When you really think about it, most major holidays are highly overrated. Thanksgiving forces you to spend an entire weekend with family members that you usually try to avoid, all while choking down dry turkey and fighting the urge to throw a chair at your brother in law. Christmas is a month-long minefield of forced cheer, terrible music, and social anxiety as the search for "the perfect holiday gift" finds you camped out in front of Best Buy at 4 o'clock in the morning with a bunch of other lunatics trying to save $20 on a Fitbit. Valentine's Day is no better since it's basically just a holiday invented by card and candy corporations as a sick social experiment that forces us to evaluate the status of our romantic relationships, usually during an overpriced dinner at an Italian restaurant.
Yet, amidst the general suckfest of holidays that force us to spend money we don't have, spend time with people we don't like, and conform to social expectations that we had no part in creating, there lies a shining beacon of hope - Halloween. If Halloween isn't hands down your favorite holiday, then you're probably a masochist. Because unlike all those other holidays, Halloween doesn't want anything from you. It isn't trying to make you appreciate your family, or count your blessings, or spend a romantic evening with someone whose last name you don't even remember. Halloween just wants you to have fun, watch trashy slasher flicks, eat cheap candy, and get wasted at the bar with a bunch of hot girls in sexy costumes. The sexy costumes are without a doubt the most important aspect of Halloween because this is the one night of the year when every girl can wear the most ridiculously provocative ensemble imaginable, and nobody can judge her for it. So get ready to enjoy this most magical of holidays with our sampling of 15 super sexy costumes you'll want to see her in this Halloween.
15 Poison Ivy
A sexy villainess from the Batman universe, Poison Ivy was always the most glamorous of Batman's many foes. Since the Poison Ivy character was originally designed as a redhead, this costume will be especially appealing to those who are fans of ginger haired ladies. Just make sure to double check at the end of the night, as her cascading scarlet hair may very well be a wig. This is definitely a costume for girls who like to stand out, since the barely there green mini dress, matching green tights, and ample cleavage will be attracting attention the minute she walks in the door. The green elbow length fingerless gloves and ivy garland only add to to the look and make it seem like this Poison Ivy just finished tending to her garden of toxic plants to come seduce you and drag you back to her lair. Yet, with a sexy outfit like this one, you're sure not to mind!
14 Minnie Mouse
You're probably thinking, who would possibly want to seduce an adorably classic Disney character who is seemingly already in a committed relationship with Mickey Mouse? Yet, it's obvious that you will once you get an eyeful of this fun and sexy version of the Minnie Mouse costume. Mountains of cleavage are definitely the main feature of this outfit, but the barely there red polka dot dress will certainly appeal to a leg man as well. And when you throw in white thigh high stockings and sky-high patent Mary Janes, there's a slight schoolgirl element to this costume that ups the hotness factor considerably. The oversized mouse ears are a little weird, but it is Halloween after all, so don't think about it too much. Just imagine how pissed off Mickey Mouse will be when he finds out his girl was hooking up with you at the bar behind his back.
13 Zombie Schoolgirl
This costume combines the reliably awesome gore and shock value of the zombie with the come-hither sex kitten look of a Catholic schoolgirl. For this look to really be effective, you don't want to skimp on the (hopefully) fake blood. This sexy little zombie should look like she just devoured all of the major organs of her Language Arts teacher and is still hungry for more. Some colored contact lenses and intense eye makeup will definitely add to the "alluringly undead" vibe, as well as some cute little messy pigtails. Yet, the schoolgirl element is important here too, so a barely-there plaid mini skirt, white button up shirt, thigh highs and Mary Janes will ensure that you'll want this zombie to keep coming for your brains all night long. Although, is there any outfit that isn't instantly made sexier by the addition of thigh highs and Mary Janes?
This particular Batman costume doesn't exactly remain faithful to the original design since we're pretty sure that Batman wears pants and sensible shoes to fight crime as opposed to a vinyl miniskirt and thigh high boots. This version definitely shows a great deal more of skin and since it's Halloween, this version wins. To get even more specific, this is technically Batgirl, not Batman, so she's entitled to her own crime-fighting ensemble. The little black miniskirt combined with the sky-high boots make for a scorchingly hot combination, and it doesn't hurt that Batgirl's tight fitting top allows for maximum cleavage possibilities as well. The spiked armbands are also pretty badass, and the bat mask adds an air of mystery that will have you wondering who exactly you're making out with at the bar after your fifth shot of Fireball.
