modeled in international campaigns for brands like Tommy Hilfiger, Burberry, FCUK, Pull and Bear, and Castro. She was also featured in the 2009, 2010, and 2011 editions of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. She also was in the Israeli army and said "Military service is part of the things I personally believe in." This is a good thing, as most of us would love to see her in a military uniform. Or any uniform really; we aren't picky. Her father is an architect and her grandfather was one of the people responsible for designing Zahala. She started modeling at the age of 8 and by the time she was 14 years old she had signed a contract with Elite, which is one of the top modeling agencies in the world, which of course makes sense as Esti is gorgeous.
5 Emmanuelle Chriqui
While she has been in many things, Emmanuelle is best known as the girl that hangs with E on the show Entourage. She was born in Montreal, but her parents are both from Morocco, and practicing Jews. She has relatives in Israel. She started acting as a 10-year-old in a McDonald's commercial and has been in numerous music videos. If you doubt her cool quotient at all, she also was the voice of Cheetara in the 2011 cartoon, ThunderCats. Emmanuelle is totally gorgeous, there is no doubt about that, and her body is completely amazing as well. I was unable to find any personal information on Emmanuelle, which leads me to believe she is probably single and waiting for my call. This list is messing with my mind. I have gone from not thinking about Jewish women at all, to pretty much thinking about nothing but Jewish women.
4 Elizabeth Banks
3 Michelle Trachtenberg
Most of us know Michelle from her role on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, as Buffy's little sister Dawn Summers, but she has been in numerous movies. Speaking of Buffy, Sarah Michelle Gellar is also of the Jewish descent, and I thought long and hard about putting her on this list. Sadly, she didn't quite make the cut, although she will always be cool in my book. She was born in New York City, with both of her parents being Jewish. Her grandparents live in Israel. Like many others on this list, she started as a child actor, and first appeared in a commercial for laundry detergent when she was 3 years old. Michelle speaks fluent Russian, and celebrates both Christmas and Hanukkah. I feel a little odd saying this about someone I first saw portraying the very young Dawn Summers, but Michelle is absolutely gorgeous.
2 Mila Kunis
1 Natalie Portman
Who else would be number one on this list other than Natalie Portman? Well, okay maybe some others had a shot, but not much of one. She attended a Jewish Elementary school as a child, where she learned how to speak Hebrew as well as English. She was born in Jerusalem which is in Israel, of course, and has said that even though she "really loves the States... my heart's in Jerusalem. That's where I feel at home." Natalie is not only gorgeous but brilliant as well. She graduated from Harvard and speaks French, Japanese, German and Arabic. Gorgeous, sexy, motivated, brilliant, talented and also has major geek cred for being in the Star Wars movies. If you are not intimidated at this point then there is something wrong with you. Natalie truly deserves to be at the top of this list, but I bet you might be surprised with how much competition she had.