"All the single ladies! All the single ladies! If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it..." What is it about Beyonce's "Single Ladies" that causes every single girl to start screaming and hitting the dance floor?
So, you're either single by choice, due to not having crossed paths with 'the one' yet, or you're single due to your increasingly high standards. Either way, are you curious if you share any qualities or quirks with the rest of the world's single population? Here, we bring you 12 of the most common things the world's single population share. If we missed any please share in your comments below!
12 Living At Home
11 Drink From The Carton Of Milk or Juice
10 Your Dog or Cat Understands You Better Than Anyone
9 You Post Way Too Many Empowerment Facebook Posts
If you post six or more Facebook posts a day, you are single. Only single people post as much as you do. Five out of six of your posts will be empowerment related, 'Feel Good!' and 'Stay Positive!' posts.
If you're a girl, the rest of your posts will be selfies of either yourself or all your other single girlfriends enjoying your weekly 'Ladies Night Out'. Nothing wrong with enjoying a LNO once in a while but while you are screaming and dancing your head off with your single gal friends to TLC's "No Scrubs", Mr. Right could be walking out the door.
8 You Sleep In The Middle Of The Bed
7 You're On A First Name Basis With The Pizza Delivery Guy
6 You're At The Gym More Than Once A Day
If you are at the gym more than once a day you are more than likely single. You have a lot of free time on your hands so why not go to the gym? It's definitely better than sitting at home watching re-runs of Gossip Girl but just be careful you don't get known as 'that single gym guy or girl', or even worse 'the creeper' who stares at everyone like they're slabs of meat.
5 You Have Stale Cereal
You leave the lids to your cereal boxes wide open because there's no need to pour the cereal into a bowl to eat it. You just eat it straight from the box. Why make another dirty dish? Your cereal of choice is either something with marshmallows or it's frosted. In both cases, it will be stale. Stale cereal is your breakfast of champions, mid-afternoon snack, and dessert.
4 You Spend Your Weekends Babysitting
3 You Use Paper Towels For Napkins
1 Single and (Not) Loving It
Yes, it is true. If you are constantly nagging and bashing your friends for being 'whipped' or for not having a life since they've been dating, you are definitely single and not loving it. Every time you see one of your Facebook friends change their relationship status to 'in a relationship' or 'engaged' you get sick to your stomach.
You are not a fan of being single but you also don't want others to know you're not a fan of being single. Your over-the-top 'I love being single because...' is a little tiresome and the only person you're trying to convince is yourself. It's not bad to want to be in a relationship! If you convince everyone you LOVE being single more than anything else in the world, they might pass on a chance to set you up with the hottest guy or girl they know that would be perfect for you!
Sources: imdb.com, buzzfeed.com
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