Traditionally, nuns and sexy are not two words that automatically go together. Maybe it's their floor length robes and habits, their stern demeanor, or their encouragement of complete sexual repression, but nuns in general, seem to occupy a completely separate universe from anything remotely seductive. That is until you get a gander at this scorchingly hot costume. This is clearly a loose interpretation of a traditional Catholic nun ensemble, but when a hot girl is encased in a skin tight black vinyl bodysuit, is historical accuracy really that important? Just when you thought this costume couldn't get any hotter, there are black thigh fishnets thrown into the mix. As everyone knows, black thigh high fishnets make everything better (it's a scientific fact). Now say three hail Mary's while this depraved nun takes you out back behind the dumpster for a night of sin.
Okay, don't freak out. We get it. Clowns are absolutely terrifying. A killer clown is probably roaming your neighborhood right now, plotting a way to sneak into your house and kill you and everyone you hold dear. Yet, this clown is not the killing kind, she is the sexy kind! This clown is fun and sexy, and she wants to party with you this Halloween. You have to admit that her short little dress and tasty cleavage make her just a little intriguing, plus her striped thigh high leg warmers reveal a tantalizing glimpse of skin, so you're guaranteed to want to get closer. Plus, there's no way this little minx of a clown could possibly sneak up on you because her costume is so colorful it could probably be viewed from space. Okay, so her pointy little hat might poke out your eye when you're making out at the bar, but that would purely be an accident and worth the potential danger.
Pac-Man is a classic arcade game developed in the early 1980s that is widely considered to have revolutionized the video game genre. Over 30 years later, Pac-Man is still an iconic video game and is often referenced in pop culture, so it was inevitable that Pac-Man would one day become the inspiration for a sexy Halloween costume. Fortunately for you, that day has arrived. Sure, it's little more than a skintight leotard featuring an image of the Pac-Man game combined with black combat boots, but when a hot girl is rocking it, why get bogged down in the details? The best part about this costume is that you have to be pretty close up to really see what the theme of the costume is, so it's the perfect excuse to strike up a conversation with a Halloween hottie. When she inevitably gets a little chilly because, you know, she's basically just wearing a bathing suit, she might even let you lend her your jacket before you two head back to your place.
8 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Does anything conjure up more awesome '80s nostalgia than the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? From the cartoon series to the movies to their spectacularly awful live musical tour, the Turtles were a pop culture force to be reckoned with for '80s babies. So why not relive your childhood by partying with a hot girl wearing a surprisingly sexy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles costume? This outfit includes the sexy Halloween trifecta - a short little skirt, tons of cleavage, and smoking thigh high vinyl boots. Best of all, it's available with purple, yellow, blue, and red details, just like the signature colors of the four turtles. So depending on if Donatello, Michelangelo, Leonardo, or Raphael was your favorite, you can pick the costume you want your girl to wear. Just make sure not to geek out too hard over your memories of the Turtles while she's wearing it.
7 Chuckie The Doll
The 1988 film, Child's Play, featuring a murderous red headed Chucky doll possessed by the soul of a serial killer, is a Halloween classic in its own right. So it only makes sense to pay homage to the movie with a sexy Chucky inspired costume, right? Once you get past the fact that a fully grown woman is dressed up like a bloodthirsty doll, you can appreciate that this is actually a pretty smokin' hot costume. For one thing, her little jumper is short and skin tight, revealing plenty of cleavage that would stop even Chucky in his tracks and the fire engine red thigh high stockings and matching patent leather stilettos sex up the look even further. Sure, her bright red Chuckie hair and prop axe are a little creepy, but this just proves her commitment to the costume. We think that Chuckie himself would be pleased enough to consider sparing your life.
