In adult oriented cinema, beauty sells. Let's face it, Disney is out to make money and their little princesses are hot as hell. It's not just males who judge a book by its cover, but come on ladies you don't go see a Ryan Gosling or Tom Cruise flick based on the plot, do you? A pretty face or a handsome stoic male lead makes big bucks for Hollywood production companies. We watch Disney flicks as kids or when we are parents. But who among us when watching those films didn't fantasize a little about the characters or about placing ourselves in some of the situations we saw? Disney knows what they are doing. Sure they take a lot of flak from one special interest group or another, but we all still end up watching their films anyway. Why? Because they are visually appealing and we all like fantasies, even as adults. As grown ups we need something to keep us glued to our TV sets, as our kids watch the same movie over and over and over again.
We are not here to judge the impressions that these films have as children. No matter what we watch or see, in some way we all grow up a little screwed up, judgmental and a little mean anyway. So in keeping with human nature, we are going to judge the hotness of all Disney Princesses with some exceptions. Any Disney character under the age of 18 is not here for obvious reasons. There is no Snow White, Pocahontas or Jasmine, as they are all very young teenagers in the Disney films. How can we possibly judge the age? In some cases Disney specifies the ages. In those other cases we have used the Wiki on Disney Princesses as a guide.
The designation of a Princess is based on the Disney definition. Disney splits their female characters into three categories. Princesses, princesses in waiting, and heroines. According to Disney, heroines can never become princesses so they are off the list. As such we include members of the first two categories. Even in the films, these characters aren't all real princesses, but gain that title partially on their ability to lead, sell merchandise and their ability to attract people to their theme parks. Also note the pictures used are artists depictions of what these characters would look like in real life.
12 Elsa - The Snow Queen in Frozen
10 Kida Nedack in Atlantis
9 Tiana in The Princess and The Frog
8 Anna in Frozen
7 Gisele in Enchanted
6 Jane Porter in Tarzan
5 Rapunzel in Tangled
4 Esmarelda in The Hunchback of Notre-Dame
3 Ariel in The Little Mermaid
2 Tinkerbell in Peter Pan and Fairies
1 Megara in Hercules
When you look at her, one song from the disco era comes to mind when describing her and it goes a little something like this: "She's a very kinky girl, The kind you don't take home to mother, She will never let your spirits down Once you get her off the street ... The girl's a super freak".
She also walks around wearing her sexy, one-piece red toga. Even with the big, messy hair, you just don't care because the rest is absolutely perfect.
Sources: Cosmopolitain, Disney Princesses, We Know Memes
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