A couple of days ago I was at this bar with my buddy, Will. He's talking to a group of sorority girls while I'm downing a bourbon and coke like it was my job. Alright, you got me, it was just straight bourbon. I'm a writer, so I have really no self respect because, for the most part, I think life is boring and liquor makes things a little more exciting... which is why most writers create "fiction" since reality is bland. Anyways, when I first meet someone at a bar or party the first thing I ask them is "what are you drinking?" Why? Good Question! It's how I try and figure someone out. A lot of people look at someone's car or clothes, but I'm all about what's in the glass. The girl goes, "I can't drink tonight, so it's just water." I'm stumped immediately because now I have no way to figure her out. The old phrase is, "you can't judge a book by it's cover." Well, that's because the only way to truly judge someone is by what they are drinking. You can tell a lot about a person by their choice in alcoholic hydration. Personally, I don't trust a person until I drink with them. It's a type of twisted moral code by which I live my life and let me tell you... it has done wonders for my friendships, personal romance and career. Through my experiences I can, in fact, tell a lot about a person by what eight ounce pleasure they are sipping on. In conclusion, this is why when I tackle an article about what a certain type of beverage tells about a woman... I'm pretty confident I'm correct.
10 Red Wine
9 White Wine
8 Sex on the beach
7 Cranberry Vodka
5 Four Loko
3 Stereotypical Malt Beverages
Go to www.google.com and search for "engagement rings." Quick, before it is too late! I bash the idea of marriage a lot, but when it comes down to a beer drinker I must at least consider it. Women who drink beer are unicorns and need to be treated like goddesses. They are down to earth, gorgeous, and actually can make you laugh. You can find them having a good time at bars or throwing down at parties. With fantastic interests and colorful personalities you will be confused as to how much you like them and will reconsider your entire opinion of women. Unfortunately, they are already dating someone. You rarely will ever have the chance to snatch a beer drinking broad. Good luck hunting, bros!
Sources: ibanet.org, psychologytoday.com
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