Let's talk a little bit about Kim Kardashian. You don't want to? Well, that is understandable. Let me put it another way. Let's talk about Kim Kardashian's butt. Okay, now I've got your attention. Her bum is actually more famous than she is. All sorts of guys could care less about Kim, but when they see a picture of her butt on the Internet they still stop and stare. How could you not? That thing is epic.
Yes, she has a totally nice bum, unless of course you think it is too big, some guys are like that, and that is cool too - to each his own. But even if you think she has a nice bum it's not that nice. It really isn't. I am going to say it. Kim's butt is over-rated.
You don't believe me? Well, I have proof. I bet you anything I can come up with 20 celebrities that have hotter butts than Kim. You still doubt me? You say that you simply can't imagine a better butt than Kim Kardashian's? Well... You, my friend, are wrong. Here are 20 butts that are hotter than Kim Kardashian's. Picked by our expert panel, of course.
When one thinks about super hot celebrity butts, one does not often think about Jessica Alba. This should change. Jessica is not only a big star, she has a ridiculously cute butt. It seems like she has been around forever, but in actuality her butt, and the rest of her, are only 34 years old. Search around the net a bit and you will see many more photos like this one, just don't tell her I told you, I don't want her to get mad.
Now this one is not even close. Caitlin Rice absolutely destroys Kim in a nice butt competition. How does this even happen? How does a butt get so perfect? Normally I would feel these questions are rude, but Caitlin being a fitness model and all takes a lot of photos of her butt, and I do mean a lot, and posts them on the internet, so I get the feeling she doesn't mind being on this list at all. Heck, for all I know she's reading it right now.
I know what you are thinking. What about volleyball players? They tend to have nice butts. Do any of them have a nicer one than Kim? Well, I have an answer for you and that answer is "yes." All of them do. Every single female pro volleyball player in the world has a better butt than Kim. As exhibit A we offer up Liliana Fernandez, who shows that perfect combo of muscle and jiggle that all volleyball players seem to have. Liliana's butt spikes the competition.
There was a time, just a little while ago, when Ronda was known as the toughest woman in the world, maybe the toughest woman of all time. Then, after she took a nap in the ring, she talked on TV about how depressed she was about her loss. The thing is, though, none of that matters here. This post is about butts, and nothing other than butts. So Ronda, while you may have lost your UFC title, your bum is still a champion in my eyes.
Okay, stop complaining. We get it, you like a butt that is a little more round than the ones on the list so far, and Kim Kardashian can't be beat in that department. Well, except she can be. Check out Nicki Minaj if you don't believe me. If anything her butt might even be a little bit bigger than Kim's and if you say it isn't I'll know you are lying. Our panel had to call this one a tie at the least, and on this list, at least, a tie goes in favor of the person that is not a Kardashian.
That's right, I said it, our panel decided that Kourtney has a nicer butt than her sister. This might start a family fight, who knows? If it does it certainly was not my intention. It is a close call, but I think Kourtney gets the nod here; it has the size without having that whole cartoony thing that Kim has. If you want to get more good looks at Kourtney and her bottom, you can do so at your leisure here. And I know you do.
Our panel decided we needed a tennis player, so we spent approximately three months locked in our selection room, studying photos of every female tennis player's butt that were ranked in the top 3,000. It was a difficult task but we decided as a group that Anna had the very best one, and most certainly better than Kim Kardashian's butt. I also would bet my last buck that Anna could beat Kim in a foot race, but that is another post which I am sure everyone is waiting for.
Jennifer is a fitness model, motivational speaker and author. Her whole deal that made her famous was losing seventy pounds and getting in ridiculous shape like this after having a couple of kids. At one point she weighed two hundred pounds, then went on and won "Miss Bikini America." Jennifer, we do salute you for all of your success and hard work, and your butt is way better than Kim's. It is almost a work of art actually.
While most of these ladies beat Kim by being shapely and yet toned, some of these women take on Kim on her own home court in the big and round category. One of those who takes her on and wins is Lady Gaga. If you have not noticed what a crazy butt she has yet, well, you just have not been paying enough attention. It is obvious she is almost as big a fan of her own butt as our panel is, and that is saying something.
Claudia is a model, and a rather gorgeous one at that She has appeared on the cover of such magazines as GQ and Maxim, and in 2006 was voted one of the "100 Sexiest Women in the World" by FHM. Why would you even have to vote on something like that? It is so obvious. What else is obvious is why Claudia has a place on this list. She, and her butt, are pretty much perfect - of that there is no doubt.
Dai was Named "Miss Bum Bum of Brazil" in 2015, and yes, the competition is just like it sounds. I actually spent about fifteen minutes trying to find one single photo of Dai in which she was not wearing a thong. Just a hint, gentle readers, those photos are all over the internet and myself (and the panel), would highly suggest you find them. For research purposes, you know. Dai is, in theory, a fitness model, but she will always be "Miss Bum Bum" to me.
Ashley is a supermodel of Brazilian and Native American heritage who is based out of Miami. She has also appeared in some music videos. While at first glance you might look at this and think "Oh hey, her butt is pretty nice," we as a panel implore you to take a better look at it. Prepare to be amazed. While Kim is strong competition, we have to say that Ashley and her butt leave Kim in the dust.
Anastasia has a butt with some cred. She is an occasional model but what really makes her money, and makes her happy, is surfing. She has been surfing since the age of five, and at the age of six she won a surf competition using a beat up board she found in a trash can. Since then she has won numerous national titles, and all that surfing has obviously had a positive effect on her butt as well, which is why hers is so much better than Kim's.
Emily is a model and an actress who has a career that is really starting to take off. We would say huge stardom is right around the corner for her. But for the purposes of this list, we also can say that her butt is amazing. She is the last on this list that our panel decided had a butt better than Kim Kardashian's, but that doesn't mean there are not more. Here is a challenge. If you have a few hours, days, or even weeks on your hands, spend some of that time trying to find women that have a nicer butt than Kim Kardashian.