The world became a dangerous place as soon as the first person had the idea of putting a camera on a cellphone. Sure, this has made life easier for many people. For example, whenever you go to a new place and want to take a picture, you don’t really need to carry a camera around, since you probably have a good one on your phone anyway. Traveling has become much lighter, and people’s spines are probably happy since they don’t have to deal with bulky cameras strapped around their necks. Nevertheless, the moment that first camera was put on a phone, the danger was installed. The fact that people have immediate access to a camera whenever and wherever they want can be troublesome for folks who are prone to doing things they would not be too proud of seeing on a public forum. That is especially true among drunk people.
Come on, who really wants to know what they did when they were blackout drunk? Or even worse, who wants to remember what they did or how they woke up the next morning? And more than anything else, who would ever want the world to find out what they have done? The answer to all of those is no one.
Nevertheless, that little danger became a damn door to hell as soon as Snapchat came out. And we are here to show you why. So get ready to cringe because here are 18 hilarious Snapchats from the morning after that are too funny.
18 One Sticky Situation
Whenever you go out to party with your friends or even with people you barely know, you always have to watch out for a few things. Those are the things your parents undoubtedly told you to keep an eye out for, like never take a drink from a stranger or always keep an eye on your cup. There is the real danger of being roofied and having something bad done to you. But aside from everything with criminal intent behind it, we would like to tell you about a danger that a lot of people who have gone to college, and some even in high school, have had to deal with. You should never pass out at a party. That is one of the most dangerous things someone can do.
Why? Because drunk people will not show mercy on you, and you will be pranked. In one moment you are taking a sip from your Jack and Coke, and the next you could be waking up in a destroyed party house, completely duct taped to the sofa.
17 Party Ender
It is never a real party until someone poops himself/herself. Wait, what? No, forget that, that was the devil speaking. But then again, whenever someone poops himself/herself, everyone else around them is going to have one hell of an icebreaker to start a conversation the next day. Now, we cannot be sure if this is still during the night or the morning after, but we will go with the second assumption.
Just put yourself in the position of the fella who took this snap. You have just woken up after a night of drunken debauchery. All you want to do is go to the kitchen and grab a glass of water. However, on your way there, you trip over a chick who somehow managed to literally poop herself to a degree that we cannot even describe. Yes, that is one morning after you will never forget.
16 Location Is Key
It doesn’t matter where in the world you live, there is always that one person who always tells everyone to get home safe and that they hope they will be well. And here we have an example of someone who kind of got home safe, but we don’t know to what extent he completed that task. On this article, you will see a few people passed out in weird places, but it is hard to top someone passing out on the roof of a house. What would make this even funnier would be if that were not even his house, but that doesn’t seem to be the case. Either way, even though his feet are dirty as hell, he probably has a sunburnt back, and we are sure that his friends are never going to let him live this down, we are just happy that this guy managed to stay alive. After all, how blasted would you need to be to pass out on the roof?
We have all done things that we are not proud of. The real problem, however, is when we wake up next to those things. Take this poor lady for example; all she wanted was a nice night out, but she ended up drinking a little bit too much. Imagine her surprise when she woke up in her bed but suddenly heard something weird. It wasn’t her roommate screaming on her phone in the living room nor the alarm clock going off, no. What she heard was a mouth-breather with a weird earring snoring right next to her.
Seriously, this has to be one of the most disturbing things that can happen to anyone at any point in his/her life. It doesn’t matter how many one-night stands you had in your days, if you wake up in a situation like this, it must always feel as weird and terrifying as it did the first time.
Drunk people have been known for finding their way into some of the weirdest places. Sometimes, you might even come across an intoxicated person passed out at a spot you can’t even imagine how they got there in the first place. That is exactly what happened right here.
Just imagine the kind of Cirque du Soleil contortionist skills this guy needed to have in order to get in the position he is in. In case you haven’t seen it yet, his arms are even tucked inside his shirt. It also looks like he is in some kind of storage room, so we are rightfully led to believe that this dude is passed out drunk at his place of work, which in itself is hilarious. But we still just cannot get our heads around how the hell, or even why, he wrapped himself in those two chairs.
Who knows? Maybe they are comfy as hell, and we just can’t see it yet.
13 Stage III
Now, we have already seen the poor lady who woke up next to the mouth-breather, but this over here is some other level stuff. Not only did this lady manage to get herself into an embarrassing situation, because we have to assume that this was a one-night stand since she decided to send a “help me” Snapchat to her friends, but it also seems like she found herself dealing with the worst kind of one-night stand.
