15When Elephants Get The Runs

The story you see here is from the mouth of a man who formulates the food Zoo animals eat. Sounds like a cool job, right? Unfortunately for him, he was tasked with reformulating food for some herbivores at a local Zoo. The guy made an error in his formula, and

it caused the Zoo animals to get sick. Really sick! He claims, "Two weeks later (after the new food was delivered), we get a call from the zoo. All the herbivores have been suffering from an extremely loose stool and diarrhea. We checked the formula and saw the mistake. From the story I heard, there was shit everywhere. This stuff must have come out of the elephants with some serious velocity. I felt sorry for the keepers that had to clean that up."

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