We get it. You're not one to put much faith in astrological omens even though your mom, sister, and best friend swear by it. Maybe you've “coincidentally” dated only Libras and have had one night stands with more Scorpios than you can count, but did you ever stop to think that maybe the stars are trying to tell you something? Maybe there's an underlying pattern to the chaos.
Surely you've wondered why your girlfriend gets super annoyed over the dumbest things. Or respectively, why she goes absolutely wild when you do that one thing. Whether you believe in astrology religiously, take it at face value, or check your horoscope just for fun, these insider tips could help you figure out what makes her tick and how to avoid driving her mad! Once you figure out what to do (or not to do), and how to do it, she'll begin to wonder if you're a star-crossed mindreader.
You know what they say, you can't choose why that hottie you met on Tinder was totally batsh*t crazy...or for that matter, what drives her crazy. The bad news is, we don't have any say on which zodiac sign we're born into, or if our actions follow a generic pattern based on the month we were born. But on the bright side, there is some good news: with research backed by pseudo science and Internet quizzes, you can find out what makes each sign go wild, and which signs you can peacefully coexist with.
14 Aries (March 21 - April 19) - Let Her Take Charge
What's not to love about an Aries gal? They are brave, intellectual, confident, down for whatever, and always up for a challenge. Aries ladies can make the best of friends and lovers. They're reliable and trustworthy, but also very practical. Sometimes, too practical and prone to overworking themselves. As a fire sign, Aries gals are super passionate and enjoy a good debate, or at least letting their opinions be known in the form of a rant on Facebook. An Aries lady will never back down from a challenge, especially if you're the challenge. They may seem headstrong, but it's usually for your best interest. Many guys are often intimidated by the Aries woman seeing that she might very well kick his ass.
Lend an ear to the fiery social justice Aries who may be touchy when it comes to hot button topics. If you get down and dirty with rousing debates filled with philosophy and weighing out the pros and cons, an Aries gal might be the lady for you. The best thing about an Aries, perhaps, is that they stick to their guns. With you by their side, they will defend and honor your opinions, too. Some of their negative traits, which could cause them to erupt, are that they hate being ignored or told no. They can come off as childish sometimes, and they hate losing. Aries can be obnoxiously proud, selfish, bossy, rude, and reckless at times. If you let your Aries girl “win” once in awhile, or at least try to see her point of view, this could totally win her heart. They don't, however, want to be the “fake” number one, they want to be the surefire winner of any battle they take on. Allow this lady to take charge and woo you, it will make her feel like the warrior princess that she is.
13 Taurus (April 20 - May 20) - Want The Finest Things In Life
Taurus is one of the true providers of the zodiac and because of that, they push us to seek out security and foundation in everything we do. Whether they are actually providing the security, is another story. Of the deadly sins, the seemingly “earthy” Taurus gals tend to be gluttons. These ladies enjoy pleasures in all forms, and will work to get the job done, but not too hard. Taurus is represented by a bull and this becomes quite apparent when you see what really makes them tick. Tauruses are often associated with being warm, loving, and open minded, but is also just as equally stubborn and strong-willed. These gals can be your "ride or die" (literally until you die) and will argue with you until they’re blue in the face every single step of the way. Sure, they'll have your back, but they can also put you through the worst kind of hell.
Tauruses are notorious for fighting and love drama. Even though there isn't much method to their madness, the conundrum of a Taurus is that they are consistent.... in being inconsistent. They will always keep you on your toes and challenge you in new ways. Tauruses love the finer things in life, that is true. They also love to be doted on, even when they're in the wrong. Much like Ms. Piggy or Hedonist-bot from Futurama, the Taurus chick can be overindulgent and downright lazy, expecting you to be on her beck and call. She's the type of girl who takes literally 5 hours to get ready just to go to the store. What drives a Taurus girl crazy is being rushed, wasting money (theirs, not yours), clutter, and waking up early. You can win her heart by appealing to her vanity and shallow desires such as fine jewelry, wine, makeup, or exotic vacations. Taurus girls want the best things in life, even when they aren't free. In return, she will show you loyalty and the sensual side of life.
