Being told that you are bad in bed is like a horror story, not to mention embarrassing and eye opening. Sex is a topic that no one wants to look like an amateur at; in fact, the importance of it seems to increase daily as we are bombarded with hyper-sexual media. It comes off as a competition to most people, which may be why so many of us are so bad at it; we want to prove that we can have sex with as many people as possible instead of perfecting our technique with that one special person. The old saying of quality not quantity has never been so untrue unfortunately; society seems to let this concept go over its head. Taking the time to perfect your craft with one person is better than going around and sucking up the universe with your god awful sex techniques. Ultimately, you end up making yourself look like a fool and being left wondering why oh why it didn’t work out this time, last time or the time before that. There are always a few key signs that indicate that someone is flat out horrible at sex; over confidence, not enough confidence, lack of communication, unaware of what is going on around them and so on and so forth. Nobody wants to suck in bed. So, let this list be somewhat of a guide to you and keep you one step ahead of the inevitable scenario that is no good, horrible, very bad sex.
10 You Don’t Try Anything New
9 You Learn All Of Your Moves From Adult Entertainment
8 They Leave In The Middle Of The Night
7 They Have To Yell Instructions At You
6 “Is That It?”
5 Out Of Shape
4 There Is No Orgasm
3 You Don’t Ask What They Like
2 She/He Is Dead Silent
1 You Don’t Value Foreplay
Foreplay makes every sexual experience better; that is why it is always so shocking when people claim they don’t do it. Maybe the lack of this and that is what is making you so bad at sex. Saying no to giving or receiving foreplay definitely makes people question your experience; the idea that you do not know how valuable foreplay can be is astounding and says a lot about your sex game. Think of it this way, if you are constantly saying you don’t do something that starts to translate to I don’t know how, and I am using this as a cop out. No one wants to have a painfully awkward moment like that in bed.
Sources: complex.com, mensfitness.com, cosmopolitan.com
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