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12 Reasons Why Summer Is Tougher For Busty Women

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12 Reasons Why Summer Is Tougher For Busty Women

Summer has always been a problem for bustier women; besides the heat and sweating, there is a lack of clothes, a certain lack of fun and you tend to miss out on a few activities because you risk your boobs doing their own things. Everything from having a bad back, not being able to bend a certain way and having your nipples make a surprise appearance at the most inappropriate of times, is all a risk factor when summer rolls around. The discrimination is so real against the bigger boob society and it is too hard to ignore. Having a bustier chest has several good qualities, however the negatives sometimes outshine the good; for instance, has anyone invented something to combat boob sweat besides the baby powder trick? Can a modest summer dress really be a modest summer dress? Or better yet, can we participate in some damn water sports without the fear of risking our lives by way of drowning? The bustier you are the worse summer becomes, as you lack the appropriate wardrobe, and constantly have to explain why you are not wearing a strapless or backless outfit. Not only do we have more to lose (literally), we also have to defend our reasoning for wearing a crop top that unfortunately ends right underneath our breasts. We’re hopeful that one day someone will get fed up enough to invent a bikini top for bustier women to frolic in as they participate in a vigorous, flirty game of beach volleyball. Until then, here is a list of reasons why summer completely sucks for chicks with bigger boobs.

12. Underboob Sweat

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Picture this; it is ridiculously hot, summer has officially begun and you are sweating from every orifice possible. Where does all that sweat pool? Into your bra and underneath your voluptuous breasts. It then strategically hides itself until the worst possible time to make its appearance; like trying on a top in the changing room, getting hot and heavy with a boy or worst of all, walking down the street while sweat stains slowly appear and spread their way from end to end of your cute summer shirt. What really makes under boob sweat horrible is the fact that you can feel it, but there is not one thing you can do about it until you can get to a safe place and take care of the inconvenience.

11. It Is Impossible To Not Show Cleavage Even In the Modest Of Summer Dresses

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This is the time of year when your favorite stores put some of their cutest dresses on sale for you to indulge in; unfortunately, as quickly as you flock to the sale, is as quickly as you realize that nothing there will look appropriate on you. As high up as the neck-line comes, or as V-neck as it looks, as soon as you drape it over your chest it looks like you are plain popping out from all sides possible. And let’s be honest, the thin material does you no justice because if you tried to modify it by wearing a bra, well you can then see that bra right through the dress.

10. You Want To Wear Less Clothes But You Look Too Provocative

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During that welcoming yet dreaded summer heat, the fewer clothes you wear the better, and on a smaller busted chick that would be no problem, but on a bustier broad that is a challenge. The fewer clothes they wear the more provocative it looks. You run the risk of getting funny stares accompanied by loud whispers and a few giggles; you end up looking too sexual in something as simple and harmless as a trendy crop top or fitted baby tee. The stares you get make for some of the most awkward encounters known to man, and nobody has time for that.

9. Cute Thin Strap Or Strapless Are A Definite No

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This includes dresses, tube tops, bandeau bra tops and anything that does not have a thick enough strap to hold up your heavy top. It is safe to say that almost every busty chick has experienced a thin strap popping off at the most inconvenient of times, or a bandeau top that scrunches up in the back into a tight twist that threatens to pull down the entire top. The thin straps dig into your skin and leaves hideous marks and sore shoulders. Just before the straps pop off, you fearfully watch as the seam begins to tear and impending embarrassment begins to creep up.

8. Every Bra You Own Is A Different Size

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Everyone wants cute bras to show off to those summer hook-ups (like a hot pink or a sexy lace number) but let’s be honest, for women who wear a D Cup and above, they are few and far between. However, when we do find one there is a process in which we go through to make sure that this is not a dream or even worse, that the bra is not incorrectly labelled. Because we have to search high and low for great coverage, our intimates drawer reads like a department store; a different size depending on where we got it, what color it is and how thick the strap is.

7. No Beach Volleyball For You (Someone Might Mistake Your Boobs For The Ball)

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You envy the b**** who can play beach volleyball in a tiny bikini and not have to worry about her top flying off and hitting someone in the eye. You also envy the fact that unlike you, she does not have to play volleyball one handed because the other hand has to hold down her breasts. This is why this sport is one to avoid at all costs; anything that requires jumping around in a bikini and sunglasses is a recipe for disaster and should be avoided at all costs. Yes it is unfortunate, but at least you are saving yourself from utter (and almost certain) embarrassment.

6. Exercising Becomes A Health Hazard

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If one of your smaller busted friends tries to entice you with a fun workout on the beach, your answer should always be “no ma’am”. Let’s face it, not only is running painful for bustier women, but doing it with almost no support is a real hazard. Having to wear 2 (sometimes 3) sports bras to go for a liberating run or participate in any physical activity outside, is an unnecessary risk considering that your body will get over heated from the amount of coverage you need on your boobs alone. Not to mention running in a sports bra does not always hold those suckers in (you might hit yourself in the face).

5. Tanning At The Beach Is Almost Impossible

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Lay down and tan your front, now turn down and tan your back; we dare you. Oh, but wait, do not forget to dig the hole for your boobs to sit in or you will be in a world of pain. You may just have to live with the idea that one side of you will always be more tanned than the other side. Either way you are kind of screwed no matter what option you choose and yes, it is okay to envy those women who can untie their top and lay out for hours; or you can do that funny thing where you prop yourself up with your arms.

4. Good Luck Joining In On Those Water Sports, The Life Jacket Cannot Save you

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Do you ever wonder why you rarely see a bustier woman on a water ski enjoying the wind blowing in her hair? Two reasons; the life jack almost never fits over her boobs and if she decided to go out without a life jacket, she is risking her life and risking embarrassment because her already wonky bathing suit top could very well pop off and disappear into thin air. So keep in mind fellow bustier friends, that water sports may never be your forte but that’s okay because bouncing around in a pool is just as fun and less dangerous.

3. You Cannot Blame People For Staring

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The bigger the breasts the harder and longer the stares and as the heat rises, the less clothes we try to wear and less crap we give when people take it upon themselves to blatantly stare at our chests. It is just too hot and you are just too bothered to care or even react to someone who has no manners. Realistically, how can we blame them? It’s hot, we are wearing fewer clothes and considering we are sweating profusely and not looking our absolute best, it could be taken as a compliment that they are still ogling us like a sweaty piece of meat.

2. The Only Acceptable Time To Not Wear A Bra Is When You Go To Bed At Night (Even That Has Restrictions)

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Ditching the bra is one of the quickest ways to cool down in summer, but unfortunately for women with a bigger bust, it is not an option because we cannot leave our house without the much needed support of a bra. Granted, by this time the bra has lost its wire and is only working at half capacity. But bed time, now that is our time to shine, when you fling that bra off and jump into bed, it is one of the most liberating things. Unless you have company then for lack of a better word, your screwed. Get ready for a hot, uncomfortable sleep.

1. Very Limited Bikini Options

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A bathing suit is a staple for summer; more specifically, a bikini. Unfortunately, for bustier women it is so hard to find a matching bikini top and bottom, they either do not have your bra size or the bottoms are lacking in coverage which means you have to move on. This is one of the reasons why mix and match bikinis exist. You can never go wrong with a solid bottom and colorful top. There is not a lot of range in bikinis and when you do buy a bigger size, you basically have to go to a specialty store and feel like a fish out of water because nothing fits you in the popular stores. This is no way to enjoy a beach-bound summer.

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