12 Gemini (May 21 - June 20) - Don't Try To Hold Them Back
Geminis are notoriously known for their split personalities. You never know which side you’re going to get. Most known for their indecisiveness and being flakes, Geminis approach to life is that it's one big party! As an air sign, Geminis easily adapt to most situations, unless of course, it's scary to them. Don't push commitment on a Gemini, or try to force them into doing anything un-fun for that matter, it'll make them run for their life! Gemini ladies love a swanky outing such as a classy dinner at the new restaurant in town with dancing later on, but make sure it's ultra-exclusive and judgement-free. Geminis hate feeling judged or attacked.
Despite their fragile and thin-skinned appearance, Geminis can be totally resilient to your bullsh*t and will walk away in the face of adversity, often unintentionally leaving behind people who truly do care about them. They're outgoing but tend to prefer being behind the scenes. Geminis hate being around narrow-minded people, conformity in general, and routine. Silence is a killer for this sign, so try to keep up with their lively chit-chat and you will surely win their hearts. They love a stimulating conversation. What makes them crazy, in a bad way, is their impulsivity. What makes a Gemini go crazy for you, is allowing them to be free to be themselves, which often means letting go of their reigns so that they can be as freewheeling as their fickle hearts desire.
11 Cancer (June 21 - July 22) - Crazy For Loyalty
Cancers gals are most notably quite moody compared to the other signs. While Cancers can be fiercely loyal to their tribe, they’re just as likely to throw caution to the wind and go do something completely out of character. More so than Geminis, Cancers are often labeled the most hot-and-cold signs of the zodiac. One minute they'll send you a book of text messages revealing their lust and admiration for you, and the next they'll be burning your house down, threatening your life. Cancers are most likely to be Grade-A stalkers and are most definitely spying on your social media accounts like the little detectives they are. Most of all, Cancers are unpredictable.
On their worst days, Cancers can be gossip queens, clique-y, withdrawn, and hypersensitive to literally everything. The bad news is, they are so unpredictable, you may never know when it's a bad day for them. If you treat them right, a Cancer will go crazy for your loyalty in return and be one of the most loving girlfriends you've ever had. Do them wrong and they'll be your worst nightmare, often in the most creative ways you've never imagined. Cancer ladies love family and if you hurt their family, or what's theirs, they will haunt you for life. Cancer girls can also be your best friend and a shoulder to cry on, as they are attuned to emotions very deeply and are great people to bond with. You can make a Cancer lady crazy in almost any way conceivable, but the best way to her heart is by treating her how she wants to be treated... with affection and undying devotion!
10 Leo (July 23 - August 22) - Stroke Their... Ego
Big, bold, and brash, Leos have a tendency to rub people the wrong way sometimes. They love being over-the-top and the center of attention in true lioness fashion – flashy, loud, and regal. If you make her look like anything less than a queen, her claws will come out! It can be quite the task when it comes to addressing her own flaws, especially when she finds herself so often in the limelight. Leos are known for hamming it up and can be obnoxious at times. Leo ladies are born stars and are known to be downright shameless! Leos simply cannot tell when enough is enough, so they will push boundaries until you explode, then wonder what happened ever-so-innocently.
On the other hand, Leo gals will go wild for you if you stroke their ego. They love lavish jewelry, dinners, gold, and shopping sprees – and especially love it when you point out their strong points. Leo ladies can be blissfully unaware of their boldness, and because of that, they can make a bad first impression seeing that they simply DGAF what you think. Leo gals aren't shy and can sometimes come off as crass or uncouth at times. At the end of the day, all a Leo lady wants is to be treated like the goddess she is. Having a bruised ego can not only cause a Leo to fight back much harder than you, but can truly hurt their big, soft lion hearts. What makes a Leo gal crazy is treating her like a queen. What will make her turn into an evil queen is by making her feel like a worthless peasant.
