I guess we're back to talking about romance. You have a date coming up? Let me guess, you want to get her in bed, right? Well, pay attention bromigo. I'm not a ladies man, more over, I have no degree that could give the slightest hint that I'm even qualified to talk to women. Go ahead, check the majors that were available to Georgia Southern University class of 2016. See? There's no major that would contain a class called Intro to Dating or Women 101. American universities don't actually prepare you for the important things one may encounter in the real world. Modern men are on their own, nowadays. What I do have is an accidental set of skills that were shaped, not by merit, but by survival. Girls are complicated predators that can, and will, cataclysmically alter lives. Needless to say, if you decide you want to be brave and hunt one, I have some advice for you. During your stay in the terrifying romantic wilderness, make sure you master these ten skills and you may have a shot at bringing her home. I have labeled this list from ten to one where ten is the least important and one is absolutely necessary. However, don't think you should rule out a skill just because it wasn't deemed important enough compared to the others.
10 Be Punctual
9 Be Audacious
8 Show Ambition
7 Be Honest About Your Views And Your Thoughts
6 Don't Show Off... Be Modest
5 Be "A Little" Jealous
4 Be Charismatic
3 Show Your Intelligence
2 Be Clever
1 Use Humor
You don't have to be a professional comedian to be humorous. Humor is a lost art and a lot of people consider humor to be some kind of resume comedic ability. In reality, having a good sense of humor is more an outlook over anything else. Knock-knock jokes won't get you in bed with anyone, but having the capability to be laid back and laugh at life will make any girl want you. Finding humor in life so that you are seemingly care-free is the most attractive thing to females. Uptight personalities will never bring a girl home, but thinking it's hilarious that she accidentally left her ID at home for the hundredth time or that your tire blew out instead of letting it ruin your night will lead her to admire you. In the words of a close friend of mine, "It's sexy when a guy can't be knocked out of his smile." I will always keep my stance that humor is the number one required trait in turning a girl on, but you definitely need the other nine to get the home-run.
Sources: huffingtonpost.com, psychologytoday.com
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