That worst kind are the ones who go from 0 to 100 real quick in terms of clinginess. In her head, she just wants them to say goodbye to each other and never see each other’s face again. In his mind, however, it seems like the two of them have already been dating for a decade, are on the verge of getting married, and are already planning to take a mortgage on the house to make a room for the third kid.
12 The Walk Of Shame
Oh, the walk of shame. This is a tradition as ancient as humanity itself. Think back to caveman days, when an unwitting party could be lured by the promise of food and shelter just to see that it was not worth her or his time, and then run back to their previous cave the morning after. Did that make sense?
Well, it doesn’t really matter. We are sure that the one-night stands in cavemen days were a little bit different from the ones today...just a little bit. Either way, be it because of caveman shelter or because you were too drunk to walk home the night before, the walk of shame has been a part of human life for a long time. But it was a tradition that was seldom documented until the advent of Snapchat. These days, there is no lack of pictures, like this one, of people running to avoid being seen during their walk of shame only to end up on the Internet anyway.
11 The Other Side
So far, we have seen Snapchats from young women who have found themselves waking up next to strangers after drunken one-night stands. So, let us turn things around and picture a guy who woke up in a similar situation. This time, the man was the one whose room this unlikely couple woke up in. And, as you can probably tell from his face and the caption on the Snapchat, this dude is desperate for his lady companion to pick up her shoes and get the hell out of there.
Nevertheless, there are a couple of things we would like to point out for this desperate guy. First of all, that girl looks way too cozy in your bed for you to even think that she is going to be willing to get up anytime soon. The second one is, with that receding hairline and the contrasting forest of chest hair, should you really be dismissing girls like this?
10 Wrong House
Most of the funny Snapchat pictures we get on the Internet are from people no one knows about. The nobodies of everyday life who become Internet famous with one hilarious post. However, every now and then, we have real celebrities who post some of the most hilarious Snapchat stories we have ever come across. A perfect example of that is UFC fighter, Urijah Faber.
Now, this picture was taken during the night of the occurrence, but we cannot imagine how the morning after was for the woman in this story. Faber was just hanging out in his Sacramento home when suddenly, the door burst open. The woman you see right there, whose identity remains a mystery to Faber, dashed through his living room and went immediately into his bathroom. She proceeded to lock herself in there and poop all over herself and the bathroom. Meanwhile, Faber kept posting the whole thing on his Snapchat for the world to see, even after the cops arrived to help out.
9 Got Them
We said that it isn’t a party until someone poops himself, but as it turns out, that is not the only requirement for an event to be called a party. We completely forgot to say that it is also not a real party until someone gets arrested. Sometimes, however, that arresting is left for the next day, which might be the case with this hilarious snap we just ran across. Just imagine waking up to a Snapchat from a friend of yours, showing your boyfriend in handcuffs being arrested by an elderly cop who is smoking a cigar while doing it. At least, that is what we assume is in his mouth because we seriously cannot think of anything else. Either way, this picture is just golden.
And now, we’re just left imagining the reaction of this girlfriend, waking up hungover as hell, and having to deal with the fact that her boyfriend was arrested. Funny doesn’t even begin to describe it.
So, by now, we should all have gotten used to seeing the classic snap from the morning after a one-night stand. With that, we have seen all kinds of emotions portrayed in the faces of the people who clearly are not proud of what they did the night before. Still, few of the others don't come even close to the desperate face this guy has on. That, ladies and gentlemen, is the face of someone who is asking for mercy and for Jesus to save his immortal soul before he is killed in whatever kind of horrific accident he wishes would happen in the next few minutes. Seriously, we have not seen a desperate face like this in a while. And honestly, we are not too surprised given the apparent features of his bed companion.
Actually, the most surprising thing in this entire Snapchat is that this dude actually had the courage of sending this snap to anyone. Or perhaps that was just another bad decision.
7 Another Classic
We could easily make up an entire list and just add a bunch of pictures of guys and gals who deeply regret their one-night stands and send desperate “please help me” snaps to their friends when they realize the stupidity of what they have done. Now, this one is quite a peculiar snap, so let’s try and break it down.