9 Virgo (August 23 - September 22) - Absolute Perfectionists
Ever heard of OCD? Obsessive-compulsive disorder? If mental disorders were astrological signs, Virgos would be the poster children of OCD. It's no doubt that Virgos are pretty cray, mainly because of their inability to just let things go. Does your girl display ridiculous attention to detail, remember the most specific things, and act like a perfectionistic workaholic? She must be a Virgo. While Virgo chicks are known for being real-life Earth angels at times, doing sweet things like adopting rescue animals or caring for the less fortunate, Virgos are also the type of people who can and will throw your ass under the bus in order to make themselves look good.
Looking good is extremely important to Virgos, more so, their dignity. They never want to look dumb or incompetent. Known for their superb analytical skills, Virgos can seem like magicians in situations that would stress out us mere mortals. Virgos like to multi-task... a LOT, which can lead to high levels of anxiety even though they might not show it. With that added anxiety or pressure to work, they might lash out or seem kind of angry for no reason. Most of the time, their resting bitch face is just them thinking way too hard. Virgo ladies can be all-business but don't let that dissuade you from romancing them. Even though they can appear to be cold-hearted, Virgos are big softies deep down.
8 Libra (September 23 - October 22) - Suckers For Romance
Marked by the sign of a scale, Libra chicks seek out balance in everything they do – work, finances, friendships, family, the list goes on. Libras will go to extreme lengths to make sure everyone is getting along at a party or even in their department at work. Libra gals are wonderfully diplomatic and rational which makes them a bit less crazy. However, as Libras so notably say: I'm only as crazy as you make me. Libra ladies can be pretty intense when they're on the hunt for a new bae. What makes them seem downright crazy is the lexicon they use in their social media profile which is oh-so obviously targeted at you.
The thing that can make a Libra downright bitchy is usually a direct reaction from something mean-spirited you've done to them. If you hurt them in a way they see as unfair, they might just go and circulate a rumor that you have herpes or are terrible in bed, even if it is them who made a bad impression on your date. Because Libras are so diplomatic, they usually attract friends from all walks of life. They can be the ultimate mean girl if you do them wrong. Nevermind the steadfastness of their love-lust, once a Libra has your attention, their eyes are only for you. Make a Libra girl go crazy for you by taking her on a romantic candlelit dinner and appealing to her refined taste in music or the arts. Libras are hopeless romantics at heart and often see things in terms of black and white. Be straight up with them, leaving a grey area will make them wonder and inevitably, go crazy!
7 Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) - Let Them Take The Wheel
What do scorpions do? They sting. Scorpios like it hot! For the most part, Scorpios are known for being intuitive and savvy, wrapped in a big ball of mystery. The bottom line is, if you mess with a Scorpio, you will get burned. The sad truth of it is that hooking up with a Scorpio after a drunken night out on the town isn't that farfetched of a scenario. Or is it? A one-night stand to a Scorpio is much more than that. If she likes you, it's likely she probably won't stop texting you.
Scorpio chicks aren't well-adjusted to being let down which is one thing that makes them crazy, in a bad way. When they finally get the hint that you're just not that into them, blocking their number isn't going to keep them away. Even though they won't be able to text you anymore, they will find other ways to seriously f*ck you up. Scorpios are known for being obsessive, possessive, jealous, secretive, vengeful, and super manipulative. On the other hand, if you're looking for the way to their heart, you should know that Scorpios are not only one of the hottest, but also the most sensual of the signs. Scorpio ladies not only make amazing lovers, but also take-charge girlfriends who will cut anyone who gets in their way (or yours). They are immensely brave and valiant. Don't try to impress them with cheap compliments, rather, let them take the wheel on your date and savor the Scorpio's unique spice of life.
6 Ophiuchus (November 29 – December 18) - They Embrace Change
Ophi-what? Ophiuchus is known as the “13th zodiac.” Since the introduction of the new sign, dates for which the former Western zodiac calendar relied on, have shifted – or in other words, if you were a Leo born in early August or late July, you'd be a Cancer – according to the addition of Ophiuchus, anyway. The Ophiuchus sign is said to resemble both Scorpio and Sagittarius, and in its own right, is similar to a cusp sign. Is there even such a thing as the Scorpio-Ophiuchus or Ophiuchus-Sagittarius cusp? We don't see why not. Whether or not you believe in the astrological shift or not, there are definitely more than a few signs you might want to look out for when dealing with them.
