19A VEGAN WHO GETS IN-N-OUT
Magazines will form an orderly line to interview Little Miss Perfects on their fabulous lifestyles. If you're someone who actually reads these articles– which, by the way, haven't changed since 1999, you'll know how it goes. There's a little opening paragraph about how casual, friendly, and effortlessly beautiful the celebrity
looks "sitting in her backyard with the dogs." If the celebrity has been paid to endorse some ludicrously expensive stomach-flattening tea or protein shake, you'll find them casually dropping the name (in exchange for a fat stack of cash).
Kaley's vegan and gluten-free diet "completely changed her," according to The Mirror. It may have also completely changed her ability to speak the truth. "I'm not a vegan, nor do I have a gluten allergy, but it just feels better in my stomach," Kaley added. She then goes on to rattle about how getting rid of candy in her bedside drawers made her feel better and how her six horses are the "biggest blessing in her life."
"Tonight, I'll be going to In-N-Out," Kaley told Women's Health. "Doing one of their grilled cheeses, massive fries, and a shake" were her plans. Right. Except that cheese isn't vegan. Kaley is, however, a massive advocate for her own motto: Hypocrisy with a side of fries.