Unlike the majority of the other similar snaps we have come across, the caption doesn’t say “just leave.” So, we are led to assume that this woman is actually inside that man’s humble abode. If this is her home, however, we have to say that she is quite the good sport or that guy is just a slob. Because one way or the other, he seems to have gotten his hands on a cup of cup noodles and made himself very comfortable on that bed. Now, in case that is not her home, we would just suggest that she should leave as quickly as possible.
6 The Cop Selfie
Waking up in a police station can mean one of two things. One, you had a terrible night. Or two, you had an amazing night. Luckily for everyone, what could have been a tragic night ended up in one of the most hilarious selfies we have seen in a while. Now, this is kind of the morning after, since this kid was stopped by the cops at around 2 AM and taken to the station for testing and all that. By the time they were done, it was probably already morning. Either way, the story here is that this stoner was caught driving his Toyota Camry while under the influence of marijuana, as his arrest report said.
But while the cops were conducting the sobriety tests at the station, this kid had an unusual request for the arresting officer. This weekend hero managed to snap a selfie with his arresting officer and posted it on his Snapchat story. He was still arrested for DUI, but at least he got the funny selfie.
5 Still Raging
We could probably put together all of the types of one-night stands we have come across today and make up a dictionary. What do you guys think? We had the guy who made himself too comfortable, the girl who was trying to hide under the covers, the dude who was clearly snoring and was a mouth-breather, and so the list goes on.
Still, there was one type of one-night stand that we had yet to come across. And here is where we thank the gods that we found it to show to you. Now, all of the others might have been annoying, and some are even downright terrifying for anyone to wake up next to, but this kind of person is just the worst. This lady right here had the terrible experience of waking up next to a pump-up guy. This dude probably raged the entire night, and he woke up still raging. Good luck getting him out of the house, though.
4 Just Classic
After you have a long night of drinking, in which you clearly had more than you should have, and don’t remember most of what occurred, there are a pair of things that most commonly happen the morning after. As you have probably figured out since you have gotten this far on the list, waking up next to a disturbing one-night stand is somewhere near the top of those rankings, but there is one thing that will happen the morning after no matter who you are or what happened at the end of your night. You are going to have the worst hangover, and you will feel thirsty AF.
Now, in the age of Snapchat, most people will quickly snap a pic of you in this unsightly state and post it on social media for every one of your friends and their friends to see. However, imagine if that happened in ancient days, and someone made a portrait of you in that state instead. A Snapchat goes away, but a painting is forever.
3 A True Soldier
Surviving a night after you drank more than you should is a challenge in itself. Some people are nothing short of heroic in the loops and hurdles they surpass in order to make it back home when they are blackout drunk. But there is one thing that is more challenging than getting home at the end of the night. It is the morning after, especially if you have the kind of friends that will drag you to brunch no matter what you say.
If you thought that walking back home while you wobbled and fell, scraping your knees and whatever, was hard, just imagine the nightmare of going into a restaurant while your head is exploding, and you cannot spend 20 seconds without a sudden burst of nausea. Meanwhile, your friends are making fun of you for whatever stupid thing you did the previous night, and there are a bunch of loud people in the tables around you. Yes, brunch is a nightmare.
2 You Gotta Sleep Somewhere
Now, this is what great stories are made of. Just imagine the endless possibilities we could go about explaining what the hell is going on in this picture. The person who sent the Snapchat clearly did not know who the man sleeping on the porch was, but he or she probably felt bad for the person or we would have seen a cop car in the back already. Either way, you cannot help but imagine all kinds of stories for how this guy ended up there. First of all, his head seems to have been recently shaven. So, maybe someone played a prank on him or he was part of some government psychic experiment and escaped his institution, like Eleven from Stranger Things.
The weirdest and most disturbing piece of this puzzle, however, is that we have no idea why there is a hole in the bottom of his underwear or why is he asleep on someone else’s porch in his undies in the first place.
If you have ever been blackout drunk, you know that when the time for passing out is near, there is nothing you can do to avoid it. You could try to drink 50 Red Bulls and your brain would still shut down because of the ridiculous amount of alcohol you ingested. Actually, if you put more Red Bulls on top of that, you could probably die from heart attack, but that is besides the point.
What we are trying to say is that no matter what you are doing in that exact moment, when you pass out, there is a good chance that you are going to wake up in the middle of whatever you were doing before you fell asleep. And that doesn’t seem too bad until you realize you passed out in the middle of eating a bag of Tostitos. It might not be funny to you, but whoever finds you first that morning sure is going to have a blast.
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