With Ophie, you get a blend of the wild centaur heart of a Sagittarius with the fiery passion of a Scorpio. The “13th” sign is more mysterious than any other sign, too, mainly because our knowledge of the sign is so new. One way to their heart may be to cater to the Sagg in them by going out dancing or painting the town red, on their terms, of course. To appeal to their Scorpio side, ask them deep questions and learn about what obscure things they are into. Unlike Virgo who represents a virgin, Ophiuchus is the only sign that depicts a real man, or in this case, woman. Ophiuchi (Ophiuchuses?) are very curious creatures who embrace change. On the negative side, Ophiuchus can exhibit a highly explosive temper, much like their Scorpio counterpart. On a positive note, they are usually good humored, funny, sensual, and sexual. Whatever you do, don't love and leave them. They will not walk away hurt and wounded, but that is exactly what she'll lead you to believe...
5 Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) - Hate Being Taken Too Seriously
First and foremost, Sagg chicks are flighty AF. Their symbol is the centaur (half-horse, half-man with a bow and arrow) and Sagittariuses are always on always the path to truth and independence. If they aren't there's something wrong, usually that they've had their hearts broken by a lover they met on Tinder. Sagg values her freedom so much that she often hurts friends and family in the process, and comes off as very selfish. She's the girl who's a great time in Vegas, will party with you until the sun comes up, but as soon as you're back to reality, so is she. One major thing to watch out for with a Sagittarius chick is that she'll run to you in times of need but won't return the favor. Great for a guy who doesn't mind being a modern day knight in shining armor and cleaning up her messes.
Sagittarius often is labeled as one of the more promiscuous signs, too. Sure they're a lot of fun, but not always down for commitment. Their terms and conditions are shaky, and they can often come across as hypocrites. She is usually very direct, too direct in fact, which can be pretty off-putting if you're not used to a brutally honest lady. Respectively, she hates liars and two-faced people, even though she can come off that way more than she thinks. All in all, Sagittarius women mean well. They are fair-minded, optimistic, and enthusiastic despite being tactless or embarrassing at times. Sagittarius girls hate when things get in their way almost as much as they hate routine. The definition of commitment is much different to them, and you must appeal to their schedule and way of doing things. You can win her heart by telling great observational jokes or taking her to a comedy club. Sagg ladies hate when people take things too seriously, even though they are often guilty of the same crime.
4 Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) - They Have To Let You In
Capricorns can be one of the craziest signs of the zodiac, as they love order and demand professionalism even though they are often dying inside. Caps are organized and hard-working, it's true, but even though they look put together they aren't always what they seem to present themselves as. Give a Capricorn a challenge and she'll combat it with intelligence, drive, and tenacity like you've never seen. This can make them appealing at first, but if you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen. Capricorns are notoriously Type-A personalities, and have an extremely difficult time letting go of their vice grips in group settings. In other words, they do not play well with others. It's their way or the highway!
Prepare for tons of side eye, comments you never asked for, and loads of passive-aggressive text messages when things don't go as planned for them. “Cause I want it all, or nothing at all,” famously quoted by the Backstreet Boys, is also a catch phrase for the Capricorn lady. The symbol of the Capricorn is a goat, which makes a lot of sense, because they are one of the most stubborn signs of the zodiac! This is where in lies the crazy. Capricorns hate not getting their way and will make a scene and throw a tantrum until they do. Capricorns are not impulsive creatures at all, in fact, they can seem downright boring sometimes in their comfort with routine. This is also what makes them so disciplined, too disciplined. Caps come off as pessimistic because they like to look at life a little too realistically. They can also be quite cold and materialistic. How to make a Capricorn gal go crazy for you is to be in charge of your own domain, as they are theirs, and maybe you can share their king (or queen)-dom, too.
