16HE CAN RHYME "ORANGE" IN FOUR WAYS
"I can think of a lot of things that rhyme with orange. I put my orange, four-inch door hinge in storage and ate porridge with George."
Seriously, name one word that rhymes with "orange." According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the only word that rhymes with "orange" is "sporange." Since "sporange" is an uncommon botanical name for a part of a fern, that's basically a polite way of saying "zero." Eminem's rhyming abilities make Drake look
like a pre-schooler. "Dumb enough to walk in a store and steal, so I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill." Eminem has been dishing out the rhymes with the same lighting speed that saw him shut down the competition in 8 Mile. Anderson Cooper was interviewing Eminem on 60 Minutes, because seriously, what rhymes with orange?
Think he stopped there? In his "Brainless" song, Em rhymes 24 out of 36 words with "orange." Fans will remember the "oranges, peaches, pears, plums, syringes," from the song "Business." Then again, there are two types of fans. Those who think they know Eminem from the minute he was born, and those who don't.