Regardless of region, race or marital status, guys flock to strip clubs. Gentlemen clubs are not difficult to find, pretty much every city has one or several glowing under the neon "Girls, Girls, Girls" or "Nude Review" lights. I believe the lights help attract guys, but it's the girls that bring the customers inside. This is where you find a diverse group that ranges from wealthy to poor, single to married and fun to dangerous. This list looks at the 10 types of guys you find in a strip club.
Inside there are many dynamics to consider, all meshing differently with a guy's personality. There's the stage, private or "lap" dances and then VIP or "champagne" rooms. Personalities react differently to these scenarios as well as the music, DJ (nothing better than a good strip club DJ) and of course the drinking and guy camaraderie that occurs in these clubs. Oh, and don't forget about security. If you are not a fan of a bouncer keeping a watchful eye and the occasional "no touching" reminder, you are not welcome at the nudie bar.
Honorable mention goes to “Party Bro” who just missed the list. He’s the guy that drinks lots of Bud Light Lime beer (typically by the bucket) and is really loud. He is either bellowing something disrespectful or spending his rent money. How do you know he’s spending his rent money? Because he’s “Party Bro” and everyone knows his move because it’s being yelled out.
Here they are, let’s see if you can find yourself in this list. This is the 10 types of guys you will find in a strip club.
10 Newbie Guy
9 Seasoned Veteran Guy
8 Yelp Reviewer Guy
7 Lonely Guy
6 Drunk Guy
5 Funny Guy
4 Frugal Guy
3 Champagne Room Guy
2 Rich Guy
1 Bachelor Party Guy
For some clubs, the bachelor party is where they make a lot of their money. Bachelor Party Guy arrives with a large group, but surprisingly doesn’t get to truly enjoy himself as much as the rest of the group. It’s only a matter of time before the guest of honor is pulled up on stage and often whipped or antagonized, leaving marks and anxiety nightmares for weeks. He is also semi-responsible for the group so when someone goes missing there is concern of whether a member of the party was murdered. Typically it’s just champagne guy who will show up the next morning telling stories about the hand job he received.
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