3 Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) - Indulge Her Imagination
Aquarians, like Paris Hilton, are happy-go-lucky creatures almost to a fault. If they are not, something is really wrong. Aquariuses are their own special kind of crazy, kind of like mad scientists, who march to the beat of their own drum. In their own domain, Aquariuses live a pretty darn charmed life, but when they don’t, they can be really bitchy. We're talking major divas! Aquarian energy may help you generate new ideas and follow your wildest dreams or craziest ideas. They're the type of girl who opens doors for strangers, but doesn't expect it in return. At the same time, they're straight business. Aquarius ladies are on top of their finances and schedules, and may even have a trusted personal assistant on speed dial, even if that assistant is you.
Aqua girls cannot stand injustice or owing people money or favors. They also hate having to decide just one thing when there is a whole world of possibility waiting for them. With you by their side, an Aquarius gal can conquer the world, but she can also do it just fine on her own. What she needs, and what will make her crazy about you, is being the Aladdin to her Princess Jasmine – show her the world on a magic carpet ride! She can be pretty eccentric in her tastes, so find out what she likes and really go for it. On her worst days, she can be a little out of touch almost schizophrenic to a point where she doesn't seem to “get” the reality of a situation. Allow her imagination to wander and follow her flights of fancy, and you just might win the Aquarian queen over. If you try to impose things on her, she will not like that one bit. Try to get in her way, and she'll simply walk right over you in her stilettos and right out of your life.
2 Pisces (February 19 - March 20) - Listening Is Key
Out of all the signs, Pisces tend to be labeled the least crazy, but anyone who's dated a Pisces simply knows that isn't true at all! Pisces can be brutally honest, or shy and reserved. The Pisces in your life is usually very reliable, and compassionate to boot. But what lies beneath the surface of a smooth, cool, and caring Pisces is a dual nature which often results in them being dramatic AF. Pisces are touchy, sensitive types who love to have their egos stroked, and if they aren't attended to, they may become paranoid and extremely jealous. Leave them alone for too long, and they'll walk. Pisces ladies love drama and live for romance – but only if you're the main supplier. They love feeding off of your energy. In return, Pisces generated energy will awaken your senses and compassion while opening worlds of imagination and artistry.
Pisces gals are super intuitive and will find out what makes you tick, but will also know all of your flaws as they feign the facade of a caring special somebody. In an instant, they will turn those flaws against you to make you look like the crazy one! Why? Perhaps it's attention, or maybe it's just to get their way in true princess fashion. Either way, whenever you figure out the answer, let us know! Only one thing is certain with the mysterious Pisces, she will always keep us guessing. On a bad day, Pisces ladies can be kind of naïve and gullible, self-pitying, and totally clingy. What makes them really upset is injustice in the world due to people who assume things without understanding the big picture. You can win her heart by taking her to a new museum and opening her eyes to new ideas and possibilities that will make the world a better place. What'll drive her crazy is that you listen when she needs to vent about seemingly petty things – it's a big deal to her, trust us. If you show her your undivided attention and unconditional love, she will return the favor tenfold.
1 Cusp Signs (Between the 20th - 24th of any month) - Proceed With Caution
Born on a “cusp” means that you were born in close proximity to two astrological signs, thus bearing traits of both signs creating a cavalcade of duality for better or worse. On one side of the fence you have a bold and outgoing Leo, on the other side of that fence is a reserved and perfectionistic Virgo, but in the middle of that fence you find the ever-so-elusive Lirgo who is a mixture of both (and by the way, no one says Veo). Ladies born on the cusp can be boss b*tches on top of their game, crazy as all hell, or an interesting mix of both (probably). You're getting the best (and worst) of both worlds!
Much like Ophiuchus, you get a blend of two signs, even though one will be more dominant than the other. Cusp signs are usually born between the 20th and 24th of each month and each have a unique flavor of their own unlike any single sign on their own. What makes them crazy will be a mixture of traits from both signs. Our best advice is to proceed with caution and take things light with a cusp lady. She will let you know early on where the relationship is headed. What makes them angry is individual to who they are as a person, just like any sign. So get to know her quirks and see if her “crazy” is compatible with yours!