In today's world, there remains somewhat of a stigma surrounding strip clubs. Despite the entire world being privy to the details of every celebrity's sex life and a nearly infinite amount of free adult videos on the internet, going to a well-lit bar in which young women (or men) remove their clothes is a pastime that remains frowned upon.
The fact of the matter is however, traditional morality can cause people to frown and wave fingers all day but these clubs still exists and still make plenty of money, as do their dancers. There are some that are less than kind to their girls, which is nothing short of a tragedy, but for those legitimate club owners and the girls who freely practice their trade and make their living, we salute you.
Like everything else in life however, not all things are created the same, and of course this applies to strip clubs. Much like regular bars, restaurants, movies and people in general, some are terrible; a few are okay but unremarkable, and some are good. I'd like to do a more accurate breakdown of exactly how many of the clubs out there fall into which category, but I don't have enough single dollar bills. Getting back to the matter at hand, aside from the "terrible", "alright" and "good" categories, there are those rare and elusive strip clubs that are nothing short of life-changing. Here is our list of those wonderful skin bars that should be visited by every man (who likes that sort of thing) before he meets his maker. We've tried to keep a balance between clubs that are awesome overall and those clubs that have a gimmick that makes them essential.
12 2001 Odyssey - Tampa, Florida
11 Acropolis Steakhouse - Portland, Oregon
10 Chez Paree - Montreal, Canada
I had to pick one club from Montreal, because it really is the party capital of the frozen, northern tundra. There are tons to choose from and many have names that are pretty comical, from Club Super Sexe, to Le Chateau du Sexe (literally translates to Sex Castle or Sex Mansion, because the owners are clearly creative geniuses).
9 The Saint Venus Theater - New York
This is an interesting case, because the Saint Venus Theater will not call itself a strip club. Nor will it go by the name of "cabaret" or a burlesque party or anything like that. It is considered a one of a kind event. With that said however, much of what goes on in a normal strip club, goes on in SVT.
8 Tootsie's Cabaret - Miami
If you're an NFL fan, this may be the place for you. Regardless of football fandom however, Tootsie's is a massive club with a few stages and tons of women, so it's guaranteed to be a great time. But more impressive is that Larry Johnson, former running back for the Kansas City Chiefs, has been a part-time DJ at the club for a couple of years now.
7 Seventh Veil - Los Angeles
6 The School House Gentlemen's Club - Neoga, Illinois
5 Seventh Heaven - Tokyo, Japan
4 Crazy Horse III - Las Vegas
Not to state the obvious, but Las Vegas is one of the best places to go to find adult entertainment. In terms of all things sin and nudity, it is pretty much the Holy Land. While it can be easy to get lost in the crowd when every second building seems to be a nude bar, Crazy Horse III stands out from the pack.
It has been voted the best strip club in Vegas a few times (most recently 2015) and offers not only some of the most beautiful women in the city, but also an impressive spread of food and drink. They offer not only the usual beer and wings bar food, but also an impressive sushi menu. This is the best place to go in Vegas if you want to hold a bachelor party and if you needed any more icing on that cake, they offer free limo rides to the door (also allowing one's group to skip the line).
3 Nymphas Show Bar - Israel
Because there is no justice in the world, this club has closed down. But it has an interesting story nonetheless, and according to those who have seen it, it is perfectly intact and could open again. Nymphas is an underwater strip club just off the coast of Eilat, in the southern part of Israel in the Gulf of Aqaba.
2 Clermont Lounge - Atlanta, Georgia
1 Club Cabare't - Creve Coeur, Illinois
Like quite a few of the establishments on this list, Club Cabare't is more than just a strip club. They boast a hundred women and a decent selection of beer and spirits, obviously, but a lot more. They are open for breakfast, offer shoe-shining and have women on staff who give neck/shoulder rubs. For women who show up at the club, they can get a manicure and/or pedicure (these are offered to men too, obviously). The club also has a car detailing/wash area, an area designated for cigar purchase/smoking, and a barber/hairstyling area. In short, you can get stuff done, see gorgeous strippers and leave feeling pretty great. This is an impressive place, and while there are a few things that would make it better (shooting range, indoor water park) it is definitely one of those places every man needs to visit once.
Sources: complex.com, dailymail.co.uk
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