What’s your sign? Are you from around here? Come here often?
Yes, these are bad pick up lines that have been around forever, but there are much, much worse. We have the 10 worst pick up lines of all time.
Granted, a humor-filled “cheesy” line has its place and may even work, but some go too far. We’re not talking too funny, but rather offensive, disgusting or just plain cringe-worthy. There is also a category for lame. A few examples: “Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knees falling for you.” How about “You seem like the type of girl that has heard every line. So what’s one more?” Just say no!
Some that just missed the list include “I’ve lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?” and also motioning to come hither with your hand and following it up with “I just wanted to see if I could make you come with one finger.” These are bad, very bad, but still didn’t make the list. One that also didn’t make the list: “My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t keep it in.” Yeah, buckle up, it’s going to be an entertaining ride ... here are possibly the 10 worst pick up lines of all time:
10 “Remember me? Oh, that’s right; I’ve met you only in my dreams"
9 “Do you like pancakes? Well how about IHOP on that a**?"
8 "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?"
7 “Excuse Me, I think you dropped something ...” (hand your phone #)
6 “OK, I'm here. What do you want for your next wish?"
5 “Do your pants have mirrors? Because I could totally see myself in them”
4 "Excuse me, my friend over there is a little embarrassed, he'd like your phone number ... he wants to know where he can get a hold of me in the morning"
3 “If I was a fly, I'd land on you first ... because you're the s**t”
2 “Drink This!”
1 Your dad must be a terrorist because he made a bomb”
You just called her dad a terrorist, what is wrong with you? I mean, seriously, who are trying to impress with this line? Yes, I know “a bomb” is a compliment, but this is your opener? A good rule of thumb is to ease into the bomb and terrorism talk. It would be better to be blunt and just say “I want to have sex with you in a dirty bathroom” honest with “Can I get you really drunk so we can have sex and I can leave on not see you again?” Granted, neither of these are going to work, but at least you can live with not calling this poor girl’s dad a terrorist.
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