It's an irrefutable fact that dinosaurs are awesome. They were enormous, at the top of the food chain, and roamed the earth for over 165 million years. Unfortunately, they've been extinct for millions of years, so our only chance to see one up close is a fossilized exhibit at the natural history museum. Or, even better, you can party with a hottie dressed up like a sexy dinosaur this Halloween. Not only is this costume hot, it's also pretty freaking adorable. She's wearing spiked knee high furry dinosaur boots, a ferocious looking furry dinosaur hat, and furry dinosaur claw gloves! But don't worry, the green scaly leotard also shows plenty of skin, which includes an ample amount of cleavage. We're not sure what kind of dinosaur this hottie is supposed to be (perhaps, a T-Rex?), but regardless, even though the dinosaurs died out 65 million years ago, her powers of seduction will be anything but extinct in this costume.
Food is awesome. Hamburgers are a delicious type of food, and thus particularly awesome. So by that logic, wouldn't a hot girl dressed up like a hamburger be more awesome than anything that has ever existed? You would definitely think so if a girl walked into your Halloween party in this costume, which is basically a short, skin-tight dress designed to look like a hamburger bun topped with lettuce and tomato. When you throw in a sky-high pair of stilettos, this look is just sexy enough to avoid being completely laughable. Okay, you'll still probably laugh, but you'll also be drooling over how this costume maximizes feminine curves. Yes, the bun hat is a little silly, but if you're making out with a girl dressed like a hamburger, do you really have room to judge? Just enjoy how hot she looks and try to not to let this costume make you hungry.
4 Mad Hatter
Let's face it, Alice in Wonderland is a freaking creepy book. It takes place in a surreal fantasy world, has a bunch of bizarre characters, and is basically the literary version of an acid trip. One of the weirdest characters in the book is the Mad Hatter, who wears a plaid jacket and top hat and speaks in unintelligible riddles. While the Mad Hatter may haunt your dreams, he is also the inspiration for a pretty sexy costume. This look has a kind of vintage Victorian feel to it, down to the top hat and corset details on the dress. Yet, it's also short, tight, and sexy, so it's perfect for Halloween night. The details on this costume are really what make the look smoking hot. It has white thigh high stockings, black stilettos, and the prop pocket watch is cute but also seductive. Just don't let any hottie wearing this costume lure you to a magical world you can't escape.
Yep, this is a sexy Waldo costume, which is based on the popular children's book from the late '80s featuring a bespectacled man in a red and white striped shirt and matching hat hidden among a group of illustrated characters. Kids would have to find Waldo, leading to hours of fun as well as strained eyes. While this doesn't seem like the most obvious choice for a sexy costume, the Waldo ensemble is surprisingly seductive. The red and white striped thigh highs are especially sassy, and the matching red Mary Jane's kick up the sex appeal a notch or two. Plus, the blue mini skirt and red and white striped top are short and tight, which elevates any costume into smoking hot territory. The round glasses and tiny little hat give this costume a fun, lighthearted feel. You'll definitely be able to spot a hottie wearing this costume in a crowd.
Pikachu is probably the most popular character in the Pokemon franchise, a rich universe of fictional animated characters that appear in a variety of television shows, movies, trading card games and comic books. You may also remember that the Pokemon craze was reignited this summer after the mobile app, Pokemon Go, was released and the entire nation was reminded that they "gotta catch 'em all." So it wouldn't be surprising if this silly yet sultry Pikachu costume is one of the most popular choices worn by hot girls this Halloween. Sure, it includes a pair of oversized Pikachu ears, but the short little yellow dress reveals plenty of cleavage, and a pair of black stilettos creates a look that a leg man will be drooling over. Don't even try to catch em all, just try to catch a look from this hottie as she strolls into the bar.
1 Boba Fett
After Darth Vader, Boba Fett is one of the most notorious villains in the vast Star Wars universe. As a bounty hunter hired by both Vader and Jabba the Hutt to track Han Solo, Boba Fett's somewhat murky origin story has created a cult following for the character amongst Star Wars fans, so they would probably most appreciate this sassy little costume inspired by him. This look includes a short and saucy little dress complete with thigh highs and sexy stilettos, as well as a knit cap meant to look like Boba Fett's armored helmet from the films. While this look is more cute than in-your-face -sexy, it will definitely appeal to any Star Wars fan looking for a hottie to party with this Halloween. Don't let Boba Fett's aura of mystery and danger scare you off, any girl wearing this costume would be willing to put down her lethal galactic weapons for a night if you strike